Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts
Added by Nedved • Updated about a year ago by Captain Blubber
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The three main concepts are
1. Stormtroopers cannot aim.
2. Red Shirts always die especially on a mission.
3. Some sort of cage to hold both parties.
The stormtroopers fire at the Red Shirts, despite the fact they cannot hit the broadside of a barn.
Upon being fired at The Red Shirts die automatically. Because the Stormtroopers are unable to actually kill something, this creates a form of paranormal quantum loop, in which the red shirts must, yet can't, die. This paradox creates the energy which is used to power the site.
In 1945 a Japanese Scientist called Einstein, figured out the method for creating a Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts Device. He used the equation E=MC2 to figure it out. In this equation.
- E=deus ex machina
- M=massive audience
- C=length of time left of crossover film/Christmas special/cash in
Thus, it is more likely for the Stormtroopers to actually get their rare hit if the show people are watching is popular so no-one is allowed near a Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts Device for very long.
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