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Story Time Jesus, "mix tape"

Then my dad gave my mix tape to satan and thats where hellcame from Dustoffthebible.com
Then my dad gave my mix tape to satan and thats where hellcame from Dustoffthebible.com

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Story Time Jesus, "ain't got time for water"

And mymom was like"Jesus gogetsome more wine. Solsaid "woman, ain't nobody got time for that, gimmie that water." Dustoffthebible.com
And mymom was like"Jesus gogetsome more wine. Solsaid "woman, ain't nobody got time for that, gimmie that water." Dustoffthebible.com

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Story Time Jesus, "heal my legs"

SOTHIS GUY WAS LIKELORD,I CAN'T WALK,HEAL ME" BEEN SKIPPING LEG DAY.
SOTHIS GUY WAS LIKELORD,I CAN'T WALK,HEAL ME" BEEN SKIPPING LEG DAY.

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Story Time Jesus, "and that's why I told Bush to preemptively strike Iraq"

And that's whyl told Bushto reemutively strike [rau Dustoffthebible.com
And that's whyl told Bushto reemutively strike [rau Dustoffthebible.com

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The lesser of two evils

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https://twitter.com/atrout920/status/734950890763780096

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Listen carefully!

Okay everyone, now listen carefully. I don't want to end up with 4 different versions of this!
Okay everyone, now listen carefully. I don't want to end up with 4 different versions of this!

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The Origin of the Taiping Rebellion

"Hong Xiuquan was a Hakka Chinese who led the Taiping Rebellion against the Qing Dynasty, establishing the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed brother of Jesus Christ." -Wikipedia
"Hong Xiuquan was a Hakka Chinese who led the Taiping Rebellion against the Qing Dynasty, establishing the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom over varying portions of southern China, with himself as the "Heavenly King" and self-proclaimed brother of Jesus Christ." -Wikipedia

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SOILIKE WENT TOTHE FUTURE THE OTHER DAY ANDIWAS LIKE W-- MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL? quickmeme.com
SOILIKE WENT TOTHE FUTURE THE OTHER DAY ANDIWAS LIKE W-- MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL? quickmeme.com

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Jesus: Who embalmed me

Alright, who embalmed me? nearly tripped twice
Alright, who embalmed me? nearly tripped twice

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His Prayers

So im listenina to his pravers and this n----- asks me for some p---- 0 0 So l came to him in a dream and said not even l can help you with that
So im listenina to his pravers and this n----- asks me for some p---- 0 0 So l came to him in a dream and said not even l can help you with that

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I'm Christian and all but are music sucks.

SOILISTENED TO SOME 21ST CENTURY GOSPEL MUSIC,AND IWAS ALL LIKE LOL, WHO WROTE THIS GARAGE? JUSTIN BEIBER?
SOILISTENED TO SOME 21ST CENTURY GOSPEL MUSIC,AND IWAS ALL LIKE LOL, WHO WROTE THIS GARAGE? JUSTIN BEIBER?

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SOLWAS LIKE GIRL THIS CONCEPTION AIN'T GONNA BE IMMACULATE
SOLWAS LIKE GIRL THIS CONCEPTION AIN'T GONNA BE IMMACULATE

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and I was like, yahweh

SOIWAS CHILLIN WITH MY HOMIES AT THE LAST SUPPER ANDI WAS LIKE BROS. THIS FOODYOUR EATING IS MY BODY. THEY WEREALL LIKE NO WAY! AND IWAS LIKE, VAHWEH
SOIWAS CHILLIN WITH MY HOMIES AT THE LAST SUPPER ANDI WAS LIKE BROS. THIS FOODYOUR EATING IS MY BODY. THEY WEREALL LIKE NO WAY! AND IWAS LIKE, VAHWEH

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SO THEN IWAS LIKE"VO DAD, CAN GO TOA PARTV" IMAS LIKE VEA SURE THEN HE SO THEN INOKE UP 3 DAYS LATER INA CAVE
SO THEN IWAS LIKE"VO DAD, CAN GO TOA PARTV" IMAS LIKE VEA SURE THEN HE SO THEN INOKE UP 3 DAYS LATER INA CAVE

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So i was like 'This guy is So alone" SoT give him a lot of heer and when woke up I told hilm: "Ducdle this is your wife, be nice with her Guse is part of you now." GANHASCH E EZ EUR GER.COM 흡
So i was like 'This guy is So alone" SoT give him a lot of heer and when woke up I told hilm: "Ducdle this is your wife, be nice with her Guse is part of you now." GANHASCH E EZ EUR GER.COM 흡

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SOIWAS ON THE CROSS AND LWAS LIKE "PETER BRO COME HERE AND WHEN PETER FINALLYGETS TO MEWAS ALL LIKE"BRO YOUB HOUSE LOOKS NICE FROM UP HERE quickmeme.com
SOIWAS ON THE CROSS AND LWAS LIKE "PETER BRO COME HERE AND WHEN PETER FINALLYGETS TO MEWAS ALL LIKE"BRO YOUB HOUSE LOOKS NICE FROM UP HERE quickmeme.com

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