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OP is a sodomite

My liege, my network of spies here in Middlesex hase found out that OP is a homoseial. What should I do with this information? Your humble Spymaster, Lord Mayor Jilberzh of Winchester Call him a f----- Call him a f-----
My liege, my network of spies here in Middlesex hase found out that OP is a homoseial. What should I do with this information? Your humble Spymaster, Lord Mayor Jilberzh of Winchester Call him a f----- Call him a f-----

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Onii-chaaaaan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRlYUHo3SSU
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With pride!

Sirçan Akhun .32 The Chase Begins! Akhun 82 Liege Uyghur 0/0 0 0.0 385.5 161.6 量12 Wife Sirçan Akhun Your Half-brother Right-click to Intera Tides: Claims: Diplomacy: Age: 22 OpinionSircan Akhiun My Opin Society may take a dim view on my preferences, but at the risk of a scandal I am about to seduce Sirçan. Family Rolatio Your Half-brother court oLL Parents Grandparents Wards With pride! Children It just isn't worth the risk.
Sirçan Akhun .32 The Chase Begins! Akhun 82 Liege Uyghur 0/0 0 0.0 385.5 161.6 量12 Wife Sirçan Akhun Your Half-brother Right-click to Intera Tides: Claims: Diplomacy: Age: 22 OpinionSircan Akhiun My Opin Society may take a dim view on my preferences, but at the risk of a scandal I am about to seduce Sirçan. Family Rolatio Your Half-brother court oLL Parents Grandparents Wards With pride! Children It just isn't worth the risk.

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A loving father

IELD St I am starting to think Oswald might fancy m... Oswald Weber Your Son Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Age: 17 Opinion of Me: 12 My Opinion of Oswald: 100 Betrothed: Kyra Serrett Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Heir to the Castle of Standfast Right Click to Inte ract TIEXNFIONVDRH Make a move
IELD St I am starting to think Oswald might fancy m... Oswald Weber Your Son Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Age: 17 Opinion of Me: 12 My Opinion of Oswald: 100 Betrothed: Kyra Serrett Heir to the Lordship of Coldmoat Heir to the Castle of Standfast Right Click to Inte ract TIEXNFIONVDRH Make a move

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No one understands Byzantium

Enjoy changing dynasties every 50 years. Guess who's not gloriously A----? Enjoy being conquered by Arabs! Allahu Akbar, Islam will dominate the world. We will destroy you, inshallah, and all will follow the ways of the one true prophet, peace be upon him JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! FILTHY CAMEL F------!!! What is it like to ignore Jesus' teachings and destroy the unity of the One True Church? It was primus inter pares, m----------- Primus inter pares! Filioque is a load of b-------! Greece is rightful Bulgarian clay It's full of r--- babies sired by us, after all! We will pluck out your eyes. Every single last one of you So nice to be independent and not rely on the Greek weaklings for defense We were brothers, you and I! Go ahead and be conquered, I don't care now! 0 hai. Gibe Epirus PIs Give back Italy, you thief! Guess who's the greatest Orthodox empire? Slav scum! We gave you your religion. We made you into everything you are! Greeks Being True Romans We're more Roman than you, illiterate barbarian! Enjoy kissing the pope's ass for your crown! Us Latins were truly meant to rule the Empire of the East F--- off to your own side of Europe! Constantinople is our eternal capital! We Rome now. RRROAARGH!!
Enjoy changing dynasties every 50 years. Guess who's not gloriously A----? Enjoy being conquered by Arabs! Allahu Akbar, Islam will dominate the world. We will destroy you, inshallah, and all will follow the ways of the one true prophet, peace be upon him JESUS CHRIST IS LORD! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! FILTHY CAMEL F------!!! What is it like to ignore Jesus' teachings and destroy the unity of the One True Church? It was primus inter pares, m----------- Primus inter pares! Filioque is a load of b-------! Greece is rightful Bulgarian clay It's full of r--- babies sired by us, after all! We will pluck out your eyes. Every single last one of you So nice to be independent and not rely on the Greek weaklings for defense We were brothers, you and I! Go ahead and be conquered, I don't care now! 0 hai. Gibe Epirus PIs Give back Italy, you thief! Guess who's the greatest Orthodox empire? Slav scum! We gave you your religion. We made you into everything you are! Greeks Being True Romans We're more Roman than you, illiterate barbarian! Enjoy kissing the pope's ass for your crown! Us Latins were truly meant to rule the Empire of the East F--- off to your own side of Europe! Constantinople is our eternal capital! We Rome now. RRROAARGH!!

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This guy is attractive. Deal with it.

Sultan Mirza of Mirzid Sultanate 16 Mirzid 8 25% Bedouin 12 (30) 9 (24) 9 (21) 10 (25) 18 (32) 5/6 5/26 3.81K 331.4 834.3 583.7 Betrothed i Heir 21 259 Titles: Claims: Diplomacy: Attractive This character has a most pleasing physique, most attractive to the opposite sex. Attraction Opinion: +30 Family Relations Vassals (23) Court22Pacts (2) Parents Grandparents War Diplomacy: +1 Children most pleasing physique, most attractive to the opposite sex.
Sultan Mirza of Mirzid Sultanate 16 Mirzid 8 25% Bedouin 12 (30) 9 (24) 9 (21) 10 (25) 18 (32) 5/6 5/26 3.81K 331.4 834.3 583.7 Betrothed i Heir 21 259 Titles: Claims: Diplomacy: Attractive This character has a most pleasing physique, most attractive to the opposite sex. Attraction Opinion: +30 Family Relations Vassals (23) Court22Pacts (2) Parents Grandparents War Diplomacy: +1 Children most pleasing physique, most attractive to the opposite sex.

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Excellent spymaster

Intri A mysterious Jewish man has offered his services at your court. He is well-versed in feudal court intrigue and has a past as both a mercenary and a spy. Ifhe can be trusted, he could very well prove to your council... be an indispensable asset in Indeed? 5 (5) 9 (9) 40 (40) 5 (5) Be My Spumaske Spymaster E (40 Appoint LATER DIE GENTILE sCUM Infidel: 28 Zealous: -50
Intri A mysterious Jewish man has offered his services at your court. He is well-versed in feudal court intrigue and has a past as both a mercenary and a spy. Ifhe can be trusted, he could very well prove to your council... be an indispensable asset in Indeed? 5 (5) 9 (9) 40 (40) 5 (5) Be My Spumaske Spymaster E (40 Appoint LATER DIE GENTILE sCUM Infidel: 28 Zealous: -50

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Mongol invasions

MONGOL EMPIRE We did it Baru! We united the sreppes! My khan, look at that Barv, thar is just a s--- castle trhat we pillaqed last month 6 6 atu, where are you going? 囚 NEW REALM Khan Batu has decided to Sertle down in Shitcasrle, making it his new homelond
MONGOL EMPIRE We did it Baru! We united the sreppes! My khan, look at that Barv, thar is just a s--- castle trhat we pillaqed last month 6 6 atu, where are you going? 囚 NEW REALM Khan Batu has decided to Sertle down in Shitcasrle, making it his new homelond

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How to win a Crusade

I, the holy roman emperor have traveled through 'ind and Storms Through , swelrering heat and barren lands. I have survived countless Saracen raids But jinally, I have arrived, In the name of GOD, to reclaim J; Welcome to Jerusalem I'm the count oc Orkney I arrived here yesterday, HT Here is my army, E And because we got here first I am the siege leader That means anything you capture is mine! GoD DAMN IT, MAN! WHERE THE HELL IS THE REST OF YOUR ARMY?! 0 Welcome to Acre Welcome to Tyre e to Tripoli The Count of Orkney Orkney (10000020) Holy Roman Empire (85) England (64) France (20) Papal State (12) Leon (3) Everyone Else (0)
I, the holy roman emperor have traveled through 'ind and Storms Through , swelrering heat and barren lands. I have survived countless Saracen raids But jinally, I have arrived, In the name of GOD, to reclaim J; Welcome to Jerusalem I'm the count oc Orkney I arrived here yesterday, HT Here is my army, E And because we got here first I am the siege leader That means anything you capture is mine! GoD DAMN IT, MAN! WHERE THE HELL IS THE REST OF YOUR ARMY?! 0 Welcome to Acre Welcome to Tyre e to Tripoli The Count of Orkney Orkney (10000020) Holy Roman Empire (85) England (64) France (20) Papal State (12) Leon (3) Everyone Else (0)

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The Karlings are not so bad

EUROPE 1st TANUARY 769 CIA SLAV LAND FRANGa MAFRANCIA ASTURIAS 1 CHARLES THE CREAT 1st JANUARY 769 CHARLES 33rd JANUARY 79 CHARLES 2nd JANUARY 79 - EUROPE 4th JANUARY 769 SLAv LANp GER ALSO WOFRANCIA AD
EUROPE 1st TANUARY 769 CIA SLAV LAND FRANGa MAFRANCIA ASTURIAS 1 CHARLES THE CREAT 1st JANUARY 769 CHARLES 33rd JANUARY 79 CHARLES 2nd JANUARY 79 - EUROPE 4th JANUARY 769 SLAv LANp GER ALSO WOFRANCIA AD

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Finally, a son!

631 936 399 1/59 834 17 April, 1112 Duke Markward of Franconia 35 22 November, 1111 Babenberger Our knowledge of Noble Customs in 3 46 Bamberg increased to level 2 Liege German Catholic Leading troops in 1475 14 (24) 9 (19) 10 (21) E6 (25) 23 (40) 631.3 936.6 399.6 834.9 11166 Wife 310 Heir 2151 WE Titles: Claims OLN Vassals (4)ourt (6Allies (3) Abrad (4) ASSAU mi Grandparents Wards Pare nts VZ INGGEN C-C Combo Breaker Babenberger Your Son Children AHeir to the Duchy of Wessex : 0 Opinion of Me: 100 My Opinion of C-C-Combo Breaker: 49 Religious Head: Pope Constantine V Heir to the Duchy of Wessex Heir to the County of Winchester Right Click to Interact Siblings ver
631 936 399 1/59 834 17 April, 1112 Duke Markward of Franconia 35 22 November, 1111 Babenberger Our knowledge of Noble Customs in 3 46 Bamberg increased to level 2 Liege German Catholic Leading troops in 1475 14 (24) 9 (19) 10 (21) E6 (25) 23 (40) 631.3 936.6 399.6 834.9 11166 Wife 310 Heir 2151 WE Titles: Claims OLN Vassals (4)ourt (6Allies (3) Abrad (4) ASSAU mi Grandparents Wards Pare nts VZ INGGEN C-C Combo Breaker Babenberger Your Son Children AHeir to the Duchy of Wessex : 0 Opinion of Me: 100 My Opinion of C-C-Combo Breaker: 49 Religious Head: Pope Constantine V Heir to the Duchy of Wessex Heir to the County of Winchester Right Click to Interact Siblings ver

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The 5th Doctor ?

10 December, 8003 At age 57534, Alysane Vwhitesail2 died a sickly infant. 2
10 December, 8003 At age 57534, Alysane Vwhitesail2 died a sickly infant. 2

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Neverending Tournament

E. Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)01:54 No.10488 156。 File: 134345484896 7.ipg-(15 KB, 238x279, 1340922235928.jpg) shost a grand tournament as the HRE game glitches >tournament continues on for 50 years every few months get a notification someone has died in my tournament HOLY RO Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)01:54 No 10488 178團困 It can only end with your death Kaiser Vojtech I'the Mad' of Holy Roman Empire 116 >> [□ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)01:55 No.1 0488225團因 ile: 1343454953008.ipg-(46 KB, 368x367, rome.jpg) Hess 10488156 The Emperor Bohemian Waldensian Reigning in Praha, Praha demanded entertainment. , 16 (35) 12 (32) 6(27) 0 (22) 18 (42) 85308.3 □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)02:00 No 10488364團因 24532.4 Wife File: 1343455214925.ipg-(24 KB, 698x672, 1327543862048jpg) 782.6 10082.8 continued >100 years into my grand tournament I have started to run out of vassals >have to conquer new lands to acquire more people to sustain the eternal tournament convert to a christian heresy to more efficiently wage war and fuel sthe pope has called over 5 crusades to destroy the monstrosity that has spawned Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)02:00 No.1048 8368團因 10488329 >Fukke liege! Your guest Fodlimid Ua Briain has tragically been killed □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)0200 No. 10488384口困 during the tournament! 10488364 Most unfortinate Don't bother me with such details! Mos ini Don
E. Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)01:54 No.10488 156。 File: 134345484896 7.ipg-(15 KB, 238x279, 1340922235928.jpg) shost a grand tournament as the HRE game glitches >tournament continues on for 50 years every few months get a notification someone has died in my tournament HOLY RO Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)01:54 No 10488 178團困 It can only end with your death Kaiser Vojtech I'the Mad' of Holy Roman Empire 116 >> [□ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)01:55 No.1 0488225團因 ile: 1343454953008.ipg-(46 KB, 368x367, rome.jpg) Hess 10488156 The Emperor Bohemian Waldensian Reigning in Praha, Praha demanded entertainment. , 16 (35) 12 (32) 6(27) 0 (22) 18 (42) 85308.3 □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)02:00 No 10488364團因 24532.4 Wife File: 1343455214925.ipg-(24 KB, 698x672, 1327543862048jpg) 782.6 10082.8 continued >100 years into my grand tournament I have started to run out of vassals >have to conquer new lands to acquire more people to sustain the eternal tournament convert to a christian heresy to more efficiently wage war and fuel sthe pope has called over 5 crusades to destroy the monstrosity that has spawned Replies to this post: □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)02:00 No.1048 8368團因 10488329 >Fukke liege! Your guest Fodlimid Ua Briain has tragically been killed □ Anonymous 07/28/12(Sat)0200 No. 10488384口困 during the tournament! 10488364 Most unfortinate Don't bother me with such details! Mos ini Don

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Roger a Muirebe

My liege, I write to you with shocking news! Roger a Muirebe tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover his plot to Kill Roger a Muirebe. Your humble Spymaster, Roger a Muirebe Expose him immediately!
My liege, I write to you with shocking news! Roger a Muirebe tried to have me assassinated to make sure I wouldn't discover his plot to Kill Roger a Muirebe. Your humble Spymaster, Roger a Muirebe Expose him immediately!

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Family matters most

Grandpare nts Children rec Parents G randpare nts Great Grandparents Pepin Karloman Bertrada Isabelle Karling Pepin Giselhar Gerbe Ida ohn Roger Asha ohn Roger John Roger Idril Máire
Grandpare nts Children rec Parents G randpare nts Great Grandparents Pepin Karloman Bertrada Isabelle Karling Pepin Giselhar Gerbe Ida ohn Roger Asha ohn Roger John Roger Idril Máire

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Empress Rainbow Dash "the Glorious" of the Roman Empire

Empress Rainbow Dash the Glorious' of the Hæsteining RUTHEN POLA Norse 19 (40) 30 (47) 17 (30) 12 (33) 8 (25) 38/42 2853K 1350.0 10.7K 5202.2 Husband Heir Tides: Claims: Diplomacy: (60) Abroad (0) ROMAN EMPIRE Family Relations Vassals (59) Court ( Pacts Wards Parents Grandparents Children Siblings ROMAN EMPIRE
Empress Rainbow Dash the Glorious' of the Hæsteining RUTHEN POLA Norse 19 (40) 30 (47) 17 (30) 12 (33) 8 (25) 38/42 2853K 1350.0 10.7K 5202.2 Husband Heir Tides: Claims: Diplomacy: (60) Abroad (0) ROMAN EMPIRE Family Relations Vassals (59) Court ( Pacts Wards Parents Grandparents Children Siblings ROMAN EMPIRE

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