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Mokele-Mbembe
![For our next African critter, we come to the Congo, the most <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo">cursed land of modern times.</a>
But the tale of the two Congolese republics is a story for another time.
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe">Mokele-Mbembe</a> is a creature from Congolese Folklore that is described as being like an <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus">Apatosaurus</a> by Western Explorers and as a Half-Dragon, Half-Elephant creature by the natives.
Although a vegetarian, the Mokele-Mbembe was highly territorial and was known to regularly kill the hell-pigs known as Hippos that strolled into it's territory.
According to the Aka, a tribe of pygmies native to the area, the Mokele-Mbembe used to be a real creature, but went extinct sometime around 2006. So we possibly had real-life dinosaurs, but they're all dead now.
Nothing good ever happens in the Congo. Never.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/033/992/6b3.jpg)
![For our next African critter, we come to the Congo, the most <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo">cursed land of modern times.</a>
But the tale of the two Congolese republics is a story for another time.
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mokele-mbembe">Mokele-Mbembe</a> is a creature from Congolese Folklore that is described as being like an <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus">Apatosaurus</a> by Western Explorers and as a Half-Dragon, Half-Elephant creature by the natives.
Although a vegetarian, the Mokele-Mbembe was highly territorial and was known to regularly kill the hell-pigs known as Hippos that strolled into it's territory.
According to the Aka, a tribe of pygmies native to the area, the Mokele-Mbembe used to be a real creature, but went extinct sometime around 2006. So we possibly had real-life dinosaurs, but they're all dead now.
Nothing good ever happens in the Congo. Never.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/033/992/6b3.jpg)
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NC Ghost tour
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 submitted by @willmonaco Posted by u/ 05 days ago 676 NC ghost tour Cats walked into cemetery and laid on top of grave 2:03 PM · Oct 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/967/700/7fd.png)
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 submitted by @willmonaco Posted by u/ 05 days ago 676 NC ghost tour Cats walked into cemetery and laid on top of grave 2:03 PM · Oct 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/967/700/7fd.png)
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I've seen loads of dogmen where I live although I live very near a dog park so they could have just been dogs now that I think about it
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 15d I've seen loads of dogmen where i live although i live very near a dog park so they could have just been dogs now that i think about it. 19 11:41 PM · Jul 29, 2020 · Twitter for Android](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/967/692/5fd.png)
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 15d I've seen loads of dogmen where i live although i live very near a dog park so they could have just been dogs now that i think about it. 19 11:41 PM · Jul 29, 2020 · Twitter for Android](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/967/692/5fd.png)
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I want to kick this ghost ass
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 r/Paranormal Posted by • 1d I want to kick this ghost ass I don't give a hell if it died, how can i get it to f--- off? it's been 3 weeks since i moved here and it keeps banging on the wall, and has turned my power off multiple times while i was in the middle of a game. I know no one will think I'm serious, but i never dealt with ghost until now and I want to them out of my house. Is there a way to fix this? the ghost obviously is an a------ on purpose. Tldr: this ghost is pisssing me off and waking me up early, how can i get rid of it? 1:16 PM · Oct 30, 2020 · Twitter for Android](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/967/681/de6.png)
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 r/Paranormal Posted by • 1d I want to kick this ghost ass I don't give a hell if it died, how can i get it to f--- off? it's been 3 weeks since i moved here and it keeps banging on the wall, and has turned my power off multiple times while i was in the middle of a game. I know no one will think I'm serious, but i never dealt with ghost until now and I want to them out of my house. Is there a way to fix this? the ghost obviously is an a------ on purpose. Tldr: this ghost is pisssing me off and waking me up early, how can i get rid of it? 1:16 PM · Oct 30, 2020 · Twitter for Android](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/967/681/de6.png)
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Maybe you'd better off watching some pornograph
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 submitted by @redditships · 1y Maybe you'd be better off watching some p----------. Consider, something cheaply offered is cheaply received. Why do you have such a low opinion of yourself that you're essentially offering yourself to whomever wants you for anything they want? Lust is absolutely natural, and inescapable. But you need to apply a dollop of good sense. Who told you or showed you that "f--- a demon" was something good or pleasurable to pursue? Do you think that person or intellectual property was designed with your best interests in mind? 4 328 Reply 1y Dude Idc I just think a demon with big t------ would be hot, like really hot. I wanna f--- a sexy demon with a tail and horns and s---. 4 343 Q Reply 7:37 AM · Oct 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/967/678/124.png)
![Unexplained Occurrences @TalesOfBeyond 000 submitted by @redditships · 1y Maybe you'd be better off watching some p----------. Consider, something cheaply offered is cheaply received. Why do you have such a low opinion of yourself that you're essentially offering yourself to whomever wants you for anything they want? Lust is absolutely natural, and inescapable. But you need to apply a dollop of good sense. Who told you or showed you that "f--- a demon" was something good or pleasurable to pursue? Do you think that person or intellectual property was designed with your best interests in mind? 4 328 Reply 1y Dude Idc I just think a demon with big t------ would be hot, like really hot. I wanna f--- a sexy demon with a tail and horns and s---. 4 343 Q Reply 7:37 AM · Oct 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/967/678/124.png)
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nimiyamori lezard
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Imagine one day having this train map
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Bigfoot is real
![BigLoo s rea and he tried to eatm A SS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/266/494/b85.gif)
![BigLoo s rea and he tried to eatm A SS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/266/494/b85.gif)
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Go Pants !!!
![Dlu 03/28/11 02:18 Go Pants!!! Hell yeah Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/259/821/122.png)
![Dlu 03/28/11 02:18 Go Pants!!! Hell yeah Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/259/821/122.png)
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He's one of those celebrities that doesn't like being bothered
![No flash photography please.
Sauce?: http://www.roflsloth.com/oh-my-god-its-tinyweener/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/055/869/a59.jpg)
![No flash photography please.
Sauce?: http://www.roflsloth.com/oh-my-god-its-tinyweener/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/055/869/a59.jpg)
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l'm Squatching You
![I'm %8 Squatching You](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/015/905/cb1.jpg)
![I'm %8 Squatching You](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/015/905/cb1.jpg)
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Mothman
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/December-The-Mothman-500360717](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/973/146/571.png)
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/December-The-Mothman-500360717](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/973/146/571.png)
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Hodag
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/November-The-Hodag-495175100](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/973/145/70e.png)
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/November-The-Hodag-495175100](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/973/145/70e.png)
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El Chupacabra
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/El-Chupacabra-503572623](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/973/144/2df.png)
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/El-Chupacabra-503572623](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/973/144/2df.png)
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The Pope Lick Monster
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/September-The-Pope-Lick-Monster-485834232](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/973/143/dae.png)
!["Source":http://pyro-helfier.deviantart.com/art/September-The-Pope-Lick-Monster-485834232](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/973/143/dae.png)
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