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TFW you finish writing a homebrew item and know your player will be confused by it | /r/dndmemes

Sea Dagger or Doom Weapon (dagger), Rare (requires attunement) You have +2 to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon. A creature you hit with this dagger has disadvantage on its next Constitution saving throw. If it has resistances or immunities to any type of damage that would be caused by a failure or success on that save, they are ignored for that instance of damage. Likewise, if they are immune to any conditions that would be inflicted as a result of their save, that immunity is ignored for the duration of the condition. Woah. This is f------ confusing!
Sea Dagger or Doom Weapon (dagger), Rare (requires attunement) You have +2 to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon. A creature you hit with this dagger has disadvantage on its next Constitution saving throw. If it has resistances or immunities to any type of damage that would be caused by a failure or success on that save, they are ignored for that instance of damage. Likewise, if they are immune to any conditions that would be inflicted as a result of their save, that immunity is ignored for the duration of the condition. Woah. This is f------ confusing!

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Our lovely Doctor PC is an ex-Scientologist. He's got some serious baggage... | /r/dndmemes

Oh, my hated foe is Count Strahd DND PC How about you? Who is your mortal enemy? OUR DOCTOR kseniakoz.com Um... OUR DOCTOR Mine is Lamashtu, the Demon Queen ©2019 Paizo Inc. PF2 PC
Oh, my hated foe is Count Strahd DND PC How about you? Who is your mortal enemy? OUR DOCTOR kseniakoz.com Um... OUR DOCTOR Mine is Lamashtu, the Demon Queen ©2019 Paizo Inc. PF2 PC

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Don't worry. The campaign will be a hell of a lot of fun. | /r/dndmemes

When your Dm says they just watched a movie and are going to use it as inspiration for their next D&D game: ROBIN Jum JUMANJI ROLL THE DICE AND UNLEASH THE EXCITEMENT LABYRINTH COMING THIS SUMMER Welcome to Silent Hill SILENT HILL Demon to some. Angel to others. made with mematic HELLRAISER He'll tear your soul apart.
When your Dm says they just watched a movie and are going to use it as inspiration for their next D&D game: ROBIN Jum JUMANJI ROLL THE DICE AND UNLEASH THE EXCITEMENT LABYRINTH COMING THIS SUMMER Welcome to Silent Hill SILENT HILL Demon to some. Angel to others. made with mematic HELLRAISER He'll tear your soul apart.

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Duct Tape Wizard to the rescue! | /r/dndmemes

So what kind of wizard school did you go to? Duct tape! made with mematic ( 1
So what kind of wizard school did you go to? Duct tape! made with mematic ( 1

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Insight on Traitor NPC at the adventure start | /r/dndmemes

PLAYER ROLLING NAT "YOU DON'T TRUST HIM, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP HIM 20 ON INSIGHT WHERE YOU CAN SEE HIM
PLAYER ROLLING NAT "YOU DON'T TRUST HIM, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP HIM 20 ON INSIGHT WHERE YOU CAN SEE HIM

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Good news guys! The new 5e core rules supplement was just dropped at Gary Con. | /r/dndmemes

you are a GOBLIN 000000 or Ass Dice ODAZED CONFUSED SCARED Cumulative-id to throw ass What's that b Roll sd to determine more s tw, and a special ability down one step. You can u you need t your bag 1 Beat the s--- outts fo Skile chewing p tems the perfect ja Detail what's you Ability disarm so Steal s--- Skills picking lo Item a pair of Fed/CowERING/KNOCKED OUT Detail whats Out-of-play until the start of next scene DEAD! Pop a new gob in next some Noves 7. How big is that thang? Roll sd for the size of your keister. This decides your ass dice limit and how many you start with Shame to goblinkind 1-2 Bootylicious bubble butt 3-4 Triple cheeked up 5-6 Super thicco milkshake Creen dump truck 000 Ability: steal 3 Magic s--- Skills gobl Detail Ability 4 Praise Skille To geta green dump truck, you must roll a 6, the reroll and get a 4+ 2 Where'd you get all that? Roll 1d to determine your skills and an item may adjust up or down one step 1 A noblegob's life of indolence and leisur Skills: charisma, fashion, wine tasting Item a sack of gob wine (delightfully s Detail: what's a gob like you doing her z Vicious fighting in the gobbo wars Skills: fleeing, spitting, stabbing Item: old hardtack gnawed to formy Detail who and where did you fig 3 An accident at gobzard cram sch Skills: detect magic, use magicd Item: a magic. 1-2 bean. 3-4 m Detail: what was the assperim 4 Long years in the glutelum Skills: athletics, crying, digg Item: an old-ass pickaxe ( Detail: what is gluteium y 5 Blessed by an enthusia Skills: alchemy, nature Item: a magic 1-2 bea Deta Abi Unfortunately nach of GOBLIN WITH A FAT ASSedu Vou need a-4 players and a glute master ica who could also be a player, and some des b The CM describes the scene, plays everyone who isn't a player character, and asks the players what they will do. They get final say on consequence non-player narrative, and rules disputes The players get s mischief, throw an the goods. They get final say on what they to various forms of dossin they do it, and what it looks be as well as wher get s--- done, and try to get they rest their buns, give things the al hip check de manifest peak goblin energy how Consequences! Playing the game! Oh no! Someone got a partial or failure when they threw ass to get s--- done. Time se do one of the following. Pick one or roll 1-2 Smack someone in a way that fits the fiction If you roll this result and the seaux cannot be dazed, confused, or scared, they must flee. cower, or be knocked-out if they cannot, they i must die Dazed, Confused, Scared. The cosus gets a cumulative-nd to throw ass. They need to rest their bons to clear them which advances the CHAU CLOCK) Fled, Cowering, Knocked-Out. The cost exits play for the rest of the scene. if they're a panicked mess or unconscious, they must be carried like a pear shaped sack of gobtatoes until they wake up, if they ran away, they'll wander back. Either way, they only return to play at the start of the next scene. The marks do not dear. A GOBLIN dies instead of marking this a third time Dead! Self-explanatory Finish the scene. Then pause play for a minute so they can make a new GOBLIN and drop them into play in the new one How? Why? Don't worry about it! The caDE casw defies explanation 3-4 Start or advance a 3-segment dock to apply narrative pressure, even if it doesnt relate to why they threw ass. It should a bad thing. It can happen in the background like "the lava is released" or in the foreground like "the ogre loses patience" but it should always be something the players cant just ignore Onginal Colin With A FetAs by Tom Bloom 2013. 5-6 Escalate the situation. Pick one or roll 1 The special guards are alerted or cap 2 The normal guards are alerted or canch up 3 Something breaks that wasn't supposed to Drop or lose track of something important 5 Something goes wildly out of control Someone gets split off from the group This tracks bow well the heist is generally going if The CHAOS CLOCK !! the clock hits midnight, s--- is the fes. The they arent recovered when you rest your buns oscar tust either beat cheeks back to goblintown for whatever gobhole they crawled out of or make a wild-ass dash for the goods Start at the duck and advance deck 3erdock Everyone gains two temporary ass dice 6edock Everyone gains one temporary ass die and the situation escalates. If the many underpaid guards haven't been alerted yet, they are now too 9adlock Dice results of 2 count as is when counting to advance the cas con Midnight Insert an AWOLNATION All hell breaks leese Recover all ass dice clear all conditions, escalate the situation to its maximum, and hit the gas. There's no longer time to rest your bins only borde GET THE GOODS!!! Everything fe You got this Please respect the caos CLOCK W the mark The mayer per com Aretired war criminal all the war crime 3. The second biggest butter baren on greasy) Agutelum mine magnate keeps shiny rocks 5 Amenagerie owner (oticmythical animal Asweatshop fashionista (hates pocket Where's the job? 1 Cala at the mayor's mansion (crowded) A private fortified train on motion Crumbling rented castle deeching landlord) 4 Underwater glutelineated) 3 Ancient velcana temple ruins per cursed) Luxurious diffside manser's so high What's the grads The secret sauce recipe (hept in huge safe) Big stenkin gold bars (REALLY heavy) 2 Imprisoned greed demon loud whiny 3 The most expensive dog (adorable, yips) Hand of King Midas work 6 Potion of eternal youth (drinkable by two goblins or one human garde ple underpaid 1 Coblin-thirsty concubi demons (insatiable) z Badass anti-goblin golems undeterrables 3 Coblin-hungry attack wyverns (so hungry) 4 Acrack Assault squad (cool call signs) 5 A bunch of dwarf pirates (they hate goblins) 6 Coblin-hunting shadow demons (sealy) locked in A glass room suspended over a lava lake 2 Aclockwork vault that shifts shape hourly 3 Aquantum vault that connected by portals Aliving vault embedded in a giant beast 5 The terment nexus 6 Acase that explodes if a goblin touches it 1 Arival team of kobold thieves (scaly) 2 An ore raid (attack indescriminately). Adventurers running amok (unpredictable) complicated by 4 Weird fey b------- (everywhere, all the time) The terment nexus 6 Booty bandits (they want to steal your asses) ? The gobile seyer the rips and tears) Alexa, play "the only thing they fear is you by Mick Cordon charm during die impud by Beathless/Resolution mechanic insped by Blades in The Black/Fonts used: Alegreya Sans, Alegreya SC. Cavest, Rubik Cach Recommended safety tools Lim tils The XCand Stan and Wishes/Useful additional links Goblin Name Generator Goblin Playlist Calien Generat w/Cablin With A Fat Ass Redux by Sean Haas 2025, wort apologe this o Detail: why did they choose your 6 It's a big all-natural Skills: pick three skills from above or next Item sketchy certificate of "Tm better than you" Detail: why do your broodmates hate you? Utan und
you are a GOBLIN 000000 or Ass Dice ODAZED CONFUSED SCARED Cumulative-id to throw ass What's that b Roll sd to determine more s tw, and a special ability down one step. You can u you need t your bag 1 Beat the s--- outts fo Skile chewing p tems the perfect ja Detail what's you Ability disarm so Steal s--- Skills picking lo Item a pair of Fed/CowERING/KNOCKED OUT Detail whats Out-of-play until the start of next scene DEAD! Pop a new gob in next some Noves 7. How big is that thang? Roll sd for the size of your keister. This decides your ass dice limit and how many you start with Shame to goblinkind 1-2 Bootylicious bubble butt 3-4 Triple cheeked up 5-6 Super thicco milkshake Creen dump truck 000 Ability: steal 3 Magic s--- Skills gobl Detail Ability 4 Praise Skille To geta green dump truck, you must roll a 6, the reroll and get a 4+ 2 Where'd you get all that? Roll 1d to determine your skills and an item may adjust up or down one step 1 A noblegob's life of indolence and leisur Skills: charisma, fashion, wine tasting Item a sack of gob wine (delightfully s Detail: what's a gob like you doing her z Vicious fighting in the gobbo wars Skills: fleeing, spitting, stabbing Item: old hardtack gnawed to formy Detail who and where did you fig 3 An accident at gobzard cram sch Skills: detect magic, use magicd Item: a magic. 1-2 bean. 3-4 m Detail: what was the assperim 4 Long years in the glutelum Skills: athletics, crying, digg Item: an old-ass pickaxe ( Detail: what is gluteium y 5 Blessed by an enthusia Skills: alchemy, nature Item: a magic 1-2 bea Deta Abi Unfortunately nach of GOBLIN WITH A FAT ASSedu Vou need a-4 players and a glute master ica who could also be a player, and some des b The CM describes the scene, plays everyone who isn't a player character, and asks the players what they will do. They get final say on consequence non-player narrative, and rules disputes The players get s mischief, throw an the goods. They get final say on what they to various forms of dossin they do it, and what it looks be as well as wher get s--- done, and try to get they rest their buns, give things the al hip check de manifest peak goblin energy how Consequences! Playing the game! Oh no! Someone got a partial or failure when they threw ass to get s--- done. Time se do one of the following. Pick one or roll 1-2 Smack someone in a way that fits the fiction If you roll this result and the seaux cannot be dazed, confused, or scared, they must flee. cower, or be knocked-out if they cannot, they i must die Dazed, Confused, Scared. The cosus gets a cumulative-nd to throw ass. They need to rest their bons to clear them which advances the CHAU CLOCK) Fled, Cowering, Knocked-Out. The cost exits play for the rest of the scene. if they're a panicked mess or unconscious, they must be carried like a pear shaped sack of gobtatoes until they wake up, if they ran away, they'll wander back. Either way, they only return to play at the start of the next scene. The marks do not dear. A GOBLIN dies instead of marking this a third time Dead! Self-explanatory Finish the scene. Then pause play for a minute so they can make a new GOBLIN and drop them into play in the new one How? Why? Don't worry about it! The caDE casw defies explanation 3-4 Start or advance a 3-segment dock to apply narrative pressure, even if it doesnt relate to why they threw ass. It should a bad thing. It can happen in the background like "the lava is released" or in the foreground like "the ogre loses patience" but it should always be something the players cant just ignore Onginal Colin With A FetAs by Tom Bloom 2013. 5-6 Escalate the situation. Pick one or roll 1 The special guards are alerted or cap 2 The normal guards are alerted or canch up 3 Something breaks that wasn't supposed to Drop or lose track of something important 5 Something goes wildly out of control Someone gets split off from the group This tracks bow well the heist is generally going if The CHAOS CLOCK !! the clock hits midnight, s--- is the fes. The they arent recovered when you rest your buns oscar tust either beat cheeks back to goblintown for whatever gobhole they crawled out of or make a wild-ass dash for the goods Start at the duck and advance deck 3erdock Everyone gains two temporary ass dice 6edock Everyone gains one temporary ass die and the situation escalates. If the many underpaid guards haven't been alerted yet, they are now too 9adlock Dice results of 2 count as is when counting to advance the cas con Midnight Insert an AWOLNATION All hell breaks leese Recover all ass dice clear all conditions, escalate the situation to its maximum, and hit the gas. There's no longer time to rest your bins only borde GET THE GOODS!!! Everything fe You got this Please respect the caos CLOCK W the mark The mayer per com Aretired war criminal all the war crime 3. The second biggest butter baren on greasy) Agutelum mine magnate keeps shiny rocks 5 Amenagerie owner (oticmythical animal Asweatshop fashionista (hates pocket Where's the job? 1 Cala at the mayor's mansion (crowded) A private fortified train on motion Crumbling rented castle deeching landlord) 4 Underwater glutelineated) 3 Ancient velcana temple ruins per cursed) Luxurious diffside manser's so high What's the grads The secret sauce recipe (hept in huge safe) Big stenkin gold bars (REALLY heavy) 2 Imprisoned greed demon loud whiny 3 The most expensive dog (adorable, yips) Hand of King Midas work 6 Potion of eternal youth (drinkable by two goblins or one human garde ple underpaid 1 Coblin-thirsty concubi demons (insatiable) z Badass anti-goblin golems undeterrables 3 Coblin-hungry attack wyverns (so hungry) 4 Acrack Assault squad (cool call signs) 5 A bunch of dwarf pirates (they hate goblins) 6 Coblin-hunting shadow demons (sealy) locked in A glass room suspended over a lava lake 2 Aclockwork vault that shifts shape hourly 3 Aquantum vault that connected by portals Aliving vault embedded in a giant beast 5 The terment nexus 6 Acase that explodes if a goblin touches it 1 Arival team of kobold thieves (scaly) 2 An ore raid (attack indescriminately). Adventurers running amok (unpredictable) complicated by 4 Weird fey b------- (everywhere, all the time) The terment nexus 6 Booty bandits (they want to steal your asses) ? The gobile seyer the rips and tears) Alexa, play "the only thing they fear is you by Mick Cordon charm during die impud by Beathless/Resolution mechanic insped by Blades in The Black/Fonts used: Alegreya Sans, Alegreya SC. Cavest, Rubik Cach Recommended safety tools Lim tils The XCand Stan and Wishes/Useful additional links Goblin Name Generator Goblin Playlist Calien Generat w/Cablin With A Fat Ass Redux by Sean Haas 2025, wort apologe this o Detail: why did they choose your 6 It's a big all-natural Skills: pick three skills from above or next Item sketchy certificate of "Tm better than you" Detail: why do your broodmates hate you? Utan und

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Playing D&D with kids comes in two flavours: A wolf stands in your path I TRY TO BEFRIEND IT AND KEEP IT AS A PET! WAR CRIMES
Playing D&D with kids comes in two flavours: A wolf stands in your path I TRY TO BEFRIEND IT AND KEEP IT AS A PET! WAR CRIMES

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some shenanigans while waiting for your turn | /r/dndmemes

The dm explaining the story while two other players are collecting and measuring everyones beer bottles to play megalovania da f--- they doin ova der
The dm explaining the story while two other players are collecting and measuring everyones beer bottles to play megalovania da f--- they doin ova der

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Made this and thought it was funny | /r/dndmemes

1435 Trust me. I'm an Artificer Red Stormes
1435 Trust me. I'm an Artificer Red Stormes

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The development of religions in our campaign looks kind of familiar.... | /r/dndmemes

MONOTHEISTIC FAITH ONLY REQUIRING DEVOTION AND FORGIVENESS LARGE PANTHEON DEMANDING EXPENSIVE SACRIFICES AND COMPLEX RITUALS
MONOTHEISTIC FAITH ONLY REQUIRING DEVOTION AND FORGIVENESS LARGE PANTHEON DEMANDING EXPENSIVE SACRIFICES AND COMPLEX RITUALS

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Maybe we are the monsters... | /r/dndmemes

DM: You've successfully taken the lair and killed the two beasts that dwelled within. Party: We search for any loot. DM: Roll investigation. Party: 18 DM: You discover their treasure.
DM: You've successfully taken the lair and killed the two beasts that dwelled within. Party: We search for any loot. DM: Roll investigation. Party: 18 DM: You discover their treasure.

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In case your curious: 20 hours is with a hireling and the mount and goodberries are from abusing spe...

2024 Artificer 2014 Artificer I got free magic plate armor, free wands of fireballs and magic missiles, advantage on initiative for the whole party, the ability to craft an uncommon weapon armor or wand in 20 hours, a flying mount, a robot dog, a homunculus, infinite goodberries. What did you get? imgflip.com go toot 3 times a day
2024 Artificer 2014 Artificer I got free magic plate armor, free wands of fireballs and magic missiles, advantage on initiative for the whole party, the ability to craft an uncommon weapon armor or wand in 20 hours, a flying mount, a robot dog, a homunculus, infinite goodberries. What did you get? imgflip.com go toot 3 times a day

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Always make sure you take the time to ponder the orb… | /r/dndmemes

Stop thinking you need to be rich to be happy... Sometimes you just need a magical orb to ponder while an ancient dragon whispers unhinged secrets into your ear and allow it all to consume your mind until you inevitably descend into blissful madness...
Stop thinking you need to be rich to be happy... Sometimes you just need a magical orb to ponder while an ancient dragon whispers unhinged secrets into your ear and allow it all to consume your mind until you inevitably descend into blissful madness...

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When life gives you fireballs, make fireballade | /r/dndmemes

HEY HOW'D IT GO AFTER LAST WEEK'S TPK? PRETTY GOOD, WE ALL WANTED SOME EXTRA HEALING SO WE ALL ACCIDENTALLY MADE CLERICS WE DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT SO WE'RE CALLING OUR GROUP THE A-MEN GOD DAMMIT JESSE!
HEY HOW'D IT GO AFTER LAST WEEK'S TPK? PRETTY GOOD, WE ALL WANTED SOME EXTRA HEALING SO WE ALL ACCIDENTALLY MADE CLERICS WE DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT SO WE'RE CALLING OUR GROUP THE A-MEN GOD DAMMIT JESSE!

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Anyone got a good mimic story? | /r/dndmemes

When the bard's performance hits so hard that even the mimic who was hiding in the bar is enjoying it. S
When the bard's performance hits so hard that even the mimic who was hiding in the bar is enjoying it. S

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I am in this picture and i don't like it! | /r/dndmemes

DUNGEON MASTERS ON THEIR WAY TO MAKE THE MOST BROKEN HOMEBREW TO COMPLETELY BREAK THEIR CAMPAIGN imgflip.com RTUNITY t OPP
DUNGEON MASTERS ON THEIR WAY TO MAKE THE MOST BROKEN HOMEBREW TO COMPLETELY BREAK THEIR CAMPAIGN imgflip.com RTUNITY t OPP

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