My players spent 3 full days in a dungeon before coming back out, they should have seen this coming....


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Monk gives advoce on how to REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE (DnD/Lancer, requested meme) | /r/dndmemes


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"I'd like to survive all this, please..." | /r/dndmemes


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My brain don't work right... | /r/dndmemes


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There will be no pretty-pretty-pleasing, not even with cherries on top. | /r/dndmemes
!["Okay so I failed on using [Persuasion] / [Deception] but can I try again using [Deception / Persuasion] this t-" STOP THAT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/104/149/520.png)
!["Okay so I failed on using [Persuasion] / [Deception] but can I try again using [Deception / Persuasion] this t-" STOP THAT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/104/149/520.png)
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Something's off with our DM, but I just can't Find what it is... | /r/dndmemes


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If I kept my Snitties, it'd be a 20... | /r/dndmemes


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When the NPCs give unhelpful, cryptic advice to simple questions | /r/dndmemes


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Dumb Dumb Mister | /r/dndmemes
![Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I've Never Been Happier ToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about... (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/103/899/2ef.jpeg)
![Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister.' Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I've Never Been Happier ToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about... (DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. I am the dumb dumb mister.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/103/899/2ef.jpeg)
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Every story about a BBEG battle basically comes down to the numbers were scary | /r/dndmemes


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My Black Fury has Metis son and he came over to visit our pack for a few weeks. | /r/dndmemes


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When you discover why your friend is receiving all of the gear in the campaign | /r/dndmemes


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I got memed in my community play | /r/dndmemes


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They did save him. | /r/dndmemes


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I suppose Pippin and Merry were Level 2 by this point | /r/dndmemes


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you can't become what you've sworn to destroy if you pass all your con saves. | /r/dndmemes


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