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3 months ago any girl drinking a white claw got their entire existence roasted by the same guys now posting snap stories saying “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws”
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Are you gonna scroll past me
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Four Loko coming out with a seltzer is like your toxic ex becoming hot and guess who’s crawling back baby
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White Claw: we’re 5% ABV and trendier than beer Natty Seltzer: we’re 6% ABV, fuck you White Claw PBR Seltzer: we’re 8% ABV and you don’t have to be embarrassed by being caught with a Natty post-college Four Loko Seltzer: WE’RE 14% ABV AND THERES A 50%
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That's right, we made a f***ing seltzer. Introducing the two newest members of the Natural Light fam: Catalina Lime Mixer & Aloha Beaches. 6% ABV hard seltzer. LFG
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Four Loko is something of a scientist
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Me: “I mean it’s just a spiked seltzer right?” *buys two Four Loko Sour Seltzer with a Hint of Blue Razz* Me 48 hours later and in Panama:
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white claw: “only 100 calories and 5% ABV hehe girls night!” four loko seltzer: “14% who’s ready to die”
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Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly
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the claw is law momma
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Nothing can stop the claw
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Hey whiteclaw gang comments?
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We have white claw down here
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