Hard Seltzer - White Claw: we’re 5% ABV and trendier than beer Natty Seltzer: we’re 6% ABV, f--- you White Claw PBR Seltzer: we’re 8% ABV and you don’t have to be embarrassed by being caught with a Natty post-college Four Loko Seltzer: WE’RE 14% ABV AND THERES A 50%