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![PEOPLE! CLOSNG BACKGRDUND APPS WHEN YOURE NOT USING THEHM MAKES YOUR PHONE BAITERY DRAIN FASTER NOT SLOJER STOP IT! UHAT KND OF PERSON CHARTERS A PLANE T GIVE UNSOLICITED TECH ADVICE TO STRANGERS? OK, FAIR. SORRY. I GUESS IM JUST ANGRY ABOUT OTHER STUFF AND ITS COMING OUT HERE. NO WORRIES. JUST MAYBE SPEND AS MUCH TME REFLECTING ON YOUR OUN MOTVATION FOR CORRECTING PEOPLE AS YOU HAVE ON THEIRS FOR CLOSNG APPS CAN YOU TWO PLEASE HAVE THS CONVERSATION SOMTE HERE ELSE? Uou THESE BANNERS ARE SURPRISINGLY CHEAP TO RENT.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/349/393/36b.png)
![PEOPLE! CLOSNG BACKGRDUND APPS WHEN YOURE NOT USING THEHM MAKES YOUR PHONE BAITERY DRAIN FASTER NOT SLOJER STOP IT! UHAT KND OF PERSON CHARTERS A PLANE T GIVE UNSOLICITED TECH ADVICE TO STRANGERS? OK, FAIR. SORRY. I GUESS IM JUST ANGRY ABOUT OTHER STUFF AND ITS COMING OUT HERE. NO WORRIES. JUST MAYBE SPEND AS MUCH TME REFLECTING ON YOUR OUN MOTVATION FOR CORRECTING PEOPLE AS YOU HAVE ON THEIRS FOR CLOSNG APPS CAN YOU TWO PLEASE HAVE THS CONVERSATION SOMTE HERE ELSE? Uou THESE BANNERS ARE SURPRISINGLY CHEAP TO RENT.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/349/393/36b.png)
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Spatial Orientation
![IM FACING WEST, S0 THE EARTHS SPIN I5 CARRYING ME BACKUARD. BUT OUR ORBIT I5 CARRYING ME FORWARD AROUND THE SUN THE SUN IS PASSING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER. IM AT 39 N 50 IM TILTED. BUT WAIT EARTHS AXIS IS TILTED BY 23. DOIADD OR SUBTRACT THAT TO GET THE TILT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM? OK, I SEE THE MOON. IT FOLLOS THESUNS PATH BUT IS IT MOVING TOLARD IT OR ALJAY? I KNOw T ORBITS COUNTERCLOCKLISE FROM THE NORTH... MY HEAD HURTS, LET ME STARTOER HES JUST STANDING THERE. HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY THE THEATER 15 OR NOT? LETS ASK SOMEONE ELSE. SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME TRYING TO WORK OUT MY ORIENTATION RELATIVE TO OTHER STUFF IN THE UNIVERSE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/348/848/989.png)
![IM FACING WEST, S0 THE EARTHS SPIN I5 CARRYING ME BACKUARD. BUT OUR ORBIT I5 CARRYING ME FORWARD AROUND THE SUN THE SUN IS PASSING OVER MY LEFT SHOULDER. IM AT 39 N 50 IM TILTED. BUT WAIT EARTHS AXIS IS TILTED BY 23. DOIADD OR SUBTRACT THAT TO GET THE TILT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM? OK, I SEE THE MOON. IT FOLLOS THESUNS PATH BUT IS IT MOVING TOLARD IT OR ALJAY? I KNOw T ORBITS COUNTERCLOCKLISE FROM THE NORTH... MY HEAD HURTS, LET ME STARTOER HES JUST STANDING THERE. HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHICH WAY THE THEATER 15 OR NOT? LETS ASK SOMEONE ELSE. SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME TRYING TO WORK OUT MY ORIENTATION RELATIVE TO OTHER STUFF IN THE UNIVERSE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/348/848/989.png)
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Generations
![GENERATONS ARE ARBITRARY. THEYRE JUST LABELS JE USE TO OBLIQUELY TALK ABOUT CULTURAL TRENDS. BUT SINCE PEJ RESEARCH HAS BECOME THE LATEST TO WEIGH IN, AND EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD POINTLESS ARGUMENT OVER DEFINITONS... XKCD PRESENTS A DEFINITIVE CHRONOLOGY OF THE GENERATIONS 1730-1747 THE FOUNDERS 718-1765 GENERATIONf 1766-1783 THE ADEQUATE GENERATION 784-1801 GENERATION AE I802-9 THE GENERATION WE CUT A LOr oF SLACK BECAUSE THEY PRODUCED LUNNCOLN 1820-1837 THE GILDED GENERATION 1838-1855 THE SECOND-GREATEST GENERATION 1856-1873 GENERATION -.- 1874-181 THE KIDS UHO DIED IN THE GILDED GENERATIONS FACTORIES AND MINES 1992-1909 O0PS, ONE OF US I5 HITLER 910-1927 THE GREATEST GENERATION 1928-1945 THE SILENT GENERATION 1916-1763 BABY B0OMERS 1964-1981 GENERATION X 1982-1799 MILLENNIALS 2000-2017 GENERATION 2018-2035 ZUCKERBERGS ARMY 2036-2053 THE HOVERING ONES 2054-2071 SPARE PARTS 2072-2087 MORE GEN-XERS SOMEHOW 2070-2107 THE PAPERCLIP MACHINES 2108-225 THE MIXED BAG PRODUCED 4 LINCOLNS 208-125 1NAPOLEON AND 2 HITLERS) 2126-243 THE PROCEDURAL GENERATION 2144-2161 GENERATION Ω 2360-2378 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/347/173/311.png)
![GENERATONS ARE ARBITRARY. THEYRE JUST LABELS JE USE TO OBLIQUELY TALK ABOUT CULTURAL TRENDS. BUT SINCE PEJ RESEARCH HAS BECOME THE LATEST TO WEIGH IN, AND EVERYONE LOVES A GOOD POINTLESS ARGUMENT OVER DEFINITONS... XKCD PRESENTS A DEFINITIVE CHRONOLOGY OF THE GENERATIONS 1730-1747 THE FOUNDERS 718-1765 GENERATIONf 1766-1783 THE ADEQUATE GENERATION 784-1801 GENERATION AE I802-9 THE GENERATION WE CUT A LOr oF SLACK BECAUSE THEY PRODUCED LUNNCOLN 1820-1837 THE GILDED GENERATION 1838-1855 THE SECOND-GREATEST GENERATION 1856-1873 GENERATION -.- 1874-181 THE KIDS UHO DIED IN THE GILDED GENERATIONS FACTORIES AND MINES 1992-1909 O0PS, ONE OF US I5 HITLER 910-1927 THE GREATEST GENERATION 1928-1945 THE SILENT GENERATION 1916-1763 BABY B0OMERS 1964-1981 GENERATION X 1982-1799 MILLENNIALS 2000-2017 GENERATION 2018-2035 ZUCKERBERGS ARMY 2036-2053 THE HOVERING ONES 2054-2071 SPARE PARTS 2072-2087 MORE GEN-XERS SOMEHOW 2070-2107 THE PAPERCLIP MACHINES 2108-225 THE MIXED BAG PRODUCED 4 LINCOLNS 208-125 1NAPOLEON AND 2 HITLERS) 2126-243 THE PROCEDURAL GENERATION 2144-2161 GENERATION Ω 2360-2378 STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/347/173/311.png)
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Interaction
![HOW ARE YOU DOING? SAME HERE! AND NOW ITS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES. REALUY EXCITED To BEH CONFIDENTLY HANDLING HEY, CONGRATS! THIS EXTREMELY BASICYOU Too! SOCIAL INTERACTION! IM GONNA QUIT WHILE IM AHEAD THANKS! SAME. SEE YOU LATER!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/346/635/e0e.png)
![HOW ARE YOU DOING? SAME HERE! AND NOW ITS FALLING APART BEFORE MY EYES. REALUY EXCITED To BEH CONFIDENTLY HANDLING HEY, CONGRATS! THIS EXTREMELY BASICYOU Too! SOCIAL INTERACTION! IM GONNA QUIT WHILE IM AHEAD THANKS! SAME. SEE YOU LATER!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/346/635/e0e.png)
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The Simpsons
![FUN FACT 990 2018 LISA8 36 BART IO38 HOMER & 36-ISH -ISH F YOU WERE BART AND LISAS AGE DURING THE FIRST FE SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS THIS YEAR YOURE THE SAME AGE AS HOMER AND MARGE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/344/902/52b.png)
![FUN FACT 990 2018 LISA8 36 BART IO38 HOMER & 36-ISH -ISH F YOU WERE BART AND LISAS AGE DURING THE FIRST FE SEASONS OF THE SIMPSONS THIS YEAR YOURE THE SAME AGE AS HOMER AND MARGE.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/344/902/52b.png)
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Self-Driving Issues
![1 WORRY ABOUT | 내ATS TO STOP SOTEONE | ExCEPT.. THOSE THINGS | | | GESSTS JUST THAT MOST SELF-DRMING CAR FROM PAINTING FAKE LINES OULD ALsD WORK ON PEOPLE ARENT MURDERERS? SAFETY FEATURES ON THE ROAD, OR DROPPING HUMAN DRVERS LUHATS A CUTOUT OF A PEDESTRIAN STOPPING PEOPLE NOW? ONTO A HIGHJAY TO MAKE CARS SWERVE AND CRASH?Y YEPH, CAUSING CAR CRASHES ISNT HARD AN UNDERAPPRECIATED COMPONENT OF OUR ROAD SAFETY SYSTEM.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/344/187/cfd.png)
![1 WORRY ABOUT | 내ATS TO STOP SOTEONE | ExCEPT.. THOSE THINGS | | | GESSTS JUST THAT MOST SELF-DRMING CAR FROM PAINTING FAKE LINES OULD ALsD WORK ON PEOPLE ARENT MURDERERS? SAFETY FEATURES ON THE ROAD, OR DROPPING HUMAN DRVERS LUHATS A CUTOUT OF A PEDESTRIAN STOPPING PEOPLE NOW? ONTO A HIGHJAY TO MAKE CARS SWERVE AND CRASH?Y YEPH, CAUSING CAR CRASHES ISNT HARD AN UNDERAPPRECIATED COMPONENT OF OUR ROAD SAFETY SYSTEM.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/344/187/cfd.png)
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Unification
![ELECTRICITYLEAK FORCEEST GERTNY DISEYSTRONG FORCE PROGRESS TOWARD UNIFYING THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/342/845/2bc.png)
![ELECTRICITYLEAK FORCEEST GERTNY DISEYSTRONG FORCE PROGRESS TOWARD UNIFYING THE FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/342/845/2bc.png)
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Robots
![DID YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY50 DOESNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SAY THE ROBOTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE? BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT VIDEO? HUMANS 5EE A ROBOT OPEN A DOOR, AND WE WERE DEFINITELYALL INSTANTLY ASSUME ALL GONNA DIE. VERE IN MORTAL PERIL MOLENTLY OVERREACTING TO A PERCEIVED THREAT? THAT DOESNT 50UND LIKE HUMANS. YEAH I MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER SPECIES.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/342/101/3af.png)
![DID YOU SEE THIS YOU KNOW ITS FUNNY50 DOESNT IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO SAY THE ROBOTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE? BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT VIDEO? HUMANS 5EE A ROBOT OPEN A DOOR, AND WE WERE DEFINITELYALL INSTANTLY ASSUME ALL GONNA DIE. VERE IN MORTAL PERIL MOLENTLY OVERREACTING TO A PERCEIVED THREAT? THAT DOESNT 50UND LIKE HUMANS. YEAH I MUST BE THINKING OF SOME OTHER SPECIES.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/342/101/3af.png)
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The History of Unicode
![988: 2018 SENATOR ANGUS KINGO WHAT...UHAT HAPPENED 2 MY "UNICODE" STANDARD SHOULD HELP REDUCE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY INCOMPATIGLE BINARYGETING A LOBSTER Eno!! THANKS TEXT ENCODINGS. I IN 꺼05E THIRTY YEARS GREAT NENS FOR MAINE-WERE THINGS GOT A LITLE TO eUNICODE FOR RECOGNIZING THE IMPACT OF THIS CRITICAL CRUSTACEAN IN MANE PND ACRO65 THE COUNTRY. YOURS TRUL SENATOR啬幽 2/7/18 312Pm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/340/752/cc8.png)
![988: 2018 SENATOR ANGUS KINGO WHAT...UHAT HAPPENED 2 MY "UNICODE" STANDARD SHOULD HELP REDUCE PROBLEMS CAUSED BY INCOMPATIGLE BINARYGETING A LOBSTER Eno!! THANKS TEXT ENCODINGS. I IN 꺼05E THIRTY YEARS GREAT NENS FOR MAINE-WERE THINGS GOT A LITLE TO eUNICODE FOR RECOGNIZING THE IMPACT OF THIS CRITICAL CRUSTACEAN IN MANE PND ACRO65 THE COUNTRY. YOURS TRUL SENATOR啬幽 2/7/18 312Pm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/340/752/cc8.png)
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Backpack Decisions
![ITS DOWN To TWO: THE ONE WITH THE CHARGER POCKET AND THE ONE WITH WAIT THAT OTHER ONE IS WATERPROOF! UGH DOIEVEN WANT A BACKPACK? MAYBE I 5HOULD BE LOOKING AT MESSENGER BAGS AGAIN. OK, STARTNG OVER. AMOUNT OF TIMME IVE SPENT PARALYZED BY INDECISION OVER CHOOSING THE RIGHT. COLLEGE PHONE APARTMENT CAR LAPTOP BACKPACHK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/340/075/5a9.png)
![ITS DOWN To TWO: THE ONE WITH THE CHARGER POCKET AND THE ONE WITH WAIT THAT OTHER ONE IS WATERPROOF! UGH DOIEVEN WANT A BACKPACK? MAYBE I 5HOULD BE LOOKING AT MESSENGER BAGS AGAIN. OK, STARTNG OVER. AMOUNT OF TIMME IVE SPENT PARALYZED BY INDECISION OVER CHOOSING THE RIGHT. COLLEGE PHONE APARTMENT CAR LAPTOP BACKPACHK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/340/075/5a9.png)
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Super Bowl Watch Party
![MORNING. HOWS THE GAME? EAGLES GOT To THE 26-YARD LINE AROUND MIDNIGHT THEYVE BEEN WALKING ACROS5 THE FIELD SINCE THEN. JUST ENTERED A HUDDLE. I BET THE NEXT FRAME WILL BE ACUT. YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST ADS WILL COME BY THE END OF FEBRUARY? IMAT A YEAR-ROUND SUPER BOWL WATCH PARTY. WERE PLAYING THE STREAM AT ½30x SPEED SO IT UILL END JUST AS NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL STARTS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/339/546/4ab.png)
![MORNING. HOWS THE GAME? EAGLES GOT To THE 26-YARD LINE AROUND MIDNIGHT THEYVE BEEN WALKING ACROS5 THE FIELD SINCE THEN. JUST ENTERED A HUDDLE. I BET THE NEXT FRAME WILL BE ACUT. YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST ADS WILL COME BY THE END OF FEBRUARY? IMAT A YEAR-ROUND SUPER BOWL WATCH PARTY. WERE PLAYING THE STREAM AT ½30x SPEED SO IT UILL END JUST AS NEXT YEARS SUPER BOWL STARTS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/339/546/4ab.png)
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Chicken Pox and Name Statistics
![00%[ FRACTION OF KDS YOUR AGE WHO GOT CHICKEN POX VERY ROUGH US ESTIMATES BASED ON DOI:10.15585/mmwrmm6534aH AND DOl:10106/vaccine.2012.05.050 VACCINE INTRODUCED IN 1995 50 0% YOUR AGE: 5 I0 15 20 25 30 35 RELATIVE POPULARITY OF SEVERAL NAMES IN YOUR AGE GROUP G SOURCE SSA.GOV) TAxON BROOKLYN YOUR AGE: 5IO 15 20 25 30 35 CHICKEN POX INCIDENCE BY NAME: VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) BRIAN: 75% SARAH: 60% LOGAN: 20% BROOKLYN: 10% JAXON: 4% HARPER: 2% FUN FACT. PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND "BRIAN THINK CHICKEN POX IS NORMAL AND COMMON, AND PEOPLE NAMED "LOGAN" AND 'HARPER" DO NOT.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/763/0e6.png)
![00%[ FRACTION OF KDS YOUR AGE WHO GOT CHICKEN POX VERY ROUGH US ESTIMATES BASED ON DOI:10.15585/mmwrmm6534aH AND DOl:10106/vaccine.2012.05.050 VACCINE INTRODUCED IN 1995 50 0% YOUR AGE: 5 I0 15 20 25 30 35 RELATIVE POPULARITY OF SEVERAL NAMES IN YOUR AGE GROUP G SOURCE SSA.GOV) TAxON BROOKLYN YOUR AGE: 5IO 15 20 25 30 35 CHICKEN POX INCIDENCE BY NAME: VERY ROUGH ESTIMATE) BRIAN: 75% SARAH: 60% LOGAN: 20% BROOKLYN: 10% JAXON: 4% HARPER: 2% FUN FACT. PEOPLE NAMED SARAH AND "BRIAN THINK CHICKEN POX IS NORMAL AND COMMON, AND PEOPLE NAMED "LOGAN" AND 'HARPER" DO NOT.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/763/0e6.png)
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Fruit Collider
![HEN TWO APPLES COLLIDE, THEY CAN BRIEFLY FORMM EXOTIC NEW FRUIT PINEAPPLES WITH APPLE SKIN. POMEGRANATES FULL OF GRAPES. WATERMELON-SIZED PEACHES. THESE NORMALY DECAY INTO A SHOUER OF FRUIT SALD, BUT BY STUDYING THE DEBRIS WE CAN LEARN WHAT WAS PRODUCED THEN, THE HUNT IS ON FOR A STABLE FORM HOU NEW TYPES OF FRUIT ARE DEVELOPED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/338/202/d48.png)
![HEN TWO APPLES COLLIDE, THEY CAN BRIEFLY FORMM EXOTIC NEW FRUIT PINEAPPLES WITH APPLE SKIN. POMEGRANATES FULL OF GRAPES. WATERMELON-SIZED PEACHES. THESE NORMALY DECAY INTO A SHOUER OF FRUIT SALD, BUT BY STUDYING THE DEBRIS WE CAN LEARN WHAT WAS PRODUCED THEN, THE HUNT IS ON FOR A STABLE FORM HOU NEW TYPES OF FRUIT ARE DEVELOPED](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/338/202/d48.png)
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Campaign Fundraising Emails
![kaur wme_ □ DONATE Nou IT'S CRUNCH TME, AND WERE LOW ON CASH. IF YOU CHIP IN JUST $5 BY MIDNIGHT, WE use □ DONATE $3557 NOU! OUR DATA TEAM HAS DETERMINED THAT WE SHOULD ASK YOU FOR $35.57 To oriiMRE THE. wwH. μ*-e-□ HELP. OUR CAMPAIGN MADE SOME MISTAKES AND WE NEED A LOT OF MONEY ASAP ANY KIND BUT CASH IS - m □ WASHINGTON IS BROKEN, WHEN I LIN, TLL LOOK THOSE OTHER SENATORS IN THE EYE AND TELL THEM: "JOBS" THEN I □ HOPELESS IT5 BAD REALLY BAD IF YOU DONT CHIP IN NOW THE DARKNESS SPREADING ACROSS THE LAND WILL m«A8m- 口AS THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY A FIGHTER JET THROUGH OUR STATES FORMERLY ALL-MALE UNIVERSIT , I LEARNED ww. (wwn-)一口 E BROKE NO PAD STAFF NO ADS, AND THE CAFE HAS TOLD US TO STOP USING THEIR WiFi To SEND FUNDRAISING . we-m-.« * O WHEN AMY DECIDED TO RUN FORCoNGRESS I WAS凵KE "HUH?" BUT I CHECKED WIKIPEDIA, AND APARENTLY ITS A BRANCH OF us-wmm-e - □ ARE YOU FAMILIAR UITH THE DUTCH PAINTER HIERONYMUS BOSCH? HIS WORK ILLUSTRATES MY OPPONENTS PLAN FOR □ BEING A SINGLE MOM RUNNING A SMALL BUSINESS WHILE GOING LAW SCHOOL WHILE DEPLOYED TO IRAQ TAUGHT ME. www.w w-en». □ | LILL LEW THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BIG BANKS, SPECIAL INTERESTS THE EARTHS CLIMATE, AND OUR CHILDREN. 1. navme、P-e“- ubiJ. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO OF THE SQUIRREL OBSTACLE COURSE? INCREDIBLE! ANWAY IM RUNNING BECAUSE hwe-, □ OUTRAGEOUS GRANTED THIS WAS A FEW YEARS AGO BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT PRESIDENT FORD SAID ABOUT □ WHOOPS DUE To A WE SPENT MONTHS RUNNING ATTACK ADS AGAINST ToM HANKS NOU WE NEED TO MAKE UP FOR. □ THEY SAY UE CANT LIN-THAT WERE "UNDERDOGS" WITH "NO MONEY" WHO "LOST THE ELECTION LAST WEEK.. BUT THEY DONT. □ OUR CAMP GNS ONLY CHANCE ISTO SEDUCE JENNIFER ACTBLUE, HER To THE ACTBLUE FORTONE·FOR THAT WE NEED A FANCY." D DOOM, WHERE IS THE HORSE AND THE RIDER? WHERE IS THE HORN THAT WAS BLOWING? THEY HAVE PASSED LIKE RAIN ON □ WARMEST GREEING6.工AM THE CROWN PRINCE OF NIGERIA, AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT -ne was,w, (--)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/337/556/042.png)
![kaur wme_ □ DONATE Nou IT'S CRUNCH TME, AND WERE LOW ON CASH. IF YOU CHIP IN JUST $5 BY MIDNIGHT, WE use □ DONATE $3557 NOU! OUR DATA TEAM HAS DETERMINED THAT WE SHOULD ASK YOU FOR $35.57 To oriiMRE THE. wwH. μ*-e-□ HELP. OUR CAMPAIGN MADE SOME MISTAKES AND WE NEED A LOT OF MONEY ASAP ANY KIND BUT CASH IS - m □ WASHINGTON IS BROKEN, WHEN I LIN, TLL LOOK THOSE OTHER SENATORS IN THE EYE AND TELL THEM: "JOBS" THEN I □ HOPELESS IT5 BAD REALLY BAD IF YOU DONT CHIP IN NOW THE DARKNESS SPREADING ACROSS THE LAND WILL m«A8m- 口AS THE FIRST WOMAN TO FLY A FIGHTER JET THROUGH OUR STATES FORMERLY ALL-MALE UNIVERSIT , I LEARNED ww. (wwn-)一口 E BROKE NO PAD STAFF NO ADS, AND THE CAFE HAS TOLD US TO STOP USING THEIR WiFi To SEND FUNDRAISING . we-m-.« * O WHEN AMY DECIDED TO RUN FORCoNGRESS I WAS凵KE "HUH?" BUT I CHECKED WIKIPEDIA, AND APARENTLY ITS A BRANCH OF us-wmm-e - □ ARE YOU FAMILIAR UITH THE DUTCH PAINTER HIERONYMUS BOSCH? HIS WORK ILLUSTRATES MY OPPONENTS PLAN FOR □ BEING A SINGLE MOM RUNNING A SMALL BUSINESS WHILE GOING LAW SCHOOL WHILE DEPLOYED TO IRAQ TAUGHT ME. www.w w-en». □ | LILL LEW THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BIG BANKS, SPECIAL INTERESTS THE EARTHS CLIMATE, AND OUR CHILDREN. 1. navme、P-e“- ubiJ. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO OF THE SQUIRREL OBSTACLE COURSE? INCREDIBLE! ANWAY IM RUNNING BECAUSE hwe-, □ OUTRAGEOUS GRANTED THIS WAS A FEW YEARS AGO BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT PRESIDENT FORD SAID ABOUT □ WHOOPS DUE To A WE SPENT MONTHS RUNNING ATTACK ADS AGAINST ToM HANKS NOU WE NEED TO MAKE UP FOR. □ THEY SAY UE CANT LIN-THAT WERE "UNDERDOGS" WITH "NO MONEY" WHO "LOST THE ELECTION LAST WEEK.. BUT THEY DONT. □ OUR CAMP GNS ONLY CHANCE ISTO SEDUCE JENNIFER ACTBLUE, HER To THE ACTBLUE FORTONE·FOR THAT WE NEED A FANCY." D DOOM, WHERE IS THE HORSE AND THE RIDER? WHERE IS THE HORN THAT WAS BLOWING? THEY HAVE PASSED LIKE RAIN ON □ WARMEST GREEING6.工AM THE CROWN PRINCE OF NIGERIA, AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT -ne was,w, (--)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/337/556/042.png)
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Scientific Paper Graph Quality
![GENERAL QUALITY OF CHARTS AND GRAPHS IN SCIENTIFIC PAPERS POUERPOINT/ MSPANT ERA GOOD 1950s 1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 2000s 201Os](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/335/864/f74.png)
![GENERAL QUALITY OF CHARTS AND GRAPHS IN SCIENTIFIC PAPERS POUERPOINT/ MSPANT ERA GOOD 1950s 1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 2000s 201Os](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/335/864/f74.png)
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The End of the Rainbow
![THERES A POT OF GOD AT | A RAINBOU IS LIGHT LEAVING | ONE END OF | | THE OTHER END ISTHE SUN-WHICH THE END OF THE RAINBOu THE SUN BOUNCING OFF THE THAT CONE ISCONTAINS QUNTILLIONS OF TONS OF CLOUDS, AND CONVERGING ON YOUR RETNA. GoLD. THERES MORE GOLD IN THE SUN THAN WATER IN THE OCEANS. S0 THERE IS A POT OF GOLD! WHAT ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS? RAINBOUS ARE YOUR EYE. ITS AN INSIDE CIRCLES. THEYOUT TUO-ENDED CONE HAVE NO END. ALL INCINERATED AS THE SUN FORMED VERY SAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/335/863/880.png)
![THERES A POT OF GOD AT | A RAINBOU IS LIGHT LEAVING | ONE END OF | | THE OTHER END ISTHE SUN-WHICH THE END OF THE RAINBOu THE SUN BOUNCING OFF THE THAT CONE ISCONTAINS QUNTILLIONS OF TONS OF CLOUDS, AND CONVERGING ON YOUR RETNA. GoLD. THERES MORE GOLD IN THE SUN THAN WATER IN THE OCEANS. S0 THERE IS A POT OF GOLD! WHAT ABOUT LEPRECHAUNS? RAINBOUS ARE YOUR EYE. ITS AN INSIDE CIRCLES. THEYOUT TUO-ENDED CONE HAVE NO END. ALL INCINERATED AS THE SUN FORMED VERY SAD](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/335/863/880.png)
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