The Assumption Song

Original Flash Video:

Lyrics
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*** yourself!

The original Flash Video was made by Chris O' Neill (aka Oney) to a song by The Arrogant Worms. The flash and song try to make you "assume" that the next lyric in the song is going to be dirty, but it jumps to a completely different thing than what the viewer may be thinking. Many variations of the song have been made and posted on Youtube, and the original flash has been shared on a few different sites including Collegehumor.

Variations

Slide Show of Images

Gary's Mod

Bleach

Kingdom Hearts

Reversed

Other