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About

Then Perish is a phrase often accompanied by a red filtered image of former president Barack Obama, which is typically featured in various screenshots of mock text message conversations online.

Origin

On August 17th, 2017, Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire posted a series of screenshots of a role-play text message conversation in which a person replies with a red-tinted picture of Barack Obama and the message "Then perish" in response to a person texting in hewwo-style speech (shown below). It gathered upwards of 133,000 notes.[1]

H-hewwo is anybody thewe @( x)@ *cave slowly begins to fill with water* Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-ewwo!! you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you* Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed God wwest youw soul IlI do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp Hewwo! Ma'am why awe vou doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease Anything? Anything for you mr obama :3 Then perish M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo

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On August 23rd, 2017, Tumblr user Mindfulwrath[2] posted a text post which read:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

The post gained over 237,000 notes. On September 3rd, Redditor urmomlolroasted[3] posted a screenshot of Mindfulwrath's post along with several reblogs to /r/tumblr, gaining over 550 upvotes. The image began being applied with other text post scenarios on Tumblr. On October 22nd, 2017, Tumblr user chantosakura[4] used the image with an image of a cute animal in the washing machine in a post that has over 83,000 notes (shown below, left). On October 27th, Tumblr user tomatomagica[5] uploaded a parody of the original post using characters from Homestar Runner, gaining over 1,300 notes (shown below, right).


hantosakura memeberd pwease hewp me i'm DWOWNING
Stwong Bad pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed Ill do anything fow you Stwong Bad pwease hewp Anything? Anything for you Stwong Bad:3 Then perish

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captainsnoop the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you're in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and f----- obama is there in the jury pokemon-diamond-version imagine if obama pronounced you guilty pokemon-diamond-version it'd be the living embodiment of this meme Then perish D:
The Independent @Independent Boris Johnson says salary of £141,000 is 'not enough to live on' Boris Johnson says salary of £141,000 is 'not enough to live on independent.co.uk 2:48 pm 01 Oct 17 ambini-socialis THEN PERISH
excuse me i just saw a sign that said "nut then what?" and i almost had a heart attack while driving THE NUT T HEN W HAT? Then perish D:
Then PERISH...
Then perish D:
Cen perish

External References

[1] Tumblr (via Wayback Machine) – Spooky-Grimwhoire

[2] Tumblr – Mindfulwrath

[3] Reddit – /r/tumblr

[4] Tumblr (via Wayback Machine)- chantosakura

[5] Tumbr (via Wayback Machine)- tomatomagica

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Then Perish is a phrase often accompanied by a red filtered image of former president Barack Obama, which is typically featured in various screenshots of mock text message conversations online.

Origin

On August 17th, 2017, Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire posted a series of screenshots of a role-play text message conversation in which a person replies with a red-tinted picture of Barack Obama and the message "Then perish" in response to a person texting in hewwo-style speech (shown below). It gathered upwards of 133,000 notes.[1]


H-hewwo is anybody thewe @( x)@ *cave slowly begins to fill with water* Pwease Mr Obama Pwease save me i downt wanna die H-hewwo mr obama awe you still thewe H-hewwo pwease somebody hewp me H-ewwo!! you can feel the surface of the water barely lapping at you* Nononono hewwo!! Hewwo! Hewp me M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed God wwest youw soul IlI do anything fow you mr obama pwease hewp Hewwo! Ma'am why awe vou doing this to me Hewwo!! Hewp me pwease Anything? Anything for you mr obama :3 Then perish M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo

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On August 23rd, 2017, Tumblr user Mindfulwrath[2] posted a text post which read:

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

The post gained over 237,000 notes. On September 3rd, Redditor urmomlolroasted[3] posted a screenshot of Mindfulwrath's post along with several reblogs to /r/tumblr, gaining over 550 upvotes. The image began being applied with other text post scenarios on Tumblr. On October 22nd, 2017, Tumblr user chantosakura[4] used the image with an image of a cute animal in the washing machine in a post that has over 83,000 notes (shown below, left). On October 27th, Tumblr user tomatomagica[5] uploaded a parody of the original post using characters from Homestar Runner, gaining over 1,300 notes (shown below, right).


hantosakura memeberd pwease hewp me i'm DWOWNING Stwong Bad pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed Ill do anything fow you Stwong Bad pwease hewp Anything? Anything for you Stwong Bad:3 Then perish

Various Examples


captainsnoop the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you're in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and f----- obama is there in the jury pokemon-diamond-version imagine if obama pronounced you guilty pokemon-diamond-version it'd be the living embodiment of this meme Then perish D: The Independent @Independent Boris Johnson says salary of £141,000 is 'not enough to live on' Boris Johnson says salary of £141,000 is 'not enough to live on independent.co.uk 2:48 pm 01 Oct 17 ambini-socialis THEN PERISH excuse me i just saw a sign that said "nut then what?" and i almost had a heart attack while driving THE NUT T HEN W HAT? Then perish D: Then PERISH... Then perish D: Cen perish

External References

[1] Tumblr (via Wayback Machine) – Spooky-Grimwhoire

[2] Tumblr – Mindfulwrath

[3] Reddit – /r/tumblr

[4] Tumblr (via Wayback Machine)- chantosakura

[5] Tumbr (via Wayback Machine)- tomatomagica

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My favorite type of shitpost has to be the type that, with a little paraphrasing, can be turned into a line almost indistinguishable from a quote from a literary classic.
Like so:
"Please save me! I'll do anything for you!" "Then perish."
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here."
"Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?"
"…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell."
"…I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.”

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