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THIS COULD BE US BUT BUT WE ARE BOTH HETEROSEXUAL MALES
THIS COULD BE US BUT BUT WE ARE BOTH HETEROSEXUAL MALES

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This could be us but you're stuck at home because you won't wear a mask
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THIS COULD BE US BUT I'M SEXUALLY CONFUSED. I MEAN UR HOT AND S--- BUT WHEN I LOOK AT KYLE I FEEL WEIRD. I THINK I NEED SOME TIME TO FIGURE THINGS OUT. SORRY. made with mematic
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Auto repair shop invoicing software

Here at Autoshopinvoice, we noticed awhile ago that a surprising number of garage and auto repair shop owners today or still using carbon copy paper invoices or outdated auto repair shop management software to manage their businesses. We know for a fact that auto repair shop owners are a practical bunch: why mess with something if it’s working? However, we decided there must be a better way to run an auto repair shop than the software that’s currently on the market. Surely something could be done to help mechanics, auto repair shops, and garages save some of their most precious resource: time. That’s why Autoshopinvoice is committed to upgrading mechanics’ standards for auto repair shop management and invoicing software. Autoshopinvoice is modern shop management software for auto repair shops and garages. Using our software, auto repair shop owners can save time and money when invoicing customers. They can build invoices using a few clicks with our state-of-the-art invoice builder. As a bonus, Autoshopinvoice's shop management software also allows for customized invoices and branding of invoices with custom logos. But Autoshopinvoice is more than just invoices and invoice building. With our software, mechanics can also access their customer base and customer data from anywhere with our customer relationship management (CRM) software. Mechanics who use our software can also create a parts and product catalogue. And of course, your customer data and parts catalogues are seamlessly integrated with the invoice builder, allowing for faster invoices to be built. Our software is compatible with both Mac and PC, and can be used from any mobile or desktop device with internet access. When added up, all of our software’s features are guaranteed to give mechanics and their auto repair shops precious time back in their day. This in turn helps our customers boost revenue by choosing how they can allot their newfound time back into their business. If you’re interested, get up and running with our software in minutes with a free trial today.
Here at Autoshopinvoice, we noticed awhile ago that a surprising number of garage and auto repair shop owners today or still using carbon copy paper invoices or outdated auto repair shop management software to manage their businesses. We know for a fact that auto repair shop owners are a practical bunch: why mess with something if it’s working? However, we decided there must be a better way to run an auto repair shop than the software that’s currently on the market. Surely something could be done to help mechanics, auto repair shops, and garages save some of their most precious resource: time. That’s why Autoshopinvoice is committed to upgrading mechanics’ standards for auto repair shop management and invoicing software. Autoshopinvoice is modern shop management software for auto repair shops and garages. Using our software, auto repair shop owners can save time and money when invoicing customers. They can build invoices using a few clicks with our state-of-the-art invoice builder. As a bonus, Autoshopinvoice's shop management software also allows for customized invoices and branding of invoices with custom logos. But Autoshopinvoice is more than just invoices and invoice building. With our software, mechanics can also access their customer base and customer data from anywhere with our customer relationship management (CRM) software. Mechanics who use our software can also create a parts and product catalogue. And of course, your customer data and parts catalogues are seamlessly integrated with the invoice builder, allowing for faster invoices to be built. Our software is compatible with both Mac and PC, and can be used from any mobile or desktop device with internet access. When added up, all of our software’s features are guaranteed to give mechanics and their auto repair shops precious time back in their day. This in turn helps our customers boost revenue by choosing how they can allot their newfound time back into their business. If you’re interested, get up and running with our software in minutes with a free trial today.

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Shrek wedding

Meme about a "Shrek":/memes/subcultures/shrek "cosplay":/memes/subcultures/cosplay wedding taken from a list of "21 relatable memes":https://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/21-relatable-images-that-you-really-cant-argue-with/85982741/ on eBaum's.
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Indoneshit in nutshell Part 2

after watching Dororo episode 5, I found comments fronm Indonesian people who were "smart" part 2 unknow1Doli Duke Boom a day ago oh my, the river water problem is already known to me :v but your problem is naive or stupid? seeds in ancient times were difficult to obtain because all seeds belonging to the government / shogun, could not be used carelessly and taken adueh masalah air sungai gituan dah aku tau kale :v tapi masalahnya lo NAIF atau emang tolol? bibit di jaman kuno/pertengahan itu sulit didapatkan karena semua bibit milik pemerintah/shogun, ga bisa sembarangan pakai dan diambil kalo meminta yah mahal ga masuk akal harganya apalagi mencuri, end your life if l ask, is it expensive it doesn't make much sense, let nih adek sungguh serius, uda baca sejarah di google belom? atau setidaknya alone steal, end your life pakai otak belom? This kid is really serious, have you read history on Google or not? or at least use the brain? Edit Reply Share Doli Duke Boomunknow1 a day ago haha ya wibu toxic doesn't know history is stupid Very poor glorify Japan, but the history of the country itself doesn't know. You love the bitch Seeds have never been termed government property. Especially during World War I Maybe in Japan. They are the Base of Communist Capitalists. Wkwk nih wibu toxic gak tau sejarah apa tolol ya. Kasihan amat. Ngagung-agung kan jepang, tapi sejarah negara sendiri gak tau Dasar cin latjur. Bibit gak pernah ada istilahnya milik pemerintah Apalagi zaman PD II Kalau di Jepang mungkin aja Mereka kan Basisnya Komunis Kapitalis Jepang mungkin aja. Japan Capitalist Communists??? kan Basisnya Komunis Kapitalis
after watching Dororo episode 5, I found comments fronm Indonesian people who were "smart" part 2 unknow1Doli Duke Boom a day ago oh my, the river water problem is already known to me :v but your problem is naive or stupid? seeds in ancient times were difficult to obtain because all seeds belonging to the government / shogun, could not be used carelessly and taken adueh masalah air sungai gituan dah aku tau kale :v tapi masalahnya lo NAIF atau emang tolol? bibit di jaman kuno/pertengahan itu sulit didapatkan karena semua bibit milik pemerintah/shogun, ga bisa sembarangan pakai dan diambil kalo meminta yah mahal ga masuk akal harganya apalagi mencuri, end your life if l ask, is it expensive it doesn't make much sense, let nih adek sungguh serius, uda baca sejarah di google belom? atau setidaknya alone steal, end your life pakai otak belom? This kid is really serious, have you read history on Google or not? or at least use the brain? Edit Reply Share Doli Duke Boomunknow1 a day ago haha ya wibu toxic doesn't know history is stupid Very poor glorify Japan, but the history of the country itself doesn't know. You love the bitch Seeds have never been termed government property. Especially during World War I Maybe in Japan. They are the Base of Communist Capitalists. Wkwk nih wibu toxic gak tau sejarah apa tolol ya. Kasihan amat. Ngagung-agung kan jepang, tapi sejarah negara sendiri gak tau Dasar cin latjur. Bibit gak pernah ada istilahnya milik pemerintah Apalagi zaman PD II Kalau di Jepang mungkin aja Mereka kan Basisnya Komunis Kapitalis Jepang mungkin aja. Japan Capitalist Communists??? kan Basisnya Komunis Kapitalis

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NY Times: Who's Up For A Short Story About Trump Being Assassinated?

The Russian tasted failure. He closed his eyes and waited to pay the cost. "It did not come. He opened his eyes. The Secret Service agent stood before him, presenting his Glock, butt first. “Here,” the agent said politely. “Use mine. …”"
The Russian tasted failure. He closed his eyes and waited to pay the cost. "It did not come. He opened his eyes. The Secret Service agent stood before him, presenting his Glock, butt first. “Here,” the agent said politely. “Use mine. …”"

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Trump Time Machine

a hint. The me that you see in public i No, I am not Pence currently less than 25 years old. I won't confirm if you get it right. 85674498トー85674696 >>8568208:-85682359 f you hav 85683731 85684186 >>85686494ー85687349 the Anonymous (l D mmare ) 08/ 1 7/ 16(Wed) 18. 59 4 After Nikola Tesla's death, the FBl ordered the Alien Property Custodian to seize Tesla but trump went back in time and has a large family now with ivanna thus becoming Wil whaes ged homeland in the futue? The National Defense Research Committee called i >this is what he meant by "perhaps if she weren't my daughter i Unfortunately, a temporal conflict could not be avoided after all Anonymous (ID @iPdhl91-108/17/16(Wed)19:01.38 No 85686588 8:23:25 No 856828 f you are not familiar with Tesla's theories in his later years, he explored fantasti (42 KB, 780x530) topics like free energy, antigravity, invisibility and even time travel John Trump claimed that there was nothing of any real substance in Tesla's notes- but this the world -because included in them were blueprints for a theoretic al time machine. ed in this plot, and w He knew that if the National Defense Research Committee realized what the notes contained, it could mean the end a political threat Luckily for T Anonymous (ID @iRd191-10817/16 wed 17:01:22 No 85674684▶ー85 788662-8568 5612-85663731-85606137-856062s6>-85688496 enemies do not realize this. Simply take a closer look 08/1 7/16(Wed)18:59.54 Could you that shows the votes where rigged or evidence of votes being disposed, how does the public find out. not possible to create Although John Trump thought that Tesla's Time Machine was plausible, it existing during his time. John Trump later died in 1985, but not before leaving Tesla's notes and their implications to the protection Around this same time period, Donald known to use pseudonyms such as John Miller and John Barron, i a leak of non-compiled, non-encrypted source code for several models of voting machine, as well as some database transaction ords from around the country, which essentially prove that votes were/will be flipped. are due to time ripples. The huge and lavish funerals for otherwise trivial people are because of slow news days, because Trump and Pence and stumping the terrorists. Muhammed Ali and Mandela died in the alpha timeline and 7:04 08/1 Trump, as John Titor, travelled to the future under the assumed identity of a soldier, where he discovered that America (and the entire world) had become a nuclear dystopia caused by radical Islamic terror Anonymous (ID 凶08/17/16(Wed)18:30 54 No 85683577)>-85883905 190x595 awuPahl9 Anonymous (ID: zwuPdhis)108/17/16(Wed)19:05:26 No 85686959 John Titor" began posting to several forums in 2000 and 2001, speaking of events that happened in the timeline he had witnessed. He spoke of terrible events that would occur from the early 2000's through to 2012. He could not name radical Islamic terror at the time, or the timeline may become unavoidable he had to be extremely cautious, and analyze the near infinite temporal variables and possibilities before making his move Trump's first attempt at defeating Hillary Clinton happened in the late 1990's. To be more specific, Trump hatched a plan to shame and discredit her husband, Bill Clinton, to the point that Hillary would not be able to successfully run for public office. While the plan succeeded in some regard, a temporal incursion by Hillary (from the future) prevented lasting Trump traveled time, amassing a fortune, and making subtle changes, which helped him delay the future he saw for as long as he could. But that future is now coming. Trump knew that the only could have enough influence to prevent this future totally would that tragic day Anonymous aD RMMD) 08/17/16 wed)17:05:40 No 85675097 )>-85 78888 >-85B8638 >-85687733-285889343 16(Wed)18:32.42 No.85683 285684091 2285034440 x393 Anonymous (ID:OuPdhB1-108/17/ 16(Wed)19:13:49 No. 85687773 >AS68790.a85682022 masa8820 I had never heard of John Trump before today but now that I look into it, I think there's a pretty good chance that Trump is witness these things myself. A lot of people do s h major historic events. It's sort of like a ed)17 42:39 No 856 non I don't understand all that very well myself. To put it simply, there are infinite timelines. I'm not a scientist (well, I work with computers) GREAT F--- Don't let the shills slide this thread What the f---? Why haven't we heard of this rump's tower n't this the day he w Sent shivers down my spine )[+108/17/16(Wed)19:54:34 No.85692090 _so9223z2285692s1s2s85592鐵竺65693538 0.85675774 85876967 285694098 Now the question remains, did Trump go back in time and cident to receive his blessing Kaine being gay even important? opponents to his advantage the right track . the truth is, they are not predictions. Rather, they are Trump Kek himself? 85684440 85684732 >>85684906 >>85688311 85692492 However, there is one thing you need to know about Donald Trump's campaign for the Presidency CHuRdhlg ) L 08/17/16wed)17 48: 40 No 85679498 >>8567966e>>856808712285683321 see the writing on the wall" and are getting a bit ahead of me.. I don't know about the connection between Trump and KEKU, but Trump did indeed ancient Trump wants to be President, but not for very long only as long as it take Pence comes in This is where he began to understand timelines, and how he could have impact on them. Pence is also a traveller, who Trump met many years ago (depending on your perspecti Pence is from far further in the future, and has a superior time machine. To put it simply, he can be present Anonymous (ID: TX9E1hNF) 뜨 08/17/16(Wed)18:43:25 No 8568 (60 KB, 601x800) s from far enough in the future where the races have sort of become Kaine being gay s hoping you guys would figure it out, but if it wasn't obvious r from that far in the Anonymous (ID ENNOTO) 08/17/16(Wed)17 58:44 №8568051 I don't know Anonymous (ID GuPdtils) 1-1 08/ 1 7/ 1 6(Wed) 1 8:49:08 No 85685359 >ASSASS51-AS68SS Maa85585520-8seeoszz the looking glass now. There's no going 3 KB, 780x585) ill be declared Peace and Prosperity D nonymous (ID: gfocTA4V) 08/17/16(Wed)20:14:06 No.85693960 Pence (or rather, copies of him) were sent back to the past by Pence "Prime" and Trump in order to infiltrate u have any questions... feel free to ask. met their demise or fell into obscurity long before they could become a This is making too much sense threat to Trump. 85685620 nonymous 드 08/17/16(Wed)20:47 29 No 85697014 for the best thread in Forgot to mention.. she will be declared the winner of the election by all mainstream media sources, but the Amenican people will 805:2 320x320) Trump ever disclose the time machine? Also, B IldefL 22WSHKN -1 08/17/16(Wed)20:51:55 No.85697463 2856976532285697803 For any future posts, I will use this tripcode. Please remember it. There are no aliens (that we know of). Just other humans from far in the future. Abductions are real, because people in the future casionally have need for fresh samples of genetic material from the past to cure diseases and re-diversify their homogenized gene pool. the technology while certainly having a negative impact the health of their agents, has time and time again (no pun intended) stymied a lot
a hint. The me that you see in public i No, I am not Pence currently less than 25 years old. I won't confirm if you get it right. 85674498トー85674696 >>8568208:-85682359 f you hav 85683731 85684186 >>85686494ー85687349 the Anonymous (l D mmare ) 08/ 1 7/ 16(Wed) 18. 59 4 After Nikola Tesla's death, the FBl ordered the Alien Property Custodian to seize Tesla but trump went back in time and has a large family now with ivanna thus becoming Wil whaes ged homeland in the futue? The National Defense Research Committee called i >this is what he meant by "perhaps if she weren't my daughter i Unfortunately, a temporal conflict could not be avoided after all Anonymous (ID @iPdhl91-108/17/16(Wed)19:01.38 No 85686588 8:23:25 No 856828 f you are not familiar with Tesla's theories in his later years, he explored fantasti (42 KB, 780x530) topics like free energy, antigravity, invisibility and even time travel John Trump claimed that there was nothing of any real substance in Tesla's notes- but this the world -because included in them were blueprints for a theoretic al time machine. ed in this plot, and w He knew that if the National Defense Research Committee realized what the notes contained, it could mean the end a political threat Luckily for T Anonymous (ID @iRd191-10817/16 wed 17:01:22 No 85674684▶ー85 788662-8568 5612-85663731-85606137-856062s6>-85688496 enemies do not realize this. Simply take a closer look 08/1 7/16(Wed)18:59.54 Could you that shows the votes where rigged or evidence of votes being disposed, how does the public find out. not possible to create Although John Trump thought that Tesla's Time Machine was plausible, it existing during his time. John Trump later died in 1985, but not before leaving Tesla's notes and their implications to the protection Around this same time period, Donald known to use pseudonyms such as John Miller and John Barron, i a leak of non-compiled, non-encrypted source code for several models of voting machine, as well as some database transaction ords from around the country, which essentially prove that votes were/will be flipped. are due to time ripples. The huge and lavish funerals for otherwise trivial people are because of slow news days, because Trump and Pence and stumping the terrorists. Muhammed Ali and Mandela died in the alpha timeline and 7:04 08/1 Trump, as John Titor, travelled to the future under the assumed identity of a soldier, where he discovered that America (and the entire world) had become a nuclear dystopia caused by radical Islamic terror Anonymous (ID 凶08/17/16(Wed)18:30 54 No 85683577)>-85883905 190x595 awuPahl9 Anonymous (ID: zwuPdhis)108/17/16(Wed)19:05:26 No 85686959 John Titor" began posting to several forums in 2000 and 2001, speaking of events that happened in the timeline he had witnessed. He spoke of terrible events that would occur from the early 2000's through to 2012. He could not name radical Islamic terror at the time, or the timeline may become unavoidable he had to be extremely cautious, and analyze the near infinite temporal variables and possibilities before making his move Trump's first attempt at defeating Hillary Clinton happened in the late 1990's. To be more specific, Trump hatched a plan to shame and discredit her husband, Bill Clinton, to the point that Hillary would not be able to successfully run for public office. While the plan succeeded in some regard, a temporal incursion by Hillary (from the future) prevented lasting Trump traveled time, amassing a fortune, and making subtle changes, which helped him delay the future he saw for as long as he could. But that future is now coming. Trump knew that the only could have enough influence to prevent this future totally would that tragic day Anonymous aD RMMD) 08/17/16 wed)17:05:40 No 85675097 )>-85 78888 >-85B8638 >-85687733-285889343 16(Wed)18:32.42 No.85683 285684091 2285034440 x393 Anonymous (ID:OuPdhB1-108/17/ 16(Wed)19:13:49 No. 85687773 >AS68790.a85682022 masa8820 I had never heard of John Trump before today but now that I look into it, I think there's a pretty good chance that Trump is witness these things myself. A lot of people do s h major historic events. It's sort of like a ed)17 42:39 No 856 non I don't understand all that very well myself. To put it simply, there are infinite timelines. I'm not a scientist (well, I work with computers) GREAT F--- Don't let the shills slide this thread What the f---? Why haven't we heard of this rump's tower n't this the day he w Sent shivers down my spine )[+108/17/16(Wed)19:54:34 No.85692090 _so9223z2285692s1s2s85592鐵竺65693538 0.85675774 85876967 285694098 Now the question remains, did Trump go back in time and cident to receive his blessing Kaine being gay even important? opponents to his advantage the right track . the truth is, they are not predictions. Rather, they are Trump Kek himself? 85684440 85684732 >>85684906 >>85688311 85692492 However, there is one thing you need to know about Donald Trump's campaign for the Presidency CHuRdhlg ) L 08/17/16wed)17 48: 40 No 85679498 >>8567966e>>856808712285683321 see the writing on the wall" and are getting a bit ahead of me.. I don't know about the connection between Trump and KEKU, but Trump did indeed ancient Trump wants to be President, but not for very long only as long as it take Pence comes in This is where he began to understand timelines, and how he could have impact on them. Pence is also a traveller, who Trump met many years ago (depending on your perspecti Pence is from far further in the future, and has a superior time machine. To put it simply, he can be present Anonymous (ID: TX9E1hNF) 뜨 08/17/16(Wed)18:43:25 No 8568 (60 KB, 601x800) s from far enough in the future where the races have sort of become Kaine being gay s hoping you guys would figure it out, but if it wasn't obvious r from that far in the Anonymous (ID ENNOTO) 08/17/16(Wed)17 58:44 №8568051 I don't know Anonymous (ID GuPdtils) 1-1 08/ 1 7/ 1 6(Wed) 1 8:49:08 No 85685359 >ASSASS51-AS68SS Maa85585520-8seeoszz the looking glass now. There's no going 3 KB, 780x585) ill be declared Peace and Prosperity D nonymous (ID: gfocTA4V) 08/17/16(Wed)20:14:06 No.85693960 Pence (or rather, copies of him) were sent back to the past by Pence "Prime" and Trump in order to infiltrate u have any questions... feel free to ask. met their demise or fell into obscurity long before they could become a This is making too much sense threat to Trump. 85685620 nonymous 드 08/17/16(Wed)20:47 29 No 85697014 for the best thread in Forgot to mention.. she will be declared the winner of the election by all mainstream media sources, but the Amenican people will 805:2 320x320) Trump ever disclose the time machine? Also, B IldefL 22WSHKN -1 08/17/16(Wed)20:51:55 No.85697463 2856976532285697803 For any future posts, I will use this tripcode. Please remember it. There are no aliens (that we know of). Just other humans from far in the future. Abductions are real, because people in the future casionally have need for fresh samples of genetic material from the past to cure diseases and re-diversify their homogenized gene pool. the technology while certainly having a negative impact the health of their agents, has time and time again (no pun intended) stymied a lot

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Individuals and objects outside of the standard realm of human experience are regularly utilized within and there has been no coherent attempt to unify all the recorded phenomena. We exist on the hidden margins of society, so as not to disturb the potentiallyy dangerous general population. All attempt to go public in the past have been unsuccessful and parties within the Field will seek retribution against future attempts. The man hands you a briefcase and then walks away, leaving you wi th a choices to make Plans are already in motion to ensure your safety and I have come to present an offer of employment though you will need to enter into your benefactors service for their full effect. He is a very sick man who wishes to use you to make amends with the world before he passes. You will be his instrument, as I am unable to perform the duties for reasons I do not care to disclose. He can guarantee some protection, but your new enemies cannot be entirely negated at this time. 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If you choose to reject your new benefactor, I can only hope your death is painless and quick. :Up to four may be chosen. A "Scratch and Wish" card with five boxes, two of which are unused. The first three boxes read "408-932" negative of a s sengers. When wom by someone causes that person to have troubled sleep. The effect locket causes the person wearing the locket to be attempting to physically deliver something, the badge and at least one ace negative and vice each stack; a single card will likely pass without notice, ten will cause uneasy dreams, and the full fifty four will versa. The effect is perceptually seamless and extends to recording, but forensic methods of testing identity no co ants s will knit themselves together in weeks right of petition or redress under the Provi of the Atlantean G rather than months, provided the wearer remains active actual person rather than the perception. 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This replacment text is taken fr the Vulgate the bookmark was in contact with and that Bible will show the text that was replaced by the bookmark. Placing the bookmark in the Vulgate will g else of the pigeon is 스.1 : cww- the Kingdom of Aragon. This position is 2 om last copy o t start up and the screen is ears a or that are small enough to fit inside of them. When given Then a table of arrivals and departures appears, along with bizzare though effective instructions on how to catch train s going to almost g attention and care the Habsburgs. This year's payment is held in es Spool A wooden spool of fine thread which animates when put into tumbler locks, pushing the tumblers open. T then be rewound around the spool so that it may be reused, though the complex knots made while the thread picks the lock must be undone before rewinding. Cutting the thread removes its unlocking ability and new thread A wheellock pistol built of wood and iron. The mechanism is in excellent condition and it is A KMZ Start camera which has had its lens replaced with a plate covered in geometric designs. The new lens provides a view into the past and will reveal anything that the camera could have seen if it was in that locatior at the time, but it can no g insect place will be a side effect life span. Insects released from the jar will drop dead of what it is known for. Bullets fired from the pistol do a normal flight path but inste e pictures. The time insect from the jar will catch and stop a single bullet aimed toward their liberator with the barrel, ignoring al impediments to their emergency weather radio that takes AAA batterie regardless of signal strength, but that background noise while the static was within earshot will only be A five yard length of barbed wire attached to the palm of a falconry glove. Touching the end of the wire which pokes through the palm gives intuitive control of the wire as if it were an extended limb. The wire can then be moved freely g except the Quran, regardl egrees celcius while releasing knowledge of Arabic. The verses must be said in order e person cannotc tial broadcast. Anything heard spoken or written information until all of them are said ir either form. The whole cane except for the tip is wrapped in leather that may be touched safely as there are no residue materials and the whole mass of tobacco is consumed, d is nowhere near equivalant 1S to s remembered as static after the sound ceases, at least to impossible to break.
The Offer: A stern looking man in a blue suit arrives at your door. "I must apologize for interrupting you, but this matter is of great importance. I have come to wam you that your safety is at risk. A number of parties in my field have recently decided that you are an unnecessary risk to their interests, though the reason for this is not entirely clear. Most likely you discovered something they would prefer remain hidden, though there are always alternative motives and these parties will not be dissuaded until you are neutralized. As it stands currently, you will likely not live to see the next month. The duties you will perform are many but will primarily consist of research and acquisitions, as you will be the primary agent of your new benefactor's will The field itself is of greater question, as it is generally held secret for a number reasons. I cannot give the full description at the moment, but you should best think of it as miraculous. Individuals and objects outside of the standard realm of human experience are regularly utilized within and there has been no coherent attempt to unify all the recorded phenomena. We exist on the hidden margins of society, so as not to disturb the potentiallyy dangerous general population. All attempt to go public in the past have been unsuccessful and parties within the Field will seek retribution against future attempts. The man hands you a briefcase and then walks away, leaving you wi th a choices to make Plans are already in motion to ensure your safety and I have come to present an offer of employment though you will need to enter into your benefactors service for their full effect. He is a very sick man who wishes to use you to make amends with the world before he passes. You will be his instrument, as I am unable to perform the duties for reasons I do not care to disclose. He can guarantee some protection, but your new enemies cannot be entirely negated at this time. That will be your first and clearest duty should you accept this offer The Rules. You must start by picking an enemy. For every enemy you pick, you get two (2) beneficial choices, which may be objects, companions, or allies. You may pick no more than three (3) I am not privy to all of the details. must assure you that total of six (6) beneficial choices. You may pick no more than four (4)objects enemies tor a two (2) companions, or one (1) ally. The total beneficial choices may not exceed six (6) nor There is no definitive proof of ill intent and therefore legitimate authorities will not extend their full protection until after you have already been compromised. Even if they were willing to protect you fully, traditional security measures will likely prove ineffective against the men of my Field. M employer has therefore decide to offer you means for protecting yourself from you newly acquiredu Compensation will be minimal to the point where you will need to provide for your own needs. We can offer you only a pittance for salary and few additional benefits beyond your initial payment. 1 understand this is highly irregular, but we are of limited means and those means are usually unconventional. I must apologize for what seems to be a transparent attempt at extortion, but we willgreater amounts of resources may attract unwanted attention. The details are enclosed within, along provide an annual payment of ten thousand dollars upon your acceptance. y , I must leave now and have prepared a dossier with potential options for your new line of work. The documents included give a basic description of the resources which may be available to you, though Choose wisely foes, though I must assure you they are quite necessary for someone in your situation. If you choose to reject your new benefactor, I can only hope your death is painless and quick. :Up to four may be chosen. A "Scratch and Wish" card with five boxes, two of which are unused. The first three boxes read "408-932" negative of a s sengers. When wom by someone causes that person to have troubled sleep. The effect locket causes the person wearing the locket to be attempting to physically deliver something, the badge and at least one ace negative and vice each stack; a single card will likely pass without notice, ten will cause uneasy dreams, and the full fifty four will versa. The effect is perceptually seamless and extends to recording, but forensic methods of testing identity no co ants s will knit themselves together in weeks right of petition or redress under the Provi of the Atlantean G rather than months, provided the wearer remains active actual person rather than the perception. Several hundred ditto sheets titled"Arachnid A quart bottle of dark, brackish blood with a blue tint. Individuals who drink at least half a cup their own blood darken and become intuitively aware of others who have consumed the blood. They begirn to feel each other's pain and intuitively know how to A page tom from the phone book with writing that shifts erpretation Methodology". The sheets consist d Galaxie 4-door s engine. The car has had extensive intemal remodeling d examples of spider webs which explain the and phraseology used in their Leaming the system detailed will allo and maintenance to improve durability and performance preserving its unusual effect. Each dimension of the trunk giving eight times the intemal volume page and discover the number of the landline nearest to by constructing on A set of feathers which animate themselves in the shap An original Game Boy with an unremovable, unlabeled replace the text with writing from Bible. This replacment text is taken fr the Vulgate the bookmark was in contact with and that Bible will show the text that was replaced by the bookmark. Placing the bookmark in the Vulgate will g else of the pigeon is 스.1 : cww- the Kingdom of Aragon. This position is 2 om last copy o t start up and the screen is ears a or that are small enough to fit inside of them. When given Then a table of arrivals and departures appears, along with bizzare though effective instructions on how to catch train s going to almost g attention and care the Habsburgs. This year's payment is held in es Spool A wooden spool of fine thread which animates when put into tumbler locks, pushing the tumblers open. T then be rewound around the spool so that it may be reused, though the complex knots made while the thread picks the lock must be undone before rewinding. Cutting the thread removes its unlocking ability and new thread A wheellock pistol built of wood and iron. The mechanism is in excellent condition and it is A KMZ Start camera which has had its lens replaced with a plate covered in geometric designs. The new lens provides a view into the past and will reveal anything that the camera could have seen if it was in that locatior at the time, but it can no g insect place will be a side effect life span. Insects released from the jar will drop dead of what it is known for. Bullets fired from the pistol do a normal flight path but inste e pictures. The time insect from the jar will catch and stop a single bullet aimed toward their liberator with the barrel, ignoring al impediments to their emergency weather radio that takes AAA batterie regardless of signal strength, but that background noise while the static was within earshot will only be A five yard length of barbed wire attached to the palm of a falconry glove. Touching the end of the wire which pokes through the palm gives intuitive control of the wire as if it were an extended limb. The wire can then be moved freely g except the Quran, regardl egrees celcius while releasing knowledge of Arabic. The verses must be said in order e person cannotc tial broadcast. Anything heard spoken or written information until all of them are said ir either form. The whole cane except for the tip is wrapped in leather that may be touched safely as there are no residue materials and the whole mass of tobacco is consumed, d is nowhere near equivalant 1S to s remembered as static after the sound ceases, at least to impossible to break.

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Part 1: PAY THE F--- ATTENTION IT'S TIME FOR Y ALL TO SWITCH TACTICS Anonymous 11/19/15 (Thu) 05:46:49 ID: 5e802a No. 7072340 >27072869 >>7072841 >>7073099 >>7073464 >>7073488 >>7074239 >7068103 Lemme do vou one better l said this before and I'll say it again: Money talks, b------- walks Get an actual letter-writing campaign together GROUP YOURSELVES. Not Gamergate style, but in case press or someone needs to reach you, align as a group. Ask milo or a trusted journo for ideas on this - Take pictures of your refunds or print out receipt codes to show your serious Break out $26 or so dollars (you'll know why in a minute) - Write your letter - Have a translator f-- dub it over in Japanese (and for god's sake make sure they dont snow you on some "konnichiwa i am ken-sama" b-------) Pack all the goods, and, this is the important part: MAIL YOUR LETTER TO NINTENDO OF JAPAN NoA knows you guys are coming. They're expecting you. And your s---'s going straight to the shredder. Stop giving these people the time of day. Politely, firmly, let Japan know you are a consumer group, you are DISSATISFIED with the American edits of your product that DO NOT broach your legal system, and you wish for a transaction of a Japanese copy of the game. Again, make sure your info, including receipt, is legit. Personalize the letter but don't go overboard. Remember, you want to let them know that NoA f----- up, but you are still VERY interested in the project. >Wait, you f-----, why Japan? None of you are f/a/ggots, so l doubt any of you remember the shitstorm that surrounded Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens. Before the author basically hid behind the coattails of Type-Moon, they did this Light Novel that was also made an anime. And they inferred in the light novel that Nagi, the main romance focus and MC foil, had a boyfriend and thus was not a virgin. The Elevens went A------ I cannot make this up. There were HUNDREDS of fans mailing the publishing company tapes burning merchandise related to the series. Ripped, burnt books, broken figs and CDs showed up on that publisher's doorstep in droves. I forget if these fans were ever appeased, but I know two other incidents where they were appeased. Part 2 to follow. Part 2 JAPAN IS A SENSITIVE AS F--- SOCIETY TIME TO USE THAT Anonymous 11/19/15 Thu 05:59:02 ID: 5e802aNo. 7072396>>7072618 >>7072640 >>7072689 >>7072686 >>7072730 >>7072930 >>7073099 >>7073144 >>7073217 >>7073484 >>7073488 >>7074239 File (hide): 1447930742960 ipg (54.83 KB, 400x400, 1:1. Iwil CRUSH BRITANNIA pg) Actually I lied. There are three instances I can think of Most of you didn't browse coming-of-age ljp/. Making this super-fast: A smalltime dude making a 3D Touhou shooter scrapped his project because some whiny ninny on newsgrounds got whiff that the fellow was using some beats he had made on his game without credit. That was false-the doujin guy did credit. But that didn't stop the army of internet lawyers from contacting the guy and basically shaming him to the point he scrapped the whole project. Over a soundtrack C/a/se 3: The Sacred Blacksmith. In both manga and anime, there's a segment where the main girl/main character was brutally r----. The fans hated it. 2ch was flooded with negative reactions and the book burnings happened again. It was really bad this time, and the author basically retconned the segment turning the assailant into a Eunuch who couldn't get it up, just so the fans' loy al waifu could remain pure And honestly all of /vl should know the final case, especially if you're into hentai. A bunch of f------ on SA and a pearl clutching UN lobby group managed to humiliate the Japanese Eroge Industry on the international stage based on a f----- from Amazon. And the result was that there was a full on embargo of adult games and even manga from Japan for nearly a decade as a result. This is a piece of why Eros Comix dried up (Remember Silky Whip? Co-Ex Sexxtacy?). No more source material. That trust has YET to be earned back in its entirety But y'all get what I'm getting at by now. Those instances, the publishers HEAR you in Japan. They're wide the f--- open because they know and understand the nerds keep them eating and keep roofs over their heads. And you guys aren't even trying to come at them with pitchforks in hand. You just want the genuine product, no b------- filler SO PRESENT YOURSELVES AS SUCH Kill this b------- about feeding Nintendo of America. You're a number to them. How much more effective do you think it will be to pay the international shipping and have your letters arrive right at the Miyamoto's front office? And if it happens in the hundreds, you won't have to worry about if your s--- was filtered to interns for disposal. You're promising them money and are wanting to negotiate. You also embarrass 8-4 on the international business stage by BYPASSING them completely Win/Win. Get busv
Part 1: PAY THE F--- ATTENTION IT'S TIME FOR Y ALL TO SWITCH TACTICS Anonymous 11/19/15 (Thu) 05:46:49 ID: 5e802a No. 7072340 >27072869 >>7072841 >>7073099 >>7073464 >>7073488 >>7074239 >7068103 Lemme do vou one better l said this before and I'll say it again: Money talks, b------- walks Get an actual letter-writing campaign together GROUP YOURSELVES. Not Gamergate style, but in case press or someone needs to reach you, align as a group. Ask milo or a trusted journo for ideas on this - Take pictures of your refunds or print out receipt codes to show your serious Break out $26 or so dollars (you'll know why in a minute) - Write your letter - Have a translator f-- dub it over in Japanese (and for god's sake make sure they dont snow you on some "konnichiwa i am ken-sama" b-------) Pack all the goods, and, this is the important part: MAIL YOUR LETTER TO NINTENDO OF JAPAN NoA knows you guys are coming. They're expecting you. And your s---'s going straight to the shredder. Stop giving these people the time of day. Politely, firmly, let Japan know you are a consumer group, you are DISSATISFIED with the American edits of your product that DO NOT broach your legal system, and you wish for a transaction of a Japanese copy of the game. Again, make sure your info, including receipt, is legit. Personalize the letter but don't go overboard. Remember, you want to let them know that NoA f----- up, but you are still VERY interested in the project. >Wait, you f-----, why Japan? None of you are f/a/ggots, so l doubt any of you remember the shitstorm that surrounded Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens. Before the author basically hid behind the coattails of Type-Moon, they did this Light Novel that was also made an anime. And they inferred in the light novel that Nagi, the main romance focus and MC foil, had a boyfriend and thus was not a virgin. The Elevens went A------ I cannot make this up. There were HUNDREDS of fans mailing the publishing company tapes burning merchandise related to the series. Ripped, burnt books, broken figs and CDs showed up on that publisher's doorstep in droves. I forget if these fans were ever appeased, but I know two other incidents where they were appeased. Part 2 to follow. Part 2 JAPAN IS A SENSITIVE AS F--- SOCIETY TIME TO USE THAT Anonymous 11/19/15 Thu 05:59:02 ID: 5e802aNo. 7072396>>7072618 >>7072640 >>7072689 >>7072686 >>7072730 >>7072930 >>7073099 >>7073144 >>7073217 >>7073484 >>7073488 >>7074239 File (hide): 1447930742960 ipg (54.83 KB, 400x400, 1:1. Iwil CRUSH BRITANNIA pg) Actually I lied. There are three instances I can think of Most of you didn't browse coming-of-age ljp/. Making this super-fast: A smalltime dude making a 3D Touhou shooter scrapped his project because some whiny ninny on newsgrounds got whiff that the fellow was using some beats he had made on his game without credit. That was false-the doujin guy did credit. But that didn't stop the army of internet lawyers from contacting the guy and basically shaming him to the point he scrapped the whole project. Over a soundtrack C/a/se 3: The Sacred Blacksmith. In both manga and anime, there's a segment where the main girl/main character was brutally r----. The fans hated it. 2ch was flooded with negative reactions and the book burnings happened again. It was really bad this time, and the author basically retconned the segment turning the assailant into a Eunuch who couldn't get it up, just so the fans' loy al waifu could remain pure And honestly all of /vl should know the final case, especially if you're into hentai. A bunch of f------ on SA and a pearl clutching UN lobby group managed to humiliate the Japanese Eroge Industry on the international stage based on a f----- from Amazon. And the result was that there was a full on embargo of adult games and even manga from Japan for nearly a decade as a result. This is a piece of why Eros Comix dried up (Remember Silky Whip? Co-Ex Sexxtacy?). No more source material. That trust has YET to be earned back in its entirety But y'all get what I'm getting at by now. Those instances, the publishers HEAR you in Japan. They're wide the f--- open because they know and understand the nerds keep them eating and keep roofs over their heads. And you guys aren't even trying to come at them with pitchforks in hand. You just want the genuine product, no b------- filler SO PRESENT YOURSELVES AS SUCH Kill this b------- about feeding Nintendo of America. You're a number to them. How much more effective do you think it will be to pay the international shipping and have your letters arrive right at the Miyamoto's front office? And if it happens in the hundreds, you won't have to worry about if your s--- was filtered to interns for disposal. You're promising them money and are wanting to negotiate. You also embarrass 8-4 on the international business stage by BYPASSING them completely Win/Win. Get busv

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