"Some Zulu people (and other southern African tribes) are still superstitious when it comes to things like the supposedly fictional tokoloshe--a hairy creature created by a wizard to harm his enemies (also … known to rape women and bite off sleeping people’s toes)."

It's the most feared African demon; the African people are really superstitious. It's just a little black hairy thing, a little man with a big fat stomach. He's really terrifying and comes out at nighttime and he's got a penis as big as a horse's. And African ladies explained to us that if they're having a wet dream, it actually means that the Tokoloshe is boning them in their sleep and their husband will never be able to satisfy them again because of the Tokoloshe's mega-penis. That's why if you go into the ghetto now a lot of African women have their beds on top of piled-up bricks.

Also, you can put a curse on someone in Africa by getting a witch doctor to send them a Tokoloshe. The witch doctor mixes medicine and blood and herbs and then pours this mixture over a Tokoloshe voodoo doll. And the voodoo doll will come to life and the witch doctor can command it to come to their house and fuck it all up. A Tokoloshe can ruin your financial situation or make you divorce your wife. Another thing that people can do to make a Tokoloshe-- and they do this in the ghettos in South Africa-- is HAVE SEX WITH THE ANIMAL.

This meme should initially consist of pictures of humans with animals (or humans with celebrity human-animal) with the caption reading: TOKOLOSHE! From there, simply putting TOKOLOSHE! on any photograph will have a 50/50 shot of being amusing. Trust me, I'm a doctor of haberdashery.