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1991 Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Merkin. It's His name shall be Harry. Harry Merkin. a boy Hmmm . I thinhk I have the OMG what will we name him dear? My actual name* My Mother Father 2011 OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD! /Why's my name so funny? Hey there, I'm Derpina What's your name? My name's Harry Harry Merkin OMG LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY! / Some girl at a party* *Me, 20 years later* Hmmm. . . I guess I'1l check dictionary.com to see why that girl thought my name was so Funny. LATER World English Dictionary merkin (m3 km) 1. an artificial hairpiece for the pudendum; a pubic wig 2. obsolete the pudendum itself Wait... my name is... Harry Pubic Wig? (S UUUu
1991 Congrats, Mr. and Mrs. Merkin. It's His name shall be Harry. Harry Merkin. a boy Hmmm . I thinhk I have the OMG what will we name him dear? My actual name* My Mother Father 2011 OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD! /Why's my name so funny? Hey there, I'm Derpina What's your name? My name's Harry Harry Merkin OMG LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY! / Some girl at a party* *Me, 20 years later* Hmmm. . . I guess I'1l check dictionary.com to see why that girl thought my name was so Funny. LATER World English Dictionary merkin (m3 km) 1. an artificial hairpiece for the pudendum; a pubic wig 2. obsolete the pudendum itself Wait... my name is... Harry Pubic Wig? (S UUUu

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sigh Lazy Boy... My dad driving me to the take the SAT, and being an Asian father Son, do you know your vocab? Do you know your equations? WHAT?! I am not lazy. I studied my don't think you studied butt off for this You won't get into test. Do you acutally college without a 1600 think I don't care I'1l be fine. . . sheesh
sigh Lazy Boy... My dad driving me to the take the SAT, and being an Asian father Son, do you know your vocab? Do you know your equations? WHAT?! I am not lazy. I studied my don't think you studied butt off for this You won't get into test. Do you acutally college without a 1600 think I don't care I'1l be fine. . . sheesh

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No. I ate an hour ago. I'm still full-ish. Are you hungry, son? (> a You're right, son. You are foolish. UUUu
No. I ate an hour ago. I'm still full-ish. Are you hungry, son? (> a You're right, son. You are foolish. UUUu

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Troll Dad: There are wild boar with tusks all over this area. They are leadly and aggressive! See those boar tracks weety? There must be dozens of boars. . ." 杠a 5yr. old me. Night has fallen. The LATER bathrooms are a 1/2 acre away I march off like a little boss "Be careful, honey!" Mark Unrau 2009 As I walk out of the bathroom into the night. . . . *CRASH THUMP THUMP CRACKLE* LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!! Le bush *La Mom *I make it back alive and tell mom all about it. . . Troll Dad arrives out。f breath* 311 pad a "You know what? I think we got a track and field star here! Nothing alive could have caught that child! I'm proud of you sweety!" I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS ABOUT TO ENDTHIS IS FUN FOR YOU?! MY DADDY IS PROUD OF ME
Troll Dad: There are wild boar with tusks all over this area. They are leadly and aggressive! See those boar tracks weety? There must be dozens of boars. . ." 杠a 5yr. old me. Night has fallen. The LATER bathrooms are a 1/2 acre away I march off like a little boss "Be careful, honey!" Mark Unrau 2009 As I walk out of the bathroom into the night. . . . *CRASH THUMP THUMP CRACKLE* LUDICROUS SPEED GO!!! Le bush *La Mom *I make it back alive and tell mom all about it. . . Troll Dad arrives out。f breath* 311 pad a "You know what? I think we got a track and field star here! Nothing alive could have caught that child! I'm proud of you sweety!" I THOUGHT MY LIFE WAS ABOUT TO ENDTHIS IS FUN FOR YOU?! MY DADDY IS PROUD OF ME

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"I just wanna see if you "Hey son, can you show can do it." me how to juggle?" "What...? Why?" "I can't right now, I don't have any balls" rS
"I just wanna see if you "Hey son, can you show can do it." me how to juggle?" "What...? Why?" "I can't right now, I don't have any balls" rS

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hey dad! what's the little guy up to now? le moi Well, let's see. . . *my le dad returning from baby-sitting my nephew Oh, cool! He's up to about here. *points to about mid-thigh height* .. .wait. Well f--- me...
hey dad! what's the little guy up to now? le moi Well, let's see. . . *my le dad returning from baby-sitting my nephew Oh, cool! He's up to about here. *points to about mid-thigh height* .. .wait. Well f--- me...

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*me on my macbook pro *Suddenly my wild troll dad appears. .. He kicks my beanbag which moves my macbook nearljy making it fall "Bu..But you. . kicked" "Oi! Watch what you're doing i,l with that laptop! You better be careful!" *my father
*me on my macbook pro *Suddenly my wild troll dad appears. .. He kicks my beanbag which moves my macbook nearljy making it fall "Bu..But you. . kicked" "Oi! Watch what you're doing i,l with that laptop! You better be careful!" *my father

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My brother had a bad habit of wandering off in stores as a kid. One day, he wandered oft too far in the grocery store. *dad* Stop wandering off. . . lil bro* me* Suddenly my dad throws me over his shoulder and runs out the And then runs to the car, throws me in, and moves it in store without my bro knowing... the parking lot so its not visible to the front door, but we can see it still. now we wait.. . *bro runs outside freaking out* Oh, we found you son! We almost forgot about you! Next time I WON'T come back looking kay daddy! We just told our monm after 1ike 10+ years. She was not amused And he never did it again. YOU DID WHAAAT???
My brother had a bad habit of wandering off in stores as a kid. One day, he wandered oft too far in the grocery store. *dad* Stop wandering off. . . lil bro* me* Suddenly my dad throws me over his shoulder and runs out the And then runs to the car, throws me in, and moves it in store without my bro knowing... the parking lot so its not visible to the front door, but we can see it still. now we wait.. . *bro runs outside freaking out* Oh, we found you son! We almost forgot about you! Next time I WON'T come back looking kay daddy! We just told our monm after 1ike 10+ years. She was not amused And he never did it again. YOU DID WHAAAT???

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. .Mowing the lawn like a boss. Just have to blow the leaves off then 111 be done When suddenly.. . ey son make sure give it a good B------- バ
. .Mowing the lawn like a boss. Just have to blow the leaves off then 111 be done When suddenly.. . ey son make sure give it a good B------- バ

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Me, trying to start a convo So dad, know any good jokes? Ya, you. Im a joke?
Me, trying to start a convo So dad, know any good jokes? Ya, you. Im a joke?

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le dacd Thank you sweetheart! It's so cute! le mum Hey babe, I got a little present for you Look at our new sweet kitty. It's called Whisky. Whisky!? Where are you?1? Come to mumy! Whisky!? Whisky? le next day feeding time Whisky! Whisky! Where are you!:? le me derpin over to a friend in the neighborhood suddenly a wild mum appears Hello Derp, how are you? Are you feelin fine? Do vou need something? Is everything alright at home? Yeah, thank you! everything is alright! Is Derp upstairs? Hey Derp! What's up? Nothing, what about you? everything alright? I heard my parents talking about your mum and her little problem What do you mean "problem"? Her little Whisky problem? BAD POKER FACE Problem?
le dacd Thank you sweetheart! It's so cute! le mum Hey babe, I got a little present for you Look at our new sweet kitty. It's called Whisky. Whisky!? Where are you?1? Come to mumy! Whisky!? Whisky? le next day feeding time Whisky! Whisky! Where are you!:? le me derpin over to a friend in the neighborhood suddenly a wild mum appears Hello Derp, how are you? Are you feelin fine? Do vou need something? Is everything alright at home? Yeah, thank you! everything is alright! Is Derp upstairs? Hey Derp! What's up? Nothing, what about you? everything alright? I heard my parents talking about your mum and her little problem What do you mean "problem"? Her little Whisky problem? BAD POKER FACE Problem?

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le me, age ,and my dad eating dinner I lean back and forth, rocking my chair. *le chair le crush le dad' s foot (Dad screams in pain) GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW kle sudden idea leaves Trolldad mode ACTIVATED *le pours ketchup Son,could you please come back in? I would like to show you something." "Yes, father?" I see "bloody" foot "I'm so sorry dad! I didn't mean to hurt your foot so bad!" (I start crying) "It's ok son. ..I just have one more question." "Would you like some ketchup?" Wait.. .that looks like. . . UUUu
le me, age ,and my dad eating dinner I lean back and forth, rocking my chair. *le chair le crush le dad' s foot (Dad screams in pain) GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW kle sudden idea leaves Trolldad mode ACTIVATED *le pours ketchup Son,could you please come back in? I would like to show you something." "Yes, father?" I see "bloody" foot "I'm so sorry dad! I didn't mean to hurt your foot so bad!" (I start crying) "It's ok son. ..I just have one more question." "Would you like some ketchup?" Wait.. .that looks like. . . UUUu

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*le 8 year old me and dad walking through downtow Derp City When suddenly a wild street evangelist appears CAN'T SAVE AASs YOUR TEL YOU. FO0 YOU. YQ YOU. D HERP CAIN BLAH BLAH BL BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH B ONLY GOD T SAVE ER CAN'T SAVE SAVE YOU YOU. BLAH BLAH BLAH BIG SAVE YOU 0014711 BUDWEISER CAN' T SAVE YOU!!! *le dad yells across the street That's where you're wrong! Budweiser! Woohoo! le dad finds $50 on the ground. Look, Herp. I found some beer money on the LATER True Story Beer
*le 8 year old me and dad walking through downtow Derp City When suddenly a wild street evangelist appears CAN'T SAVE AASs YOUR TEL YOU. FO0 YOU. YQ YOU. D HERP CAIN BLAH BLAH BL BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH B ONLY GOD T SAVE ER CAN'T SAVE SAVE YOU YOU. BLAH BLAH BLAH BIG SAVE YOU 0014711 BUDWEISER CAN' T SAVE YOU!!! *le dad yells across the street That's where you're wrong! Budweiser! Woohoo! le dad finds $50 on the ground. Look, Herp. I found some beer money on the LATER True Story Beer

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Dad, can you help me pleasesKnow what else assignment is so 15 intense. is intents son? I don't know... What? Camping! UUu RAGE BUILDER.COM
Dad, can you help me pleasesKnow what else assignment is so 15 intense. is intents son? I don't know... What? Camping! UUu RAGE BUILDER.COM

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Hey son! You hould lunch with us on labor day k dad, sound Hey son. Since you're alread here. . . how about helping us haul stuff in your truck for 4 hours It wouldn't be labor day without a little bit of labor, eh??? Uwu Okay
Hey son! You hould lunch with us on labor day k dad, sound Hey son. Since you're alread here. . . how about helping us haul stuff in your truck for 4 hours It wouldn't be labor day without a little bit of labor, eh??? Uwu Okay

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This is one of my favorite t- shirts *le me (musician) wearing t- shirt like a baus... SUPPORT LOCAL MUS SLEEP WITH A MUSICIAN tle poorly drawn t-shirt I'm wearing it around the house one day. . When suddenly, my dad walks up to me "Son, I have a question. .." "Why do you wear that shirt all the time?" "Well that's interesting.. ." "I guess because I think it's funny. . ." "BECAUSE IT SURE AIN' T HELPING!" UUUu How does he know?! "Wait..."
This is one of my favorite t- shirts *le me (musician) wearing t- shirt like a baus... SUPPORT LOCAL MUS SLEEP WITH A MUSICIAN tle poorly drawn t-shirt I'm wearing it around the house one day. . When suddenly, my dad walks up to me "Son, I have a question. .." "Why do you wear that shirt all the time?" "Well that's interesting.. ." "I guess because I think it's funny. . ." "BECAUSE IT SURE AIN' T HELPING!" UUUu How does he know?! "Wait..."

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