Virgin vs. Chad - Images
So a priest and an inquisitor walk into a bar the other day...
![Virgin 21st Century Priest Chad 16th Century Inquisitor VS badass hat hands always primed scared of wears a wack-ass for killing protestants gay people dress, all black, no life dumb tiny cross, no one hunts witches for can even see it not actually fun every day a virgin, touches blood-red robes kids for intimidation has little to no cellibate, still gets extreme political and social influence in most of political lets scientists off hella bitches power the hook Europe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/838/523.png)
![Virgin 21st Century Priest Chad 16th Century Inquisitor VS badass hat hands always primed scared of wears a wack-ass for killing protestants gay people dress, all black, no life dumb tiny cross, no one hunts witches for can even see it not actually fun every day a virgin, touches blood-red robes kids for intimidation has little to no cellibate, still gets extreme political and social influence in most of political lets scientists off hella bitches power the hook Europe](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/838/523.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
We all know which is a much better streaming service.
![DisNEyt HBOMAX Insipid family-friendly fare Mr. Boogedy Complex HB0 dramas for mature audiences Only a handful of Marvel movies due to licensing restrictions Every Superman and Batman film from the past 40 years Citizen Kane Crappy Hulu bundle Disney Channel Original Movies The entire Ghibli Film Collection Classic cinema from BAZINGA! The full run of Bonkers the vast Warner Bros. Doesn't have The Muppet Show film library Nearly 50 seasons of Sesame Street No additional cost for HBO Now subscribers Plus: Propaganda like One Day At Disney Dull navy blue colour scheme Most of the TGIF lineup is missing Stupid name akin to Google+ Bugs Bunny relegated to a small cameo in Who Framed Roger Rabbit Gripping CNN documentaries MAX ORIGINALS: Vibrant purple color scheme Exclusive home of beloved sitcoms like Friends New anime every quarter curated by the experts at Crunchyroll 20+ years of Descriptive name consistent with branding An abundance of shorts, TV shows, and feature Modern Simpsons films starring Bugs Bunny Dune Star Wars](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/834/979.png)
![DisNEyt HBOMAX Insipid family-friendly fare Mr. Boogedy Complex HB0 dramas for mature audiences Only a handful of Marvel movies due to licensing restrictions Every Superman and Batman film from the past 40 years Citizen Kane Crappy Hulu bundle Disney Channel Original Movies The entire Ghibli Film Collection Classic cinema from BAZINGA! The full run of Bonkers the vast Warner Bros. Doesn't have The Muppet Show film library Nearly 50 seasons of Sesame Street No additional cost for HBO Now subscribers Plus: Propaganda like One Day At Disney Dull navy blue colour scheme Most of the TGIF lineup is missing Stupid name akin to Google+ Bugs Bunny relegated to a small cameo in Who Framed Roger Rabbit Gripping CNN documentaries MAX ORIGINALS: Vibrant purple color scheme Exclusive home of beloved sitcoms like Friends New anime every quarter curated by the experts at Crunchyroll 20+ years of Descriptive name consistent with branding An abundance of shorts, TV shows, and feature Modern Simpsons films starring Bugs Bunny Dune Star Wars](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/834/979.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin buying a mac
![The virgin The chad pc Thad hackintosh Мас Windows will probably support your hardware setup Works all the time Goes together like legos Reverse bootcamp Probably never been done on your specific setup Easy to use OUCH! Might need to contact Microsoft or part vender for support Good customer Needs time to setup support manually to make sure all features work like iMessage an usb and iCloud Need to buy specific hardware to make sure all features work right Windows usually supports new components Doesn't neo like wifi much knowledge of computers Mild troubleshooting if something doesn't work right Will need to manually modify config files](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/690/67b.jpg)
![The virgin The chad pc Thad hackintosh Мас Windows will probably support your hardware setup Works all the time Goes together like legos Reverse bootcamp Probably never been done on your specific setup Easy to use OUCH! Might need to contact Microsoft or part vender for support Good customer Needs time to setup support manually to make sure all features work like iMessage an usb and iCloud Need to buy specific hardware to make sure all features work right Windows usually supports new components Doesn't neo like wifi much knowledge of computers Mild troubleshooting if something doesn't work right Will need to manually modify config files](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/690/67b.jpg)
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Anime: Virgin Japan v. CHAD AMERICA
![Great storylines Slapstick and timing humor Featuring emotional Obscure cultural teenagers references Relatable Emphasis on individual growth characters Even one Nose bleeds instead of hard-ons about Shogi? The hell is Shogi? Virgin Japanese Anime Chad American Anime](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/678/0c3.png)
![Great storylines Slapstick and timing humor Featuring emotional Obscure cultural teenagers references Relatable Emphasis on individual growth characters Even one Nose bleeds instead of hard-ons about Shogi? The hell is Shogi? Virgin Japanese Anime Chad American Anime](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/678/0c3.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Vamdemon vs Etemon
![The virgin vampire THE CHAD MONKEY Resurrects almost 30 episodes after his death, falling like a meteorite that devastates everything in the middle of the Puppetmon arc, robbing him of the leading role. Cool sunglasses F----- Mask Does not appear practically in all his arc except at the end. Needs to be out of sunlight like a huge nerd. His only minions are Demidevimon and a few Bakemon, all the others were recluted by Tailmon Has a mobile disco with his own face pulled by a triceratop and a He is a tribute to Elvis Presley. network that extends over a whole continent. In the original Digimon World he needs to be saved 3 times. His rival is his bitch. In the original Digimon World, they throw him out of the city for trying to set up his own harem. His two evolutions are ugly and grotesque. A vampire, how original. Datamon tries desesperetly kill him. Only makes him stronger. Generic motivations. Has a dusty castle that ends up in pieces. His evolutions are a 2.0 metallic version even more M------------ hilarious desing. badass and practically indestructible of himself. The other is a king. Can't choose if he's a vampire or a demon. In 02 he literally dies due the ridiculous dreams of a bunch of brats. Looks so gay seems take out from Jojo's Wants to kill the digidestined just to make clear who's in charge. Kills Leomon before it was mainstream, Uses nerd cards. The entire Jurassic Park is under his command. creating a tradition in the series that lasts until today. Because of him 02 has the cringeiest ending ever. He had the 8th digimon in front of him for years and did not realise.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/852/381/d1c.jpg)
![The virgin vampire THE CHAD MONKEY Resurrects almost 30 episodes after his death, falling like a meteorite that devastates everything in the middle of the Puppetmon arc, robbing him of the leading role. Cool sunglasses F----- Mask Does not appear practically in all his arc except at the end. Needs to be out of sunlight like a huge nerd. His only minions are Demidevimon and a few Bakemon, all the others were recluted by Tailmon Has a mobile disco with his own face pulled by a triceratop and a He is a tribute to Elvis Presley. network that extends over a whole continent. In the original Digimon World he needs to be saved 3 times. His rival is his bitch. In the original Digimon World, they throw him out of the city for trying to set up his own harem. His two evolutions are ugly and grotesque. A vampire, how original. Datamon tries desesperetly kill him. Only makes him stronger. Generic motivations. Has a dusty castle that ends up in pieces. His evolutions are a 2.0 metallic version even more M------------ hilarious desing. badass and practically indestructible of himself. The other is a king. Can't choose if he's a vampire or a demon. In 02 he literally dies due the ridiculous dreams of a bunch of brats. Looks so gay seems take out from Jojo's Wants to kill the digidestined just to make clear who's in charge. Kills Leomon before it was mainstream, Uses nerd cards. The entire Jurassic Park is under his command. creating a tradition in the series that lasts until today. Because of him 02 has the cringeiest ending ever. He had the 8th digimon in front of him for years and did not realise.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/381/d1c.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Quirky vs Chad Psychopath
![Virgin Quirky Chad Psychopath actually special (in a f----- up way) will murder you in cold blood for not laughing at his jokes thinks he's special all his jokes revolve around potatoes desperately tries to be funny people around him use laughter as a coping mechanism CRAZY! hallucinations so strong you start seeing them actually just insufferable 'what is your favorite color of an alphabet? xddd' stares into your very soul making it impossible to not laugh all anecdotes come from the voices in his head *holds up spork* my name is t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!! people just laugh at him isn't edgy, genuinely doesn't understand why 9/11 is not funny](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/851/314/9c2.jpg)
![Virgin Quirky Chad Psychopath actually special (in a f----- up way) will murder you in cold blood for not laughing at his jokes thinks he's special all his jokes revolve around potatoes desperately tries to be funny people around him use laughter as a coping mechanism CRAZY! hallucinations so strong you start seeing them actually just insufferable 'what is your favorite color of an alphabet? xddd' stares into your very soul making it impossible to not laugh all anecdotes come from the voices in his head *holds up spork* my name is t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!! people just laugh at him isn't edgy, genuinely doesn't understand why 9/11 is not funny](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/851/314/9c2.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Confucius Vs. Chad Laozi
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Man vs. The Chad Woman
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad Gadya
Virgin vs. Chad
Samsara
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Virgin vs. Chad
Fantasy Chads
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Virgin vs. Chad
Know the difference. It could save your life.
![Why be a man, when you can be a fish?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/850/624/629.jpg)
![Why be a man, when you can be a fish?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/850/624/629.jpg)
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Virgin Drawing Tablet v. CHAD MOUSE
![The virgin drawing The chad mouse. tablet can withstand a lot of abuse. breaks easily. Never gets dusty. No drivers needed. Gimmicky used by furries, Used by business men and successful crappy drivers weebs and basement people. Simple the gets dusty like dwellers way it should be. h--------.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/849/574/690.png)
![The virgin drawing The chad mouse. tablet can withstand a lot of abuse. breaks easily. Never gets dusty. No drivers needed. Gimmicky used by furries, Used by business men and successful crappy drivers weebs and basement people. Simple the gets dusty like dwellers way it should be. h--------.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/849/574/690.png)
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Virgin 2d v. CHAD 3D
![The Chad 3D The Virgin 2D Could ascend to the 4th dimension, but he stays Simulates true, real women. Pretty much the same thing "I prefer 2D girls" Can't afford the 3rd axis humble No depth True Went to Depth CalArts, Studied the 3rd Can be thinks he's dimension since drawn by hot s--- infancy. From SFM to Blender. Focused on for children hours by expert 3D artists](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/849/572/629.jpg)
![The Chad 3D The Virgin 2D Could ascend to the 4th dimension, but he stays Simulates true, real women. Pretty much the same thing "I prefer 2D girls" Can't afford the 3rd axis humble No depth True Went to Depth CalArts, Studied the 3rd Can be thinks he's dimension since drawn by hot s--- infancy. From SFM to Blender. Focused on for children hours by expert 3D artists](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/849/572/629.jpg)
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21st Century Virgin v. 14TH CENTURY CHAD
![21st Century Virgin 14th Century Chad Has 3 different Mental illness hasn't mental disorders even been invented yet Has greatest quality of life in history, still hates his life Terrible quality of life, still perfectly happy All he needs is his faith in the Good Lord Believes everything the media tells him Everyone loses Half of Europe dies from plague, business as usual their s--- over a <.1% death rate disease](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/849/014/b89.jpg)
![21st Century Virgin 14th Century Chad Has 3 different Mental illness hasn't mental disorders even been invented yet Has greatest quality of life in history, still hates his life Terrible quality of life, still perfectly happy All he needs is his faith in the Good Lord Believes everything the media tells him Everyone loses Half of Europe dies from plague, business as usual their s--- over a <.1% death rate disease](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/849/014/b89.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Walking v. JUMPING
!["Sigh" "Weeee!" Avoids others greetings Looks at OUCH! Reddit every other step First of way faster mode of his friends to do it self transport Steps in animal dung Quick end Chad Jumping Virgin Walking on a Sidewalk off a Cliff](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/849/013/6e7.png)
!["Sigh" "Weeee!" Avoids others greetings Looks at OUCH! Reddit every other step First of way faster mode of his friends to do it self transport Steps in animal dung Quick end Chad Jumping Virgin Walking on a Sidewalk off a Cliff](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/849/013/6e7.png)
Virgin vs. Chad