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Virgin US Soldier v. CHAD AUSSIE DIGGER

VS Chad Aussie Digger Virgin U.S Soldier wears this s----- helmet cause hes a little p---- bitch wears a hat cause he isnt afraid of dying uses superior bullpup EF88 stabs enemy with his bayonet 95% of the time the sissy is so pale cause he never got deployed LINET dull and boring multicam great trigger discipline cant even hold a gun tanned as f--- cause he's always outside training, cant wait for his next trip overseas M4 is hard to maintain and properly lol Camouflage is colourful and happy, often called "jelly bean" or "Bunny ears" but it also has several massive cocks on it inaccurate in comparison to the Styer runs away from animals like a baby boots are uncomfortable and must be kept shiny shoots Emus and kangaroos for target practice comfy boots also blend into ground, no need to clean them either
VS Chad Aussie Digger Virgin U.S Soldier wears this s----- helmet cause hes a little p---- bitch wears a hat cause he isnt afraid of dying uses superior bullpup EF88 stabs enemy with his bayonet 95% of the time the sissy is so pale cause he never got deployed LINET dull and boring multicam great trigger discipline cant even hold a gun tanned as f--- cause he's always outside training, cant wait for his next trip overseas M4 is hard to maintain and properly lol Camouflage is colourful and happy, often called "jelly bean" or "Bunny ears" but it also has several massive cocks on it inaccurate in comparison to the Styer runs away from animals like a baby boots are uncomfortable and must be kept shiny shoots Emus and kangaroos for target practice comfy boots also blend into ground, no need to clean them either

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE MAD

The Mad (version A) Weapons of choice is a hair clipper Constantly screams pretty cool ngl Bit his own ear off again FREAKY Has schizophrenia Stabbed Chad with a hammer Gets infinite chicks W-- Mad? Even doctors don't know w-- is wrong with him Beat a dog to death because it had hair P----- himself
The Mad (version A) Weapons of choice is a hair clipper Constantly screams pretty cool ngl Bit his own ear off again FREAKY Has schizophrenia Stabbed Chad with a hammer Gets infinite chicks W-- Mad? Even doctors don't know w-- is wrong with him Beat a dog to death because it had hair P----- himself

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Empire History [Virgin v. Chad edition]

Only thing saving him is being the only empire here from the Americas Tried to invade Russia Plagued by civil war and political strife Just here so l Only slightly better cuz it lasted ~1000 years in winter can spite that guy Last emperor was a f------ six year old Hated communism, was Brought to its knees by a short French boi Tried to fit diverse peoples into a single nation No ones even basically Diet Communism Only lasted about heard of him 10 years Only lasted about 10 years Cucked by Japanese Plagued by civil wars and infighting I hate you Small d---- Imao Killed Cut a deal with the J--- to millions of people become a puppet in order to survive, died anyway Couldnt choose between pope or emperor The Wraith The Grand Wizard The Neckbeard The Wizard Holy Roman Empire The Incel Great Moravian Empire Third Reich Gran Colombia Qing Dynasty Cucked by Ottomans Lost America, got back up and did even better than last time No one really cares Only Reich to have colonies Had so much gold he literally devalued global currencies. First one to colonize, about him still was beat by Spain to So confident that he gave Austria-Hungary unwavering support Destroyed Fought off 4000 Zulus with 130 men America Hasn't Zanzibar in Beat to India been relevant Made a beautiful 38 minutes Imao (look up Battle of Rorke's Drift) and China by since 1400s kingdom our of a Beat to the the British desert s------- Steady decline after East Indies 1800s Handed Germany by the Dutch Had the balls to Turned the One of the least significant colonial powers in history Never lost the Sudetenland without Middle of the шош fight a war on two fronts, was able Irish into territory from the war, even asking Czechoslovakia, absolute power move road, average Pretty good as an Empire his bitch Empire Only put so to hold a stalemate only from the TOV low cuz many Kept his military bases on Cyprus just to f--- with them others were significantly better The Virgin Portuguese Empire Called "sick man of Europe" as a polite way of saying "just die already" The Basic Ottoman Empire The Chad The Gigachad British Empire The Brad Mali Empire German Empire Has his little friends, Blocked all non-Soviet the Chadsaw Pact Jesus Christ, he's huge Imperialist power, airlines from his airspace Plagued by civil wars and infighting, Rome was still one of the most stable cities in the world Forced Japan to open up its country under threat of violence was never an Just conquered, didn't care Empire Directly responsible for the spread of the plague Survived for Fabricated the Destroyed the Jewish temple three times, did NOT give a f--- USS Maine incident, declared war on Spain anyway. more than 1000 years in the East Conquered and brutalized while having the NERVE to say he wasn't an Empire Its successor states went on to form the Properly incorporated multiple cultures Only reason Ottomans we're able to take out Did horrible s---, Allies looked past 0000 greatest civilizations in history 0000 0 000 O000 the Byzantines Uト it Went 800 years without Rome being sacked Billions of people today can trace roots to Ghengis Khan F----- the Polish Defeated Spain in Doesn't need a good army, The Thad The Lad The Dad The Gad Soviet Union four months the Russian Winter is all Roman Empire he needs Mongol Empire USA Just destroyed planets, didn't car Blatently xenophobic to aliens, no one Incomprehensibly cares massive Leader is literally in tune with the life blood of the universe, basically immortal The NAD Galactic Empire ঃ३
Only thing saving him is being the only empire here from the Americas Tried to invade Russia Plagued by civil war and political strife Just here so l Only slightly better cuz it lasted ~1000 years in winter can spite that guy Last emperor was a f------ six year old Hated communism, was Brought to its knees by a short French boi Tried to fit diverse peoples into a single nation No ones even basically Diet Communism Only lasted about heard of him 10 years Only lasted about 10 years Cucked by Japanese Plagued by civil wars and infighting I hate you Small d---- Imao Killed Cut a deal with the J--- to millions of people become a puppet in order to survive, died anyway Couldnt choose between pope or emperor The Wraith The Grand Wizard The Neckbeard The Wizard Holy Roman Empire The Incel Great Moravian Empire Third Reich Gran Colombia Qing Dynasty Cucked by Ottomans Lost America, got back up and did even better than last time No one really cares Only Reich to have colonies Had so much gold he literally devalued global currencies. First one to colonize, about him still was beat by Spain to So confident that he gave Austria-Hungary unwavering support Destroyed Fought off 4000 Zulus with 130 men America Hasn't Zanzibar in Beat to India been relevant Made a beautiful 38 minutes Imao (look up Battle of Rorke's Drift) and China by since 1400s kingdom our of a Beat to the the British desert s------- Steady decline after East Indies 1800s Handed Germany by the Dutch Had the balls to Turned the One of the least significant colonial powers in history Never lost the Sudetenland without Middle of the шош fight a war on two fronts, was able Irish into territory from the war, even asking Czechoslovakia, absolute power move road, average Pretty good as an Empire his bitch Empire Only put so to hold a stalemate only from the TOV low cuz many Kept his military bases on Cyprus just to f--- with them others were significantly better The Virgin Portuguese Empire Called "sick man of Europe" as a polite way of saying "just die already" The Basic Ottoman Empire The Chad The Gigachad British Empire The Brad Mali Empire German Empire Has his little friends, Blocked all non-Soviet the Chadsaw Pact Jesus Christ, he's huge Imperialist power, airlines from his airspace Plagued by civil wars and infighting, Rome was still one of the most stable cities in the world Forced Japan to open up its country under threat of violence was never an Just conquered, didn't care Empire Directly responsible for the spread of the plague Survived for Fabricated the Destroyed the Jewish temple three times, did NOT give a f--- USS Maine incident, declared war on Spain anyway. more than 1000 years in the East Conquered and brutalized while having the NERVE to say he wasn't an Empire Its successor states went on to form the Properly incorporated multiple cultures Only reason Ottomans we're able to take out Did horrible s---, Allies looked past 0000 greatest civilizations in history 0000 0 000 O000 the Byzantines Uト it Went 800 years without Rome being sacked Billions of people today can trace roots to Ghengis Khan F----- the Polish Defeated Spain in Doesn't need a good army, The Thad The Lad The Dad The Gad Soviet Union four months the Russian Winter is all Roman Empire he needs Mongol Empire USA Just destroyed planets, didn't car Blatently xenophobic to aliens, no one Incomprehensibly cares massive Leader is literally in tune with the life blood of the universe, basically immortal The NAD Galactic Empire ঃ३

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Different songs where titles of each song have the word, "MAN."

The Thad Ocean Man The LAD Ramblin Man The Virgin Piano Man "TAKE ME BY THE HAND HELP The Chad Rocket Man misses his wife and kids; family "it's just my job five days a week"; humble Lad actually convinced a woman to marry him... ... and ran away on her. ME invades his friends' personal lives to UNDERSTAND thinks he's better than man was in the credits everyone of the Spongebob movie write his W-- Lad? RAMBLI MAN songs not the man they think he is at home soft, reflective; but still beautiful and HANK actually thinks people go to a f------ BAR to hear him sing sad music brings makes everyone WILLIAMS ptimistic music makes people ponder their place in this world namesake of Elton INKICENA homoerotic in the manliest way depressed John's movie you do realize that was probably your only shot at happiness right? "Oh I'm a ramblin man" No, Lad. It sounds to ME like a lady gave your grotesque ass a chance, and you got cocky. Thinking you could tame more strange. IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!! you broke her heart, dude. you really DID go too far Billy Joel HATES this everybody wants to see his WEEN song cheerful, fun song that makes everyone happy idk who Ween even is but this song is fire this time. F---!
The Thad Ocean Man The LAD Ramblin Man The Virgin Piano Man "TAKE ME BY THE HAND HELP The Chad Rocket Man misses his wife and kids; family "it's just my job five days a week"; humble Lad actually convinced a woman to marry him... ... and ran away on her. ME invades his friends' personal lives to UNDERSTAND thinks he's better than man was in the credits everyone of the Spongebob movie write his W-- Lad? RAMBLI MAN songs not the man they think he is at home soft, reflective; but still beautiful and HANK actually thinks people go to a f------ BAR to hear him sing sad music brings makes everyone WILLIAMS ptimistic music makes people ponder their place in this world namesake of Elton INKICENA homoerotic in the manliest way depressed John's movie you do realize that was probably your only shot at happiness right? "Oh I'm a ramblin man" No, Lad. It sounds to ME like a lady gave your grotesque ass a chance, and you got cocky. Thinking you could tame more strange. IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!!! you broke her heart, dude. you really DID go too far Billy Joel HATES this everybody wants to see his WEEN song cheerful, fun song that makes everyone happy idk who Ween even is but this song is fire this time. F---!

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The Virgin Fishing v. THE CHAD HARPOON

The Virgin Fishing The Chad Harpoon Puny arms from never catching fish Full of conviction Great way to impress Stacys Lacks conviction Even virgin fish aren't interested, pathetic Full body workout Ear shattering scream can be heard for many miles Chad's fishing technique moistens local aquatic Stacys, leading to a measurable rise in sea levels Wouldn't even know what to do if he Incredible caught one accuracy Wishes he had a bulge so he could harpoon like Chad. Its okay virgin, maybe one day (lol, nah) Just look at that The boots stay ON raw power Thinks about jumping, doesn't have the bulge to follow through "poon" haha Virgin fish just appreciates being included, recognises this is a great way to go
The Virgin Fishing The Chad Harpoon Puny arms from never catching fish Full of conviction Great way to impress Stacys Lacks conviction Even virgin fish aren't interested, pathetic Full body workout Ear shattering scream can be heard for many miles Chad's fishing technique moistens local aquatic Stacys, leading to a measurable rise in sea levels Wouldn't even know what to do if he Incredible caught one accuracy Wishes he had a bulge so he could harpoon like Chad. Its okay virgin, maybe one day (lol, nah) Just look at that The boots stay ON raw power Thinks about jumping, doesn't have the bulge to follow through "poon" haha Virgin fish just appreciates being included, recognises this is a great way to go

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Virgin Based v. CHAD NOIDED

The Virgin Based The Chad Noided FAGA used by neckbeards cool outfit Brings back warm nostalgia of beloved character destroys s----- pizza from Domino's destroys braincells ironic? used by DEATH GRIPS. Bet haven't heard of them. They're like super underground. Literally the best hip-hop group you references mainstream, IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT G of all time. now irrelevant rapper unironic? use of the phrase has transcended has a video game irony boring, everyday sound dynamic and interesting dipthong
The Virgin Based The Chad Noided FAGA used by neckbeards cool outfit Brings back warm nostalgia of beloved character destroys s----- pizza from Domino's destroys braincells ironic? used by DEATH GRIPS. Bet haven't heard of them. They're like super underground. Literally the best hip-hop group you references mainstream, IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT G of all time. now irrelevant rapper unironic? use of the phrase has transcended has a video game irony boring, everyday sound dynamic and interesting dipthong

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Virgin College Student v. CHAD BRAINPOP VIEWER

The Virgin Going To College The Chad Watching BrainPOP Several teachers to Expensive Just Tim and Moby Completely free keep track of Only covers a few subjects Appeals to all ages, genders, Nerdy and nationalities Covers a wide range 2000 of fun subjects Takes several Made with the stunning years to Classes are only visuals of Adobe Flash complete Visually boring two to five minutes long Dynamic courses requested by Classes conform Epic robot learning to the job bro viewers market No sentient robots
The Virgin Going To College The Chad Watching BrainPOP Several teachers to Expensive Just Tim and Moby Completely free keep track of Only covers a few subjects Appeals to all ages, genders, Nerdy and nationalities Covers a wide range 2000 of fun subjects Takes several Made with the stunning years to Classes are only visuals of Adobe Flash complete Visually boring two to five minutes long Dynamic courses requested by Classes conform Epic robot learning to the job bro viewers market No sentient robots

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Virgin v. Chad Argument

Virgin Argument First of all, my waifu is NOT 12 years old. She is an ancient Dragon Godess who just happens to use the body of a pre- pubescent girl for appearance (1). To suggest otherwise is disrespectful towards her, and I OUCH! will not stand by and allow it. Furthermore, even if she was 12 and I felt attracted to her, it wouldn't be p---- philia but hebephilia, which is entirely different (2). In fact, some scientists even say it's normal to feel attracted to girls aged 12-14. Not saying that I am, but that's what I read online. SOURCE S; OUCH! (2) Alabautanime.com (U wihipedia.com /hebephilia SOURCE r ouCH! (2) Alaboy ne.com a.com/hebephilia CHAD Yikes! Yikes! (1) OUCH! SOURCE (1) Alabauranime com (J wihipedia.com /hebephilha (1) UR MOM
Virgin Argument First of all, my waifu is NOT 12 years old. She is an ancient Dragon Godess who just happens to use the body of a pre- pubescent girl for appearance (1). To suggest otherwise is disrespectful towards her, and I OUCH! will not stand by and allow it. Furthermore, even if she was 12 and I felt attracted to her, it wouldn't be p---- philia but hebephilia, which is entirely different (2). In fact, some scientists even say it's normal to feel attracted to girls aged 12-14. Not saying that I am, but that's what I read online. SOURCE S; OUCH! (2) Alabautanime.com (U wihipedia.com /hebephilia SOURCE r ouCH! (2) Alaboy ne.com a.com/hebephilia CHAD Yikes! Yikes! (1) OUCH! SOURCE (1) Alabauranime com (J wihipedia.com /hebephilha (1) UR MOM

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THE CHAD LAST SUPPER

TONKA
TONKA

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Virgin Boomer v. CHAD KABOOMER

Virgin boomer Chad BOOMer believes everything on Facebook short fuse complains about the next generation explosive temperament a blast to human frailty too p---- to go to war hang out with grenadier in Nam can blow down a wall bad hearing ugly shoe girls call him the bomb loud, makes you deaf
Virgin boomer Chad BOOMer believes everything on Facebook short fuse complains about the next generation explosive temperament a blast to human frailty too p---- to go to war hang out with grenadier in Nam can blow down a wall bad hearing ugly shoe girls call him the bomb loud, makes you deaf

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A Virgin v. Chad Fantasy Quest


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Virgin Mario vs. CHAD MICKEY

Don't take this seriously
Don't take this seriously

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New Leaf v. NEW HORIZONS

EDIT: Wow I can't believe a lot of people are upset over a simple joke. Relax New Leaf fans, it's satire.
EDIT: Wow I can't believe a lot of people are upset over a simple joke. Relax New Leaf fans, it's satire.

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Virgin Housecat v. CHAD TIGER


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Virgin Human v. CHAD ISLAND


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The Virgin Satanist v. The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist

The Virgin Satanist Vs The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist Tentacular appendage like in his favorite Henti Found true Basically just another Is really just an Atheist edgelord needing attention enlightenment through the deranged babbling and whispers in his retarded Religion dreams Most likely a p-------- Thinks there's a good/bad side of the universe but Knows that there is Preaches no such thing as good or evil just the malevolent howling only the Eldritch truth Just wants an chooses to worships the evil side. excuse to of the engage in carnal of the void mollusks Cosmos hedonism Worships Worships a "Fallen Angel", sounds gay as f--- Mental G`o'snah'zatorian the hospitals can't Ravager of Galaxies confine him forever
The Virgin Satanist Vs The Chad Lovecraftian Cultist Tentacular appendage like in his favorite Henti Found true Basically just another Is really just an Atheist edgelord needing attention enlightenment through the deranged babbling and whispers in his retarded Religion dreams Most likely a p-------- Thinks there's a good/bad side of the universe but Knows that there is Preaches no such thing as good or evil just the malevolent howling only the Eldritch truth Just wants an chooses to worships the evil side. excuse to of the engage in carnal of the void mollusks Cosmos hedonism Worships Worships a "Fallen Angel", sounds gay as f--- Mental G`o'snah'zatorian the hospitals can't Ravager of Galaxies confine him forever

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