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Axios Reports Nearly All Of Twitter's Key Metrics (Except Visits To Elon Musk's Profile) Have Tanked In The Past Year
The report suggests Twitter, or X, is hemorrhaging users, while those that remain are flocking to read Elon Musk's tweets.
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Panera's Charged Lemonade, Nicknamed 'Death Lemonade,' Contains So Much Caffeine It Allegedly Killed Someone
The beverage contains as much caffeine as a Red Bull and Monster energy drink combined, leading to many posts about its stimulant effects and backlash spreading on social media.
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Jay-Z Comments On '$500k Or Dinner With Jay-Z' Meme, Says Take The Money, Obviously
Finally, our long national debate is settled.
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George Santos Memes, Gets Hit With Community Note, Gets Mad About It
Santos blamed Elon Musk for slapping a Community Note onto his tweet, which is also inaccurate since the feature is community-driven.
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'Spider-Man 2' Will Fix Major Oopsie, Put Puerto Rican Flag In Miles Morales' Room Instead Of Cuban One
Miles Morales is famously of Puerto Rican heritage, not Cuban.
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Elon Musk Has Been Posting Critically Of Wikipedia, Offers $1 Billion To Buy It If They Change Name To 'Dickipedia'
After a slew of disparaging tweets over the last several days, many users suspect it's because Musk is unhappy with the content of his own Wikipedia page.
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Hiking Is Stocking The 'Conceptual Arsenal Of Capitalism,' In X's Latest Viral Discourse Debate
Wake up, sheeple. Walking is apparently now canceled, at least according to the latest scorching hot take on Twitter.
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Michigan State Drops Ball, Apologizes For Putting Adolf Hitler On Its Jumbotron During Football Game
MSU is very sorry for putting a giant picture of Hitler on the jumbotron at the football game, which it said was "inappropriate content by a third-party source."
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Jim Jordan Is Officially Off The Table As A Candidate For Speaker Of The House, Leading To Much Schadenfreude
Jim Jordan lost a third vote for House Speaker today, as well as losing even more support. Now Republicans have decided he's no longer up for the nomination as the House circus continues — much to the enjoyment of many.
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Ron DeSantis' Team Has Apparently Had Enough Of The 'Boots' Meme, Gets Into Argument With Conservative Influencer
DeSantis is flagging in the polls and his campaign is not taking kindly to jokes and rumors he is wearing high-heeled boots to inflate his height.
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Pro-Trump Influencer And Memer Douglass Mackey Charged With Election Interference For Posting Fake Hillary Clinton Ads Sentenced To Seven Months In Prison
Mackey posted a series of fake ads telling voters they could text or post on social media to vote for Clinton instead of showing up to polling booths in 2016, and seven years later, he now faces a seven-month prison sentence.
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Victoria's Secret Tweaks Business Plan To Focus On Sexiness, 'Get Woke, Go Broke' Crowd Celebrates
While several commenters are thrilled that the lingerie brand's apparent shift towards "wokeness" was a failure, the reality is a little more complicated than that.
