There comes a point in every man's life when he realizes his limit for getting "nuts," and for most of those men, that limit is much less than seven.
This fact of male biology has made a recent clip from adult entertainment actress Vicky Banxx go viral around social media. In the clip, Vicky states (on a fake "podcast" that's actually just a means to advertise her OnlyFans) that to keep her male romantic partner happy, she makes sure to give him six nuts a day, and seven if he's lucky.
I'll pass lol. Nothing about this sounds enticing. pic.twitter.com/zYyNYPLDFH
— TerrorChris🇯🇲🇯🇲 (@Da1nOnlyCMart) March 29, 2023
"Ladies, ya gotta give it up," Vicky said. "I please my man in every way. All the ways. Wake him up? He gets to nut. Before he leaves out the door? He's leaving with empty nuts." She also says she calls him on his work lunch break so that he can nut, feeds him dinner and gives him a nut, and then he gets one to two nuts before bed, depending on his luck.
Vicky's video began going viral when it hit Twitter on Wednesday, where a repost from Da1nOnlyCMart had men confessing that that is simply too many nuts.
Me when she's asking for the post-work nut 😭 https://t.co/urlGtAYG83 pic.twitter.com/b9UHjbpuYb
— Kivali 🇵🇸 (@chammy_255) March 31, 2023
When I hear her in the room getting ready for that after dinner nut
pic.twitter.com/jKntS5JiVi https://t.co/7EUjhLKA46— Just Relax Kid (@JustRelaxK1d) March 30, 2023
When she comes to my work to give me that lunchtime nut https://t.co/lLKsVF1ywd pic.twitter.com/uCp3NTTCB2
— Adrian 🇯🇲 (@adrianm_14) March 30, 2023
According to Healthline, there is technically no limit to how often a man can "get nuts" in a single day, and there are some methods, such as Kegels, that can help a man get more nuts.
Still, even some of the most optimistic scientists estimate the "nut limit" is "four-to-five a day," less than what Vicky says her partner purportedly receives.
With Vicky's story stuck in social media's mind, several posters recalled the perfect meme for this situation.
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