A new Natalie Portman supercut has joined our growing collection of pop culture megamixes, and features the young actress crying, a lot.

An update from the Single Serving Site Department:

DoNothingFor2Minutes.com, an online test to see if you can sit still in front of a soothing sunset background for two minutes without touching your mouse or keyboard. It's impossible.

I was told that if I did not confirm this entry, the building would be set on fire.

"Do I wish that I didn't get my picture taken while I was eating a sandwich on the streets of New York? Yeah."

- Keanu Reeves on "Sad Keanu" via BBC

Our ginger-headed hero Coppercab is back on the map! This time, he brings a heartfelt apology for the toils of slavery that his forefathers have forced upon African Americans. Oh my…