In this CCTV footage from a golf shop in Irvine, California, a man named "Ron" makes what could possibly be the most destructive entrance into any store ever, to which a clerk named "Bill" reacts with the calmest response ever.

This really stirs my sprinkles.

Without a fairy godmother to help her Cinderella has to rely on Tinder to find her prince.

"No sauce, no cheese and beef only on the left half of the pie" is the mother of all weird custom pizza instructions.