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O Anonymous 11/13/13(Wed)00:52 No.217910436 Replies: 321791075822217910806221791097622217911059221791132322217911514 File: 1384321 935870.png-(62 KB.227x221, 1376932299586.png)目。 Every time I play the sims, I start my family with a "painting goblin". I make him/her morbidly obese with green skin. I make sure to give him the following traits: likes to be alone >likes art >hates the outdoors The first thing I do once I have enough money, is build a small room in the basement, send him down there, and then remove the stairs. I set him up in a tiny little area with only an easel, a toilet, a refrigerator, a bed, a shower, and a trash bin. All he does all day is paint. That's it. He paints and paints and paints and paints. Eventually his paintings become very good and worth a lot of money. Every few minutes I go downstairs and sell whatever painting he has finished, and then I return to playing the game. My family always ends up feeling blessed because of their fortune, and they never find out about the horrible secret living beneath their home.

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