Notes:

You've been begging for this since 100 lines, so here it is.
For those of you who don't know, Out_of_con.txt is a collection of strange lines I've found throughout my internet escapades that I thought would be funny outside of it's original context.
The first time I mentioned it was here, and it had become a real list here.
I'm amazed people enjoyed this so much, to the point that they request I add specific lines, so thanks I guess.
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First 100 lines
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