Steven Universe - ...

You know, except for the fact that Garnet and Pearl act what we'd be considered to be motherly, Greg is most definitely acting in a way we'd consider to be a father-type guy, and Steven in the episode where he first meets Connie tries to impress her with his 'funky flow'.

But then again, this is Tumblr, and little things like facts don't get in the way of their delusions.