John Cena - John Cena in Doom

You can't kill what you can't see.

False. He spreads Floor 11 wherever he walks, and if you die on it you get launched into a Terry Trap featuring nothing but JOOOOHHHHNNN CEEEENAAAAAAAAaaaaa, coming to YOUR secret Military MOON BASE this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUN-DAAAAAaaaaay. He's riding out to the MARTIAN MOONS on a ONE-WAY ROCK AND ROLL ROCKET to SLUG IT OUT with the MINIONS OF HELL as he defends PLANET EARTH in a WINNER TAKES ALL TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH with DOOMGUY and the BARONS OF HELL, OVER a LAKE OF FI-RRrrrrre!

BE THERE, or BE DAMNED!