Five Nights at Freddy's - Bonnie Sanders vs. Donald Trump

"How could you take my opponent seriously ? He's not even wearing a suit !"

"I am, though. Sorry if I don't conform to the candidate attire. The bow is welded to the suit and the tie kept getting caught in my neck servos. And I've bent more than 10 flag pins out of shape before giving up on the idea."

"How can a machine even run for President ?!"

"I am sentient, I was built in the US. True I've been in service for less than 35 years but my oldest part, also US-made, is older than 35 years and I have manufacturing certificates as evidence."

"He's a goddamn socialist !"

"You use that term as if it were derogatory. I wasn't aware trying to fix our child poverty rate was a bad thing to do. I may be able to entertain a small number of children at a time, but if I am given the opportunity to improve the lives of thousands of others, I sure am going to take that opportunity without hesitation."

"He'll ruin the economy !"

"Because those children living in poverty have families, raising the minimum wage to 15$ an hour seems like a sensible thing to do. We'll just have to raises taxes for the very wealthy and reduce the wages of CEOs, bankers, night guards and hygiene inspectors."

"How can this thing protect our country against terrorism ?!"

"Facial recognition software."

"What ?"

"Scanning. Donald John Trump, born on 06/14/1946. Track record of lawsuits. Combover is actually…"

"STOP ! Say no more ! I quit ! Vote for this thing for all I care !"

Bonnie Sanders 2016 !
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