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Steven Universe - "Steven trying to properly introduce Lapis to Connie b/c they’ve never met in person before, and it goes horribly wrong"

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baldarek
baldarek

in reply to megasean3000

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Gems, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Rebellion worlds, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in fusion warfare and I’m the top fighter in the entire Homewrold forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Robonoids across the planet and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have the ability to control water and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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