What Celebs Look Like Without Fame
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![HEY [$!$!]S,
MY NAME IS SPAMTON G. SPAMTON AND I [Hate] EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE [Little Sponges], [Crying], LONELY [[Hearts]] WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY DOING [Total Jackass stunts]. YOU ARE EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER GOTTEN ANY [Hyperlink Blocked]? I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S FUN MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU LIVE AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER, BUT YOU ALL TAKE IT A WHOLE NEW [Level]. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN MAKING [Frozen Chicken].
DON'T BE A STRANGER. JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST [Deal]. I'M PRETTY MUCH A [[BIG SHOT]]. I WAS CAPTAIN OF THE [PIPIS] TEAM, AND STARTER ON MY [Bargain] TEAM. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, OTHER THAN "J------- TO NAKED DRAWN [Side Chicks]"? I ALSO GET ENL4RGED, AND HAVE A BANGING HOT [Hochi Mama]. (SHE JUST GAVE ME [Hyperlink Blocked]. S--- WAS SO KROMER). YOU ARE ALL [@$@]S WHO SHOULD JUST [Kill] YOURSELVES. THANKS FOR LISTENING.
[Pic] RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY [Kris].](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/227/251/a17.png "S--- Was So Kromer")
![File : 1290562525.jpg-(43 KB, 242x251) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:35:25 No.289494XXX [Reply] Hey F------, My name is John. File : 1290561632.jpg-(28 KB, 600x450) O Anonymous 11/23/10(Tue)20:20:32 No.289491XXX [Reply] Sup John, I'm calling you out My name is Frankie, and I f------ hate you. You're a dumb retarted no life who should kill yourself. I mean, yeah its fun coming on this site and making fun of the virgin neckbeards (i do it all the time brah), but my problem is that you're ONE of them. starter on the b-ball team? cap'n on the football team? boy, check these muscles out. you aint a baller like me. i'd pound your scrawny ass into the mud. btw, your "bitch" was photoshopped into that picture. i've seen hella shops on this site, and i know for a fact that your "bitch" was shopped in. Pic related: My woman and I. (You never put yourself first John. "Me and my bitch" is incorrect, learn to speak proper english you dumb f---)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/046/991/038.jpg "My name is frankie")
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![File 1297024938 ipg-(21 KB, 454x389) □Anonymous 02/06/11(Sun)15:42:18 No.307532324 [Reply] Hey Muggles My name is Harry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures that dont even move. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done any magic? mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inability to cast spells, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a squib. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the quidditch team, and seeker since my first year. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn mudbloods"? also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO magic). You are all muggles who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my witch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/097/436/761.jpg "761.jpg")
![4534 (43 KB, 242x251) Anonymous 01/09/11(Sun)23:37 No.15811 Reply] Hey F------ My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening Pic Related: It's me and my bitch □ Anonymous 01/09/11 (Sun)23:38 No.15940 15811 OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life's who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a f------ 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind r---- by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really dont give a s--- what you say only wrote this because it's fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time go tell someone who actually cares PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you f----- Anonymous 01/09/11 (Sun)23:42 No. 16172 cancer within cancer... it's like inception](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/094/900/cancer_cancer.png "cancer_cancer.png")
![File 1290047980 png-(120 KB, 315x237) Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)21:39 40 No. 2880240x Reply] Greetings peasents My name is Bishop Juan, and I know every single one of you did not expect the Spanish Inquisition. All of you are suspect of being heretics, jewish, or Muslims who spend ry second of their day straying further rom Christ. You are everything bad in the world and you WILL convert and repent. Honestly, have any of you ever been baptized? cry for your soul, I guess the trial will discover the truth about people like you. I will elevate you all, to a whole new level in the name of Christ Jesus. This not being a believer its even worse than having inappropriate thoughts throughout the day Don't be a heretic. Just hit me with your best confession. I'm pretty much one with the Lord. I was Cardninal of the Ballsackius Inus Rectumus team, and lead Inquisitor on my Choir Boy Sex Scandal. What false gods do you worship, other than "Buhhda, Allah, or the Torah? I also get results from my inquisitions, and have a very devout nun (She just blessed me, The prayer was SO divine). Your trials will be starting soon, and I want you to know if you are found guility, you will be punished. Thanks for listening. Lithogram Related: It's me and my nun](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/083/490/82f.png "82f.png")
![File 1284408678.ong 5 KB, 314x376) Anonymous 09/13/10 (Mon)16:11:18 No.271938XXX Reply] 20 Hey Functions My name is y=e x, and I feel sorry or each of every one o you. All o you are limited slow gro ng, excuses or equations who spend every second their day dreaming o gong to infinity. You are everything bad on the graph. Honestly, have any of you ever seen a function with a puncture? mean, Iguess it's fun making fun of graphs with tears or holes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a function with only one output. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have exponential growth which means I grow fast as s---. What routes do you take, other than "coming oh so close to that one number? 1 also grow towards infinity as my x values approach infinity, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just intersected me twice; S--- was SO defined) You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch (yx2)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/080/554/1288730884467.png "1288730884467.png")
![File 1287418703 ipg-(43 KB, 242x251) □ Anonymous 10/18/10(Mon)12:18:23 No 2805 14XXX [Reply] Hey F------ My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any p----? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "j------- to naked drawn Japanese people? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for istening Pic Related: It's me and my bitch □ Anonymous 10/18/10(Mon)12:20:32 No.2805140X everyday.... □ Anonymous 10/18/10(Mon)12:21:03 No.2805 140X John, ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your girlfriend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, Ive known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity, your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'l eventually be disappointed. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside. Also, if you read all this b-------, you just lost the game](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/078/156/untitled.JPG "untitled.JPG")
![File 1278330476g124 KB, 242x251) Anonymous 07/11/10(Sun)0241 No 66445XX Reply] My name is Fred, and I am hungry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, juicy, patties who spend every second of their day on the grill. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten bumed? I mean, I guess it's fun getting eaten by people because of your secret formula, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than that nasty s--- at the Chum Bucke Dont be disgusting Just hit me with your best shot. You're pretty much perfect. You were enjoyed by King Neptune, and Squidward Tentacles. What others have you been eaten by, other than "everyone in Bikini Bottom ? You also get straight A's in health inspections, and have a banging hot fryer (t just rewed up. S--- was SO cash). You are all delicious patties who should let me eat you. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my fryer, cause I am sure hungry for one- HELP! HELP! MY LEG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/189/762/266.jpg "266.jpg")
![File: 1330755854 ipg-(26 KB, 352x453) Anonymous (D: 3BMminTn) 03/03/12(Sat)01:24:14 No.384668528 [Reply] Hey dudes, My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? mean I'm sure it's fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy Don't be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I'm pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than "having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime"? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuf was sO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me Pic Related: It's me and my female friend Anonymous (ID: Uy9BvdA1) 03/03/12(Sat)01:25:38 No.384668745 Anonymous (ID: Q0EKEVC0) 03/03/12(Sat)01:28:18 No.384669137 Shameless self bump. You guys are too cool](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/261/748/8d3.jpg "8d3.jpg")
![个[-] SRST ASADBA Invasion Bot [+2][5] 24 points 3 hours ago (2510) 25 0 What about 's--- was cash' copypasta? Hey Shitlords My name is Dworkin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are neckbearded no- lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass links. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even heard about privilege? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on reddit. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate team, and have a business selling overpriced homophobic coffee mugs. What slacktivism do you do, other than "make fun of black people"? I also get straight A's, and have a feminist girlfriend (She just declared me ally; S--- was SO cash). You are all neckbeards who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/334/254/6ef.png "6ef.png")
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