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Oreos are the greatest thing in the world and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

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This is a thing that needs to happen. And I'd volunteer for that shit 100%

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This sounds like a crazy idea, but maybe we should make this into a meme.

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"Such is the power of the Sexual Jihad."

13% Open in tumblr Follow ABOUT THE SISTERHOOD Welcome! I know, I know. It's complicated. It doesn't sound right. It sounds twisted. This used to be a tumblr called "marriedwithsecrets." I'm a middle-aged MWM with a secret past and secret desire for submission, particularly submission to men. Incredibly, as if by divine providence, I and some others like me fell headlong into the more specific fantasy that we called "sexual jihad," where impressionable and inherently weak white boys like me are seduced and conquered by strong, dominant, Muslim Alpha Males and turned into feminized muslimah wives Sister Yasmine, the former femboyfaggot, launched a whole series of pictures about The Revolution," in which submissive Western males like us are converted to Islam and made over into the delightfully demure yet sexy muslimahs for our Arab rulers. That is how our sisterhood began. There was no way to know how this would resonate so strongly with others like us - submissive Western males who are already drawn to sissy fantasies and crossdressing I found the fantasy so compelling I imagine myself falling for a man, a dark and handsome Muslim man. In my dreams at the time, he was wealthy and powerful, dashing and mysterious. He skillfully seduced me, a would-be straight married white American. I fell deeply under his spell. His Alpha magnetism and sexual prowess insured that I was led inexorably into sexual servitude to him. First as his submissive toy, shamefully keeping my secret. Then, more and more, I become deeply involved, deeply in love, and subjugated to him. In this fantasy, I simply can't stop myself from submitting completely to the overwhelming masculine sexuality of my new Muslim Master. It's so wrong. Yet so right. He instructs me to wear modest clothing, as a Muslim woman would. Although not officially sanctioned, under his close instruction I convert to Islam. I am given a female Arabic name. I become so deeply lost in this world of submission, femininity and grace, and worshipful service, that I now live to serve him and to advance the cause of Sexual Jihad. Soon I am at his side in public, fully feminized, as his Muslim wife. I am encased in such beautiful clothing, feeling safe and content in my covering. My status plain for others to see, yet they might not realized that this demure muslimah was once a married Christian male. Such is the power of the Sexual Jihad.

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I bet she bathes in ketchup

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Sep 29, 2015 at 06:25PM EDT

I don't trust any packaging that looks like a Zero Punctuation slide.

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Sep 29, 2015 at 06:53PM EDT in reply to Jack the Dipper

"Dirty pressurized orange peasants."

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