Steven Universe - White diamond

I'm now kind of hoping White Diamond is the one who's just completely done with everything. 120% already checked out.

" sigh Gem dammit… Fucking Earth… stupid humans… Rose ruining everything… Yellow won't shut the hell up about it… Hate this place…" Think General Knoxx but in Gem form.

White Diamond- And our losses… Millions of Gems, access to a few hundred Kindergartens, 1 Diamond, A set of Neuro-Tech Limb enhancers and 1 HandShip- How did you not see this coming?

Jasper- (being questioned)… We thought it would be eas-

White Diamond- Easy? Was Rose "Easy"? Where the Crystal Gems "Easy"? What have we told everyone about "Easy"?

Officer- If its happening, it's not easy.

White Diamond- Yet Clearly this was easy!

Jasper- Ma'am, they consisted of two midget fusions, a pearl, a ill concieved kindergarten gem, and a twisted, corpulent abomination.

Steven- (on Hologram) That m- …wait…

White Diamond- Oh my gem, they rag-tagged us. They even had a theme song. This is hopeless.