Ed, Edd n Eddy - The school will tell Sarah, and Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will just sit there and watch TV!

Ed usually had some funny recollections of his father if you remember the series. I remember a similar bit like this that went something like:

Ed: Sarah will tell Mom, and Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say "Not now, I just got home from work."

And another one that went something like:

Edd: Oh, my. A shriek of terror.

Ed: Dad's home!

This sounds eerily similar to how my dad would respond.