Now here's some fanon that doesn't equate the entirety of the series to one big fever dream/hallucination/afterlife. It seems that people are so desperate to open our eyes to hidden plots to the show, they need to go with the only theory that explains the unrealistic side of being a cartoon (besides, you know, BEING A CARTOON). It's relieving to see theories that make sense with the personality of the characters as well as not being a fUCKING COmA ThEORY!!

Add the Kanker Sisters to the equation, and it makes even more sense. The Kankers may be the series antagonist and bully the Edds, but they do so in a way that’s similar to Helga and Arnold. They live in the trailer park, outside of the cul-de-sac which probably doesn’t make them alot of friends. They all look very different different from each other, so it could be that they have different mothers or different fathers. It makes sense that they all have crushes on the Ed Boys since they relate to their unstable home environments. But like the Edds, they lack proper social skills due to being treated like outcast, even by the Edds themselves.