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THE BEACON POST Want to advertise? Visit: Published By Team PEAK Beacon's Only Newspaper! www.GivePateMoneyNow.edu Vytal Festival Delayed One Week, Mass Stylized Hallucinations Ensue Written By Eris Atropa Despite this hiccup, the Vital festival itself tournament that instead Team SSSN, made up of monkey guy, irony name, Sir neck tattoos, writing about in a stupid nonprofit student f------ newspaper because life is a dirty defeated Team NDGO with blind luck and four counts of manslaughter swimmingly as a number of teams from across the kingdoms proceed forward into the doubles round Now tell me that s--- Even weirder that that one year everyone you didn't know turned black. Not like in a racist way... I... Oh who even gives a fu efeats Just as the battle between Choco Adele and Mitsubishi Toyota of Team CFVY versus Mercury Bootsniffer and Emerald Team JNPR won a decisive victory against Story continued on page 57 straight of Team CMEN got underway everyone watching received simultaneous Team BRNZ yesterday unwanted but tolerated hallucinations of Professor Ozpin explain what huntsmen are. The official statement is that, "the animators needed more time to work on the next episodes", whatever the f--- that while team leader means... Maybe someone drugged the concession stand food or something. Wait um... hold on... ok my stash is safe... mean what? Anyway, the Vytal festivalllsexual tension between This issue is brought to you by be out on hold for one week and will resume at the same time next week. This announcement has been met with understanding from fans despite the fact they actually feel disappointed and somewhat cheated but don't want to be And by decisive l meant they threw local Adderall addict, Nora Valkyrie, at the enemy Jaune Arc continued to remain oblivious toward him and that girl from Ronnie Robot's Rocket Dildos or somethingI team's only sane man, don't care. Why the f--- you' Lie Come here for all your Ren, remains, "totally whatever it is they actually sell needs thing I can relate They're Story continued on page 57 to Page 57 Lastly, the confusingly named Team RWBY, made up of Weiss "I'm too good for poor people toilet paper" Schnee, Blake "Neko furry/former terrorist agent" Belladonna, Yang “got drunk and made out Despite being a figment of all of our collective imagination, hallucination zpin still managed to throw a dece amount of shade at everyone's good friend, General Ironwood. The content of with courtyard sculpture" Xiao Long, and their the hallucination mainly explained stuf anyone attending the Vytal festival tournament should already know. OzpinNothing... They won their match too... Shut up ended saying that despite whatever path huntsmen chose, they must never succumb to The Darkness leader Ruby Rose who is like super adorable, like oh my god she just aAhAGaha. I mean umm. uh Notes on last week's issue: Yes. I know the robot was an Atlesian Knight not an Elysium Paladin You're probably thinking that as a citizen of remnant, I should know the name of the world's in paid enough. Oh wait, I d been informed that our drunken assailant's name is Qrow Branflakes not Crow Branflakes. ‘Cause you know, thats how you f-----' spell that on't get paid. I have also Also, if you're wondering how his date with our field reporter went, Qrow showed up and remarked, "Huh, I honestly thought you were a woman. Eh, whatever." The rest of the night about how you'd expect. Koal said it was, "magical but [he] didn't understand some parts of it." Somebody im

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We had a good thing, you stupid bitch! We had Ironwood, we had the lamp, we had the staff we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, followed orders, and saved as much people as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! Little red just had to be the hero, had to call the shots! If you'd done your job, known your place, Atlas would still be in the air and we wouldnt be trapped down in a fairy tale, now you don't get to save NOBODY
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