SOMEBODY once told me that Nohr would try to own me
I aint the sharpest tool in the shed

Hoshido is kinda dumb
I think I would rather run
Over to smash as a DLC fighter

Well, the flames start coming and they don't stop coming
Asked to pick a side and I hit the ground running
Doesn't make sense what with all this hate
With a sword in your hand you're now second rate

With a chainsword, much pain I'll bring
So whats wrong if I stab things?
You'll soon find I am the bomb
'Cause I'm a motherf*cking Deer Dragon!

Shrek secretly confirmed for Smash.