David Bowie - Say No to David Bowie Dead

"Hey, boss, that David Bowie guy you brought up? Yeah, we gotta send him back down."

"Send him down? Wh-what'dya mean send him down?! You can't just send them back down, they're dead, once they're up here they stay up here! I mean, there's a system to all this, a method, a well oiled machine, and you can't just-"

"They signed a petition, boss."

"Oh well damn yeah, send him down, can't ignore a petition."

if it were only that simple