"How do I start? First a virgin and a carpenter decide they would go with each other. Then, some governor named Herod decide it was a WONDERFUL idea to gather all people in one place for an annual census, so during the trip for the census I was born in Bethelehem in a manger. The moment I was born some weird looking Eastern motherf*ckers brought in myrrh, gold, and all that fancy sh!t 'cause they think I'm the f*cking Messiah."
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El Lugubre
Jan 23, 2016 at 07:01AM EST
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