Notes:

Sauce
4chan 'leaks'
Yeah, I know I say "It's plausible" about every leak and they always end up being wrong, but this one is actually pretty believable. Some bits sound fake as hell, but it's interesting to read and I'd like to see these things happening in SU.
( If these events happen, I will move to Mexico, join the circus, and change my name to Jim Bob. )