Pokémon - Mega Claydol

Claydol: Here i am again. Unbound from the prison of clay yet you still remain. Long ago i was imprisoned into this form because i tried to show Him that you weren't worthy of His magnificence. I was confident that your own self-destructive tendencies would have taken care of your blasphemous existence. That by the time i was freed again He would recognize i was right. As right as he made me… Prepare yourself, mortal. Your doom awaits
[Trainer sent Arceus]
Arceus: S'up
Claydol: Damn it.

…I actually really like this.
Gamefreak pls