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THE BEACON POST Published By Team PEAK I'm never gonna make it through volumes 1 and 2 am I? Want to advertise? Vi www.GivePateMoneyNow.edu Ozpin "Totally Not Hungover" During Initiation Speech, Numerous Students Affected in Teleporter Accident Written By Eris Atropa It's a new school year at Beacon Academy. and you know what that means? That's right, annoying f------ freshman that don't know s--- show up Obvious foreshadowing is obvious. heavily armed and expect you to be their friend. Halle-f------lujah. Though of course, it will be fun to watch them derp their wa I wonder who will go on to save the world? hmmm... through the Emerald Forest. It's like the hunger games Our top story tonight focuses on a number of students involved in a terrible teleporter but with more of an emphasis on friendship and less on child murder. Though despite what they show you, both have about the same amount of boning. I remember accident leaving them coated in a mysteriouswhen I was like that, all starry eyed and hopeful. It felt black residue. "It's f------ b-------." One like everything was a new adventure, the world was at member of Team BLUE describes, "l signed your fingertips, and anything was possible. Now I go to up for this because I wanted to be able to get the liquor store three times a week and have built up places faster. Just pop in and be like Hey uch immunity to medical grade opioids that I have baby, how about you and I have a little Beacon Post and Chill. Bow Chicka Bow Bow. tranquilizers. So yeah, shoot for the f------ stars And then I could teleport out if they brought seriously started considering switching to animal After fixing an explosion crater in the school courtyard ta and taking a sizable gulp from a flask hidden in those the pepper spray." The incident in question was a Schnee funded Atlas research studv using student volunteers to test the capacities of a new teleportation device. A sign up waver in reads, $20 and free pizza for any humans or distracted at the time but no way, I faunas, especially faunas, who are willing to That is the face of a man who spent the previous test in our super, really, not dangerous pretty hoeish high heals, Prof. Goodwitch joined Headmaster "l can't be bothered to get my glasses fixed Ozpin for the welcoming ceremony where he gave an uh, inspiring(?) speech. Ana believes he was simply and free pizza for any humanS Of distracted at the time but no way, I've seen this before xperiment." As of right now, almost a crossfaded night snorting Vacuo moon dust off somebody's asS. Tve been around the block enough students not suffering from Main-Character times to know that facial expression when I see it. It's very specific combination of pride, self-loathing, and a Syndrome are covered in an as of yet unidentified black resin. Beacon medical staff [residual craving of cheetos says the students will have to wait "Until Hullum decides to give us a bigger f------ What? Fitting with tradition, all first year students slept in sleeping bags in one of the halls before being divided into teams in what I like to call, the Pre-Forest F--- Fest. Seriously you would not believe the kinda s--- that went down my freshman year. Heh heh. Anyways, aside from a brief squabble between some stuck up rich bitch and Ruby Rose, who btw is totes adorbs in those jammies and Jaune Arc forever safeguarding his virginity with his nimation budget, you think this s--- is easy?" to reverse the effects. We tried to contact the Schnee Dust Company for a comment but were given this and told, "The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any niuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee Dust Company produ nightly get up, the night was relatively uneventful. It looks it's shaping up to be a pretty decent year folks ncourages customers to rea this easy to follow guide to Dust applications and practices inth" field Heh. I say that like I actually believe it …

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