"Well, I wouldn't exactly say they're all moms. Amethyst, Lapis, and Peridot are like… sisters, you know? Same age, older, and younger sisters. Pearl is definitely a mom; I'm not sure what Garnet is, maybe my aunt and uncle – except they're married, so… And Jasper is that one member all families have that needs to stay in prison for everyone's safety."

"But I haven't even gotten to Cheeto mom yet!"