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Greentext Stories - Pen Pals

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File: image.ipg (179 KB, 1600x1600) I AM BREADY TO □ Anonymous 04/30/1 6(Sat)23:30:56 No. 681 99094 1 22681 993302 >>681993569 226819941 21 22681 994294 >Live in a s--- neighborhood and in s--- apartment complex >Monkeys yelling profanity and homeless people everywhere >One day while walking home from the place of learning, spot a small makeshift house made of old, rotten-wooded fence posts >Notice that it has a mailbox by the makeshift door >Hatch a plan >Go home and write a small letter saying hello to the nice man, asking if he'd care if I wrote to him >Place it in the mailbox along with a pencil and some paper and put the red flag up the next day while walking to school >Pass by it while walking home and notice it that the flag is down >Stealth-Ninja to the mailbox and grab the letter inside >Rush home and read it >Says some b------- like he would love to talk to me and that his name is Tommy >Write another letter saying that he has a great name and ask how he ended up in the position of being homeless Fast forward a couple days >Me and Tommy are great pen pals >l do my usual routine of getting the letter while walking home and reading it once I get home >One day he asks what I look like >Hatch an even better plan >Describe myself as the autistic 10 year old girl that lives below me >Use words like "Cute" and "Cuvy" >Tommy is 100% into it >Asks if I'd like to meet him >Tell him "Of course I do" with about 500 exclamation points >He asks where >Tell him to meet me at my apartment and give him my neighbors apartment number >Tell him he has to come really late at night so my mom won't be here >Tell him to bang on the door loudly because I'm a bit hard of hearing >Seal the deal with my final letter to him by putting a few small hearts around the page >Mfw I wake up at 3am with cops at my building >Mfw Tommy was arrested >Mfw the small autistic girl is screaming incredibly loud >Mfw Tommy is probably going to be charged with Attempted Sexual Assault >Mfw the small house disappeared the following week

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ActivistZero

ActivistZero

May 26, 2016 at 08:29AM EDT in reply to pilongadello

A bastard who got a sicko off the streets

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I am AHO Right?

I am AHO Right?

May 26, 2016 at 01:25PM EDT

This is so amazingly fake it's great.

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