2016 Disney Resort Alligator Attack - @Andrew_Ferrelli Tweet

The alligator has been heard shouting "Allah Akbar" before murdering the child. We know for certain that it has commited this act due to the crusades, toxic masculinity and violent video games and we must ban assault jaws.

I know some people are getting mad and acting like this is some kind of personal attack, but I interpret this one as a more of a jab at how the news is sometimes reported.