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Lizard People of New York July 18 at 5:08pm "I lost my job. There's nothing more embarrassing than being a homeless Lizard Person." "What was your job before you were fired?" "I was presidential candidate Jeb Bush." 'Like Comment Share Top Comments

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Lizard People of New York June 7- "Bernie Sanders has inspired me politically and sexually. I used to be afraid to hit on girls but now I just say: 'I realize that every metric indicates that I have lost out to the guy you are now dating. That being said, this whole system is rigged against nice guys like me. This isn't over until your wedding date and I plan to convince all your friends and family to pick me once you get to the altar.' Then I just wear them down or hope their current boyfriend gets arrested. 'Like Comment Share
Lizard People of New York June 12. Donald: "I love you so much. Flag: "l do not consent." ★ 大 LikeCommentShare
Lizard People of New York June 14 "My dad left to get cigarettes when I was 8 and he never came back. So l guess, at least, that's the ONE thing I know not to get him if he comes home for Father's Day." 'Like Comment Share
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