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Peter Nguyen Mr. Farlow 6-01-2000 Honors English Biography: Walt Whitman l chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that ifi wasn't going to take thi s class seriously and pick areal poet 1 might as well not come to class nymore. Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was bom in ancient Hong Kong Heis over 3,000 years old and remembers the names of all the forgotten Gods Walt Whitman is 90 stories tal, and his adventures are legendary. With his blue Ox, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman traveled across young Ameica and helped the nation growinto the angry powerhouse it is today. He dropped his mighty axe, forming the Grand Canyon, the apple cores he would spit from his mighty mouth planted apple trees all across the country, and the stomp ofhismighty boot caused the stock market to crash He ad his friend, Huck Finn, traveled down the Mississippi iver and freed the slaves. Walt Whitman believed that the only good Chinaman was a dead Chinaman, so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them Walt Whitman's might seem like a rea cool guy but in redity he's awhiny ass p----. His Livejournal, which he doesn't think anyoneknows about is full of whiny goth poetry His Current Mood is always "Apathetic" and his musicis aways some obscure punk band that no one has ever heard of Some people who pretended to be his fri end so they could get access to his "friends only" posts grabbed some ofpoetry and made a book from them, and caled it "Ode to Faggotry" When they found out other goth kids would actually read it, they changed the name to “Leaves of Grass" and it sold like gothcakes. Walt Whitman to this day doesn't know they're selling hispoems and making a fortune off him. They still don't invite him to any parties though, because no one likes him. Walt Whitman died alonely man in Walt Disney Land He was on the gondola ride, andhe fell out because he wasn't fastened properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.

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