Steven: "Are you listening to me you son-of-a-bitch OC scum? We can do this easy way or the hard way. You know, y-y-you want to live? Then open the blastshield door." Pearl: "Shut up Steven, you brainwashed litte turd that might not even be real because I'm brainwashed too!" Steven: "You know Pearl, this isn't easy for us. You know…. We all remember you as a friend." Pearl: "O-O-Oh really? Well I remember you as whiny little piece of shit, Steven!" Steven: "O-Oh yeah?" Pearl: "Yeah! I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasants. The rest is annoying garbage. So, why don't you do us both a favor, and shatter me! Do it, do it motherfucker! Fucking shatter me!"
Steven shatter Citrine.
Topaze: "Oh, whoa, Citrine was an OC? She set me up with my wife!"
Steven shatter Topaz.
Pearl: "What the hell!?" Steven: "I figured it out Pearl! The OC can only create perfect shallow characters. I know you are canon because you have a ton of flaws." Pearl: "Holy crap Steven, you are right!" Steven: "Isn't-Isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me?" Pearl: "….. Well yeah, Du-Doih, t-took you long enough. Now let's go Steven. We have a lot of friends and family to exterminate."
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