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Pearl: crystal gem
Pearl: crystal gem

Steven: "Are you listening to me you son-of-a-bitch OC scum? We can do this easy way or the hard way. You know, y-y-you want to live? Then open the blastshield door."
Pearl: "Shut up Steven, you brainwashed litte turd that might not even be real because I'm brainwashed too!"
Steven: "You know Pearl, this isn't easy for us. You know…. We all remember you as a friend."
Pearl: "O-O-Oh really? Well I remember you as whiny little piece of shit, Steven!"
Steven: "O-Oh yeah?"
Pearl: "Yeah! I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasants. The rest is annoying garbage. So, why don't you do us both a favor, and shatter me! Do it, do it motherfucker! Fucking shatter me!"

Steven shatter Citrine.

Topaze: "Oh, whoa, Citrine was an OC? She set me up with my wife!"

Steven shatter Topaz.

Pearl: "What the hell!?"
Steven: "I figured it out Pearl! The OC can only create perfect shallow characters. I know you are canon because you have a ton of flaws."
Pearl: "Holy crap Steven, you are right!"
Steven: "Isn't-Isn't that what you were trying to make me understand by yelling at me?"
Pearl: "….. Well yeah, Du-Doih, t-took you long enough. Now let's go Steven. We have a lot of friends and family to exterminate."

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