Batman - Alfred:"Now tilt their head upwards Master Bruce..."

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Mah_Buddy_Keith

Sep 08, 2016 at 03:00AM EDT in reply to PhantomFox

FTFY

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Oh, I heard about this one! Where he finds an abandoned baby and carries it around on his patrol because for some reason he can't drop it off at base or whatever. He runs into a bunch of thugs and just stares them down.
"You know who I am. You know what I can do. And if you do anything that would put this baby in danger you will regret it. Forever."

… at which point one of them disarms the situation by pointing out he's holding the baby wrong, and helps him out.

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