Notes:

Hey F------,
My name is Wimpod, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid leaks and pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever trained a gyarados? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of pokemon because of their base form, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having under 540 BST.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the best pokemon and you all know it. What pokemon do you like, other than “generic waifumons
" I also get over 120 base attack, and have a banging hot pokemon girlfriend (She just used her pheromones to win me over and to make me obey her commands; S--- was SO cash). You are all f------ who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my mon.