Cult of Kek - Be careful with your memes, my dudes

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Callout post for people who use the word 'thot brokencannon sadoeconomist Folks, I need to warn you r've been seeing a sudden surge of use of the word thot and I'm concermed We've recently seen at least one ancient Egyptian deity resurrected through meme magic Thoth is a significantly more powerful member of the pantheon than Kek and the consequences of summoning him may be even more drastic than the rebirth of Kek (Brexit, Trump winning the election, a series of celebrity deaths) The phrase 'return the bones thot radiates an obvious mystical power and it may herald that Thoth will come to preside over 2017 as Kek has presided over 2016 - the bones possibly refer to the millions of mummified ibises buried in his honor at his main temple in Khmun, by reblogging that post you may be unknowingly beseeching this ancient and powerful being to repay the thousands of years of sacrifices humanity once offered him what form that might take, we can only speculate Although its possible that Thoth has been with us for a while - his name in Greek letters is aue, which is clearly referenced in the OwO what's this?" meme As the inventor of both magic and science and keeper of all wisdom, Thoth assuredly does know what 'this' is, but I'm not sure we want to find out I'm also concerned that Thoth's wife Ma'at may be connected to the frequent seemingly compulsive and superfluous use of the word 'mate or m8 in memes Please be careful with your memes, they may hold hidden arcane power

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Kwatsch9000

Dec 30, 2016 at 07:54PM EST

>That Feel when Magic is real but it works in the most stupid way imaginable

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The Transistor

Dec 30, 2016 at 07:10PM EST in reply to Starflight

No way. He's the one who basically invented knowledge and literature, and the book of Thoth is supposed to contain knowledge and information about the universe so great that it's forbidden for people to read it, just in case somebody tears reality apart with powers gained from the book. I'm pretty Google, Bing or any human invention can't hold a candle to him, considering that it's basically the Necronomicon and he's THE god of knowledge, after all.

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