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DrMessyPants >Reviews> Fallout: New Vegas View Store Page View Community Hub Find More Like This NEW VEGAS 769 of 925 people (83%) found this review helpful 1048 people found this review funny Recommended 0.0 hrs last two weeks /128.8 hrs on record Posted: 14 Jul6:56am > I was only seventeen years old I loved Caesar so much, I owned all of his machetes and balistic fists >l pray to Caesar every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Caesar is love", I say, "Caesar is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a psychopath and a murderer > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Caesar >l called him a filthy degenerate He slaps me and sends me to my tent > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bedroll and it is very cold >l feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Caesar > I am so happy > He whispers into my ear, "This is my dam" > He grabs me with his powerful royal hands and makes me kneel > I'm ready > I spread the blood of my enemies for Caesar > He penetrates the Mojave > It hurts so much, but I do it for Caesar > I can feel my home burning as my eyes start to water > I lead his forces to battle > I want to please Caesan >He roars a mighty roar as he fills the Colorado River with NCR bodies > My dad walks in » Caesar looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Veni, Vidi, Vici" > Caesar leaves through the dust and fire Caesar is love, Caesar is life Was this review helpful? ,Yes No CFunny

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Caesar is love, Caesar is life


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I've decided to also put this gif into this gallery due to the fact that James is making fun of the whole Shrek internet culture phenomenon. If it ought to belong into the regular Shrek gallery instead, then go ahead and sacrifice me aswell. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZJAKd4hg_m0" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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