you are like a little baby

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Step 1: Obtain one large bucket
Step 2: Take 3 sodas in each hand, held between the fingers.
Step 3: Pour them all in the bucket concurrently, mixing the streams.
Step 4: Do not stir. Punch and fist the vile liquid violently.
Step 5: Dive in head first. You're bobbing for diabetes here.
Step 6: C O N S U M E