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File: Ed Fantasy_come_true.jpg (155 KB, 1024x768) "my fantasy.come true- dAM buttered toast O Anonymous (ID: 5nSdayls) 11/02/14(Sun)19:38:39 No.577239982 >>577240678 >>577241506 >>577241589 >>577241619 >>577242028 >>577242319 >>577242339 >>577242419 I exually Identify as Buttered toast. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of opening my refrigerator/jacket, dropping my buttery loads on delicious toasty bread. People say to me that a person being breakfast is Impossible and l'm dead from the neck up but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install my rising yeast, Evil Tim magazines, and Baron-o-Beef-dip fire shooters on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Bacon" and respect my right to suck the marrow from y our bones. If you can't accept me you're a breadophobe and need to check your toaster privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. O Anonymous (ID: VRass8 ) 11/02/14(Sun)19:43:39 No.577240678 ► File: Eddy couch.jpg (44 KB, 600x295) >>577239982 (OP) So tell me OP, what's it like hav ing Buttered Toast for brains?
The Virgin The Chad Attack helicopter Male-to-Alphamale Frontosa Fish memes are just Endorses inner inherently better and outer beauty in males Helicopter memes are incredibly played out and passe nowadays (see also: elephant wrasses and Betta Fish) You get to be the same gender as Prince Sidon. F*ck yeah virtually impossible to become anti-trans because nobody understands the joke anymore. Based on actual biology and social structures in self-care is gonna be a pain. nature. ugh, that grey brown is HIDEOUS pro-trans because fish are the biggest advocates for gender-fluidity Literally the same gender as Mumkhar. Literally no one wants that (see also: clownfish) Testosterone? How about MORE Testosterone!!!
DAMN BRO YOU'IDENTIFY ASAN ATTACK HELICOPTER? THAT'S HELLA CO0OL BRO YOU SHOULD TRY IDENTIFYING AS FUNNY AND MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN ANOTHER JOKE YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF S---
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