Notes:

author unknown; the first know to me appearance of this meme
very popular on blogs and talks in deep learning and machine learning

What society thinks I do (Terminator)
What my friends think I do (Brain on a chip)
What other computer scientists think I do (Sleeping on money)
What mathematicians think I do (Dog typing)
What I think I do (Yann LeCun)
What I actually do (from theano import *)